What's the dumbest shit you've ever said?

[Chifuyu]

I called someone on landline and asked if they were home.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I drove up to a taco bell drive thru. Woman says hello. I ask if theyre open

 

[Chifuyu]

I drove up to a taco bell drive thru. Woman says hello. I ask if theyre open

Applies to both of us, can't tell which one is more low IQ.

 

[ElSillas]

Me: Hola como estas? (Hello how are you?)
The other person: Bien y tu? (Fine and you?)
Me: Bien gracias y tu? (Fine thanks and you?)

This has happened a lot of times and I don't know why I still keep doing it

 

[interstellarpotato]

Had a foid dump me because I forgot the color of her eyes
I panicked and said brown
they were blue

 

[Chifuyu]

Me: Hola como estas? (Hello how are you?)
The other person: Bien y tu? (Fine and you?)
Me: Bien gracias y tu? (Fine thanks and you?)

This has happened a lot of times and I don't know why I still keep doing it

Sometimes it goes like this:

Person A: "Greetings"
Me: "Good, and you?"

JFL. I'm 100% retarded.

 

[Chifuyu]

Had a foid dump me because I forgot the color of her eyes
I panicked and said brown
they were blue

"How dare you not notice my A10s, inkwell?" Nah but that shit's brootal.

 

[ElSillas]

Had a foid dump me because I forgot the color of her eyes
I panicked and said brown
they were blue

do normies really....

 

[interstellarpotato]

"How dare you not notice my A10s, inkwell?" Nah but that shit's brootal.

she covered her eyes as well like i didn't spend our entire relationship looking at her body and not her eyes

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Had a foid dump me because I forgot the color of her eyes
I panicked and said brown
they were blue

 

[Penalizer69]

When I was like 7 we had to do this shitty clap song with our name for music. We went around in a circle each singing the song. Instead of saying my name I said my crushes cause I was zoned out

 

[ElSillas]

When I was like 7 we had to do this shitty clap song with our name for music. We went around in a circle each singing the song. Instead of saying my name I said my crushes cause I was zoned out

dis n***a had a crush at 7

 

[Chifuyu]

she covered her eyes as well like i didn't spend our entire relationship looking at her body and not her eyes

Reminds me of a song, at the end of the song this band includes a phone call the lead singer has with some foid, convo literally goes like this:

Foid: "… Hello?"
Singer: "Hello, what color are your fucking eyes?"
Foid: "Mine?"
Singer: "Yeah"
Foid: "Blue"
Singer: "They're blue for sure, right?"
Foid: "Yeah"
Singer: "Alright, bye"
Singer (to band): "Alright, let's go."

 

[Chifuyu]

dis n***a had a crush at 7

My best friend did too jfl.

 

[Penalizer69]

dis n***a had a crush at 7

Mirn the early puberty I'm not exaggerating either my hormones were and probably still are fucked

 

[ElSillas]

Mirn the early puberty I'm not exaggerating either my hormones were and probably still are fucked

I started caring about girls at 10 iirc, but yeah had friends talking about girls since first grade

 

[zombiebeatz2006]

idk

 

[i_love_roosters]

i thought you loved me

 

[TonyDr]

If you don't rizz-up your girl(s) like this don't talk to me

 

[Deleted Member 70402]

I have such high levels of retardation that I actually forgot what I said, all I know probably 90% of what I say is dumb shit

 

[Deleted Member 64641]

I have such high levels of retardation that I actually forgot what I said, all I know probably 90% of what I say is dumb shit

 

[Deleted Member 36944]

I called someone on landline and asked if they were home.

awe that's adorable, you got confused

 

[Deleted Member 70402]

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That’s only the 10% tbh