When I was a day old, the government tried to kill me because they said I was Al Qaeda with a pussy

[Ghoultune]

But when I died they said “in order for you to walk again in a coma, eat Wendy's”. I come to Wendy’s, I get beat up, they punched me all in the head, they stabbed me, they beat me

 

[Blackpill Saint]

Al Qaeda with a micropenis more like

 

[Yani]

schizo arc?

 

[Ghoultune]

Al Qaeda with a micropenis more like

Shut up I don’t have a micropenis like you do

 

[Superior]

But when I died they said “in order for you to walk again in a coma, eat Wendy's”. I come to Wendy’s, I get beat up, they punched me all in the head, they stabbed me, they beat me

real life scenario