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send nudes if ur actually a foidleti’ve posted my face here multiple times bro i’m actually a girl
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send nudes if ur actually a foidleti’ve posted my face here multiple times bro i’m actually a girl
this might be the worst thread of all time
Ban speedrun
Ban speedrun
You ain’t slick mate
You ain’t slick mate
n****r you’ve got the humor of preschool kids
It doesn’t bumahhye mogs
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ur just retarded son its obviously sarcasticn****r you’ve got the humor of preschool kids
@SullenBlondie This is what you should doThe Best Rizz Lines for Flirting With That Special Someone
1. Can I be your snowflake? I promise to never melt away from your heart.
2. Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.
3. Are you a Wi-Fi signal? Because I’m feeling a strong connection.
4. No pen, no paper…but, you still draw my attention.
5. Are you a heart? Because I’d never stop beating for you.
6. I believe in following my dreams, so you lead the way.
7. If being beautiful was a crime, you’d be on the most wanted list.
8. Kissing is a love language. Want to start a conversation with me?
9. Are you iron? Because I don’t get enough of you.
10. Should we get coffee? Cause I like you a latte.
11. You should be Jasmine without the “Jas.”
12. Are you a Disney ride? Because I’d wait forever for you.
13. Are you water? Because I’d die without you.
14. I see you like tequila. Does that mean you’ll give me a shot?
15. Hey, I’m sorry to bother you, but my phone must be broken because it doesn’t seem to have your number in it.
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16. Are you a boxer? Because you’re a total knockout.
17. Are you public speaking? Because you make me really nervous.
18. Are you good at math? Me neither; the only number I care about is yours.
19. I’m not religious, but you’re the answer to all of my prayers.
20. Is your name Elsa? Because I can’t let you go.
21. Do you know the difference between history and you? History is the past, and you are my future.
22. Can I follow you home? My heart seems to have taken a detour since I met you.
23. Are you April 1st? Because I’m a fool for you.
24. Are you the Krabby Patty formula? Because I’m trying to steal you.
25. Is your name Chamomile? Because you’re a hot-tea!
26. Are you Legos? Because I’d never lego of you.
27. Do you work for NASA? Because your beauty is out of this world.
28. Math is so confusing. It’s always talking about “x and y” and never “you and I.”
29. You look a lot like my next girlfriend/boyfriend/partner.
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Smooth Rizz Lines
30. Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.
31. Are you Christmas morning? Because I’ve been waiting all year for you to arrive.
32. Are you Nemo? Because I’ve been trying to find you.
33. Are you a bank loan? Because you have my interest.
34. I hope you know CPR because you just took my breath away.
35. Are you the Sun? Because I could stare at you all day, and it’d be worth the risk.
36. Are you a beaver? Because DAM!
37. Are you a keyboard? Because you’re just my type.
38. My mom said sharing is caring but, no…you’re all mine!
39. Are you John Cena? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.
40. It’s time to pay up. It’s the first of the month, and you’ve been living in my mind rent-free.
41. Are you a light? Because you always make me feel bright.
42. Just so you know, I’m a felon…because I felon love with you.
43. Do you like Star Wars? Cause Yoda only one for me.
44. Are you chicken fingers and fries? Because I don’t care how many options I have, will always choose you.
45. It’s a good thing I have a library card because I’ve been checking you out.
46. Do you have a bandaid? My knees hurt from falling for you.
47. We may not be pants, but we’d make a great pair.
48. You know what’s beautiful? Repeat the first word.
49. Your eyes remind me of IKEA: easy to get lost in.
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Funny Rizz Lines
50. Can I borrow a kiss? I promise to give one back.
51. If you were a Transformer, you’d be Optimus Fine.
52. Are you the Sun? Because you’re hot.
53. Are you a vape? Because I’d never use you.
54. Can I get your jersey? Because I want your name and number.
55. I must be a time traveler because I can’t imagine my future without you.
56. Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?
57. Are you a light switch? Because you turn me on.
58. Are you a doctor? Because you instantly make me feel better.
59. You must be a masterpiece because I can’t take my eyes off of you.
60. Are you made of cheese? Because you’re looking Gouda!
61. Are you my favorite song? Because I can’t get you out of my head.
62. I’m no photographer, but I can picture us together.
63. Are you a diamond? Because you shine so bright!
64. Do you like fishing? Because you have me hooked.
65. Are you a dream? Because I don’t want to wake up.
66. If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple.
67. If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put U and I together.
68. Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is definitely flat.
69. Are you a phone charger? Because I’m dying without you.
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Witty Rizz Lines To Say
70. Are you a triangle? Because you’re acute one.
71. What’s your name again? Can I call you mine?
72. Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got fine written all over you.
73. I’m Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?
74. Have you ever been to jail? Because it should be illegal to be that good-looking.
75. Did we go to school together? I could have sworn we had chemistry.
76. Are you a magician? Because every time I look at you, everyone else disappears.
77. Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.
78. If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.
79. Are you made of copper and tellurium? Because you’re Cu-Te.
80. Are you a camera? Because every time I look at you, I smile.
81. Are you an alien? Because you just abducted my heart.
82. Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?
83. Is your name Waldo? Because someone like you is hard to find.
84. Is your name Ariel? Because we mermaid for each other.
85. If looks could kill, you’d be a weapon of mass destruction.
https://parade.com/living/questions-to-ask-your-crush
watch ur tone yo do yk who ur talking to rnIt doesn’t bumahh
Why taking it so seriously n****r lol lol lolur just retarded son its obviously sarcastic
Why taking it so seriously n****r lol lol lol
Some bumnigger igwatch ur tone yo do yk who ur talking to rn
@Sasageyo humble this niqqa yo i cba rnSome bumnigger ig
didn’t even work broView attachment 221562
send nudes if ur actually a foidleti’ve posted my face here multiple times bro i’m actually a girl
answer the questionDANG I’M REPUTABLE NOW I DIDN’T SEE THAT![]()
ye waitdidn’t even work browhere’s the charisma
Pussnigger cant fight for its life@Sasageyo humble this niqqa yo i cba rn
who the fuck are u n***aPussnigger cant fight for its life
Another forum member?who the fuck are u n***a
ye nah i just cba talking to an unknown niqqa like uPussnigger cant fight for its life
ye better than asking a 15yo girl for nudes ig@moonlight1 Kiss me if I’m wrong, but the Earth is definitely flat.
who said im over 18ye better than asking a 15yo girl for nudes ig
She’s 15 r****dView attachment 221562
send nudes if ur actually a foidleti’ve posted my face here multiple times bro i’m actually a girl
ye and im 16 r****dL
She’s 15 r****d
doesn’t matter bro u don’t even know mewho said im over 18![]()
ik ur trolling but still weird tbhthese n*****s think im fr @Kaligula567 View attachment 221580
okik ur trolling but still weird tbh