why didn’t i cry when i popped out?

[sparse]

when i was born i had a cold blank stare and didn’t cry. i just breathed. i came out suffering an intense existential crisis which still hasn’t resolved and has left me horrified, scared, afraid every moment of my harrowing life. i didn’t play with toys i looked at books of guns and bombs. i didn’t play with other kids i simply walked and pondered deeply. i wasn’t interested in baby food i demanded black coffee and adderal. to this day i am still deeply unsettled by the illness of our universe. what caused this?

 

[milkjar]

they don't understand the things I post on twitter

 

[RRM]

This is one of the rare cases where a sigma is born rather than made.

 

[Deleted Member 81273]

Because you're a fucking pussy

 

[Gengar]

That means you got yo ass beat by a doctor. Because doctors think a baby that has just been shit out, MUST cry. Something about lung function or whatever other excuse they have to beat up a baby.

 

[faithful]

when i was born i had a cold blank stare and didn’t cry. i just breathed. i came out suffering an intense existential crisis which still hasn’t resolved and has left me horrified, scared, afraid every moment of my harrowing life. i didn’t play with toys i looked at books of guns and bombs. i didn’t play with other kids i simply walked and pondered deeply. i wasn’t interested in baby food i demanded black coffee and adderal. to this day i am still deeply unsettled by the illness of our universe. what caused this?

cause ur stone cold n***a

 

[princeps]

when i was born i had a cold blank stare and didn’t cry. i just breathed. i came out suffering an intense existential crisis which still hasn’t resolved and has left me horrified, scared, afraid every moment of my harrowing life. i didn’t play with toys i looked at books of guns and bombs. i didn’t play with other kids i simply walked and pondered deeply. i wasn’t interested in baby food i demanded black coffee and adderal. to this day i am still deeply unsettled by the illness of our universe. what caused this?

Stone cold truecel from birth