Womens football is actually a joke tbh

[Penalizer69]

Coach: hey can you stop fucking shoulder barging everyone and learn to dribble?
Her: fuck nah I don't actually like my sport tbh I just wanna injure mfs

Why is this bitch a forward

 

[PingPong]

Yer bird plays footy

 

[𐲀 𐲢 𐲠 𐲀 𐲇 𐲰]

i remember during a free period my mates and i found videos of like 6th division womens football and it was hilarious

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Bro do foids just slam each other to get the ball?

 

[Penalizer69]

Bro do foids just slam each other to get the ball?

The propa brexit way

 

[kifykify]

Mane, I know a girl who plays feminine football and she's gotten injured a lot of times fr
She's probably the only one who plays like they should instead of being a female gorilla

 

[Hector of Troy]

Foids who play football
Could have a great tactical understanding of the game
But physically they obviously can’t keep up
Even against 14/15 year old boys

 

[tonisworld]

Coach: hey can you stop fucking shoulder barging everyone and learn to dribble?
Her: fuck nah I don't actually like my sport tbh I just wanna injure mfs

Why is this bitch a forward

My girl had extra arsenal woman's football tickets and when I tell u even the most hardcore friends of mine would be like bin this shit. Literally do water

 

[Anna]

International woman’s football isn’t even that bad and is fun to watch

 

[tonisworld]

International woman’s football isn’t even that bad and is fun to watch

Is it

 

[TonyDr]

Why is this bitch a forward

She should have done rugby instead

 

[tonisworld]

I'm being serious wllahi on my life if I have extra female football tickets for arsenal would u guys want them?

 

[Penalizer69]

I'm being serious wllahi on my life if I have extra female football tickets for arsenal would u guys want them?

Arsenal are the best in the women's league

If you wanna watch any women play it'd be them

 

[tonisworld]

Arsenal are the best in the women's league

If you wanna watch any women play it'd be them

Do u want me to send u the tickets if I have extra I can Dm u them on here idc for football the slightest I went a couple times cause it came in the box with some dinner but I always feel guilty going cause im a fan the slightest

 

[Penalizer69]

Do u want me to send u the tickets if I have extra I can Dm u them on here idc for football the slightest I went a couple times cause it came in the box with some dinner

Bud what kind of dinner is giving you football tickets on the side

Idk if I could even go tbh

 

[tonisworld]

Bud what kind of dinner is giving you football tickets on the side

Idk if I could even go tbh

It was a box ticket cause she's in charge of influencers she they have like normal dinner chicken, potatoes salad etc. But those tickets are only for the special guests like the directors, or journalists or influencers like deji. It's not tickets on the side the ticket is the main thing and there's dinner in half time

 

[Penalizer69]

It was a box ticket cause she's in charge of influencers she they have like normal dinner chicken, potatoes salad etc. But those tickets are only for the special guests like the directors, or journalists or influencers like deji. It's not tickets on the side the ticket is the main thing and there's dinner in half time

Why wouldn't you go then?

 

[tonisworld]

Why wouldn't you go then?

I just don't care for the football itslelf at all, I find it boring. I only went for the free dinner. Which is bad cause she had a plus one she could of Brough a real fan The tickets I'm referring to give yu is the general tickets, not box tickets cause box tickets u gotta interact with the directors. Imagine u go there n be like oh yeah I was given this tickets thru a lm forum

 

[Penalizer69]

The tickets I'm referring to give yu is the general tickets, not box tickets cause box tickets u gotta interact with the directors.

Depends on time, date, etc.

 

[tonisworld]

Depends on time, date, etc.

Time is usually weekend or after work hours so around 8 and yeah dates honestly she gets them very suddenly. She gives me like 5 hours to find someone or she will give them to people she knows it's always quite random when like an influencer can't make it for example. Usually day before. Anyways u I will just drop them in ur inbox next time