Why do my exes look like aliens

[neymar]

Most have wide ipd,wide forehead, whiter skin than me, skinny build and look like aliens

Someone at my uni said my type has to do with my astrology sign but maybe i am into aliens

 

[neymar]

Also i have a shit narrow ipd

 

[Stacy]

Someone at my uni said my type has to do with my astrology sign but maybe i am into femcels

 

[salchipapa]

Looksmatch

 

[neymar]

I wish they were so they would ldar and be stinky after they lost me.

 

[Deleted member 49549]

Most have wide ipd,wide forehead, whiter skin than me, skinny build and look like aliens

Someone at my uni said my type has to do with my astrology sign but maybe i am into aliens

Astrology is bullshit and you just like em freaky looking

#relatable

 

[TonyDr]

You just dated them for their asses and then later noticed they have faces too