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Ilya.

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You wake up and the first breath you take you inhale you suck in enough microplastics to solidfy into one testicle.
Get up and walk to the bathroom taking another puff of microplastics.
Get ready for work putting on your polyester uniform last used by another employee who got r***d and stabbed to death by a feral n****r who's cheeseburger had pickles.
You stop at a turd world ethnic restaurant manned by 5'4 hondorans who are more american then the traitor jefferson davis before work to have some food.
"Do you speak spanish" one asks with a nasally disgusting accent manufactured by years of eating bean slop out of gutters
"No only english" you respond
He gives you a angry stare and asks what you want
"Uhh can I have the goblinos slop in-between flat bread special with some soda water and high fructose corn syrup ?"
"Sure ese"
You proceed to wait 30 minutes for two tiny portions and whilst eating dirty up your shirt but it's just too yummy to care even about the 10 year old white girl who just got butchered in the back screaming for help.

You arrive to work... late your fat ginger manager yells at you for being late whilst daquavious is in the break room using his phone while on the clock. You put your headset on and start working the counter.

@tbl12
 
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