Story When You Accidentally DominanceMaxx in BJJ (And a Foid Loved It)

[BlendedBulge]

So there I was at no-gi BJJ, doing this drill where three people lie down, and the rest of us rotate in to spar. Win, and you take their spot. Lose, and you go to the back of the line.

My turn comes, and I get paired with this girl.

Now, I’m not going full Hulk Mode —just working technique, keeping it respectful.

But then, out of nowhere, she snatches my arm and almost locks in an armbar.

Before I could even process the existential horror of being tapped by a foid, I instantly lifted her off the ground with one arm and—well—let’s just say she met the mat with authority. You should’ve heard that SMACK

Oops. Timer ends. Awkward silence.

Luckily she didn’t get hurt, but I definitely caught her off guard

I go to shake her hand, half-expecting a death glare... but instead, she’s biting her lip, cheeks flushed, adorable smile, looking up at me like I just rescued her from a dragon. Bruh.

I felt guilty and awkward, but she seemed to like this

 

[Judge Holden]

So there I was at no-gi BJJ, doing this drill where three people lie down, and the rest of us rotate in to spar. Win, and you take their spot. Lose, and you go to the back of the line.

My turn comes, and I get paired with this girl.

Now, I’m not going full Hulk Mode —just working technique, keeping it respectful.

But then, out of nowhere, she snatches my arm and almost locks in an armbar.

Before I could even process the existential horror of being tapped by a foid, I instantly lifted her off the ground with one arm and—well—let’s just say she met the mat with authority. You should’ve heard that SMACK

Oops. Timer ends. Awkward silence.

Luckily she didn’t get hurt, but I definitely caught her off guard

I go to shake her hand, half-expecting a death glare... but instead, she’s biting her lip, cheeks flushed, adorable smile, looking up at me like I just rescued her from a dragon. Bruh.

I felt guilty and awkward, but she seemed to like this

dnr + i'm sleepy

 

[BlendedBulge]

dnr + i'm sleepy

Good night bro

 

[BlendedBulge]

@MyDreamisToBe183CM @recai iskender am I a sigma for this?

 

[boxeur]

So there I was at no-gi BJJ, doing this drill where three people lie down, and the rest of us rotate in to spar. Win, and you take their spot. Lose, and you go to the back of the line.

My turn comes, and I get paired with this girl.

Now, I’m not going full Hulk Mode —just working technique, keeping it respectful.

But then, out of nowhere, she snatches my arm and almost locks in an armbar.

Before I could even process the existential horror of being tapped by a foid, I instantly lifted her off the ground with one arm and—well—let’s just say she met the mat with authority. You should’ve heard that SMACK

Oops. Timer ends. Awkward silence.

Luckily she didn’t get hurt, but I definitely caught her off guard

I go to shake her hand, half-expecting a death glare... but instead, she’s biting her lip, cheeks flushed, adorable smile, looking up at me like I just rescued her from a dragon. Bruh.

I felt guilty and awkward, but she seemed to like this

bjj is gay
everyone is submissive in bjj

 

[BlendedBulge]

bjj is gay
everyone is submissive in bjj

Ik I stopped doing it

 

[boxeur]

Ik I stopped doing it

do greco roman wrestling or mma if you really like grappling

 

[BlendedBulge]

do greco roman wrestling or mma if you really like grappling

Freestyle wrestling + mma mogs brah

 

[Decay]

do greco roman wrestling or mma if you really like grappling

MMA includes bjj

 

[boxeur]

MMA includes bjj

yea would you rather say you do bjj or mma

 

[BlendedBulge]

yea would you rather say you do bjj or mma

Id rather say I do meth

 

[Decay]

yea would you rather say you do bjj or mma

MMA is better obviously

 

[Newday]

 

[boxeur]

Freestyle wrestling + mma mogs brah

as a beginner you should do wrestling, then some muay thai for the striking and cover everything with mma

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

Bjj stands for blow-jo-jobs

 

[boxeur]

Bjj stands for blow-jo-j*bs

bjj is infact your talent

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

bjj is infact your talent

Godi fiorenza

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

bjj is infact your talent

Ramblings from Marcianise

 

[Bull]

BJJ Is Faggots Shit
Wrestling Is Much Better
I Love Oil Checking

 

[BlendedBulge]

BJJ Is Faggots Shit
Wrestling Is Much Better
I Love Oil Checking

Agree tbh, that’s why I stopped doing BJJ