Would you rather

[bentobox]

Be 5’2 but the perfect Chad or a 7 foot tall 27inch shouldered woman who’s voice is deep af and there’s nothing you can do to change that

 

[trueceljester]

Be 5’2 but the perfect Chad or a 7 foot tall 27inch shouldered woman who’s voice is deep af and there’s nothing you can do to change that

5'2 chad, taller women mog anyway

 

[bentobox]

5'2 chad, taller women mog anyway

Yea but not one that’s 7 feet tall and has 27inch shoulders

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Be 5’2 but the perfect Chad or a 7 foot tall 27inch shouldered woman who’s voice is deep af and there’s nothing you can do to change that

option 1 is the best option
i will look very nice sitting down (i do that a lot)

 

[bentobox]

option 1 is the best option
i will look very nice sitting down (i do that a lot)

Holy sit

 

[Krusty]

*aggressively thinking*

 

[bentobox]

*aggressively thinking*

 

[candycaro]

Obviously the first

 

[bentobox]

Obviously the first

Hm I suppose

 

[Krusty]

be a 4'9 betabuxxa

 

[windtl]

Be 5’2 but the perfect Chad or a 7 foot tall 27inch shouldered woman who’s voice is deep af and there’s nothing you can do to change that

just be 5'2 chad and date kids bruh