Serious Yoo am i fucked (RANT)

[2Beau]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

 

[2Beau]

Inb4 dnr

 

[Thebird]

Chad

 

[Cat.]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

Dude be living on easy mode

 

[Deleted Member 87568]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

Lock in gng. Have you got money for clothes? Also use shit like coffees, electrolytes etc to debloat. As for your hair, just pray ig idk

 

[dominantchad]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

wow

 

[candycaro]

I mean you matched with her. She swiped you despite all this. Or are your pictures not current?

 

[candycaro]

wow

This is what he calls suffering from success btw

 

[Deleted Member 74605]

Do a quick mini cut before meeting up with her try to lose water retention on ur face 400mg daily caffeine and drink a fuck ton of water. Lymphatic drainage massage. Trim ur hair and ur set bro should be fine

 

[2Beau]

Lock in gng. Have you got money for clothes? Also use shit like coffees, electrolytes etc to debloat. As for your hair, just pray ig idk

I’m a bartender in the winter I barely get hours cause i’m also a student but I got enough money to take her out , yh i debloat with kalium(potassium) and i eat a banana and half a liter coconut water every morning i should get on those electrolytes tho. jezus got my back.

 

[Cat.]

Do a quick mini cut before meeting up with her try to lose water retention on ur face 400mg daily caffeine and drink a fuck ton of water. Lymphatic drainage massage. Trim ur hair and ur set bro should be fine

Chad ramblings

 

[2Beau]

Dude be living on easy mode

Says the chad

 

[Cat.]

Says the chad

Chad in the deepest slums of mumbai

 

[2Beau]

I mean you matched with her. She swiped you despite all this. Or are your pictures not current?

nah they’re current but pre chopped phase lowkey but i guess the exam stress , lack of sleep and off diet are a big factor i guess

 

[candycaro]

nah they’re current but pre chopped phase lowkey but i guess the exam stress , lack of sleep and off diet are a big factor i guess

Are you still planning to meet up with her during exam phase?

 

[2Beau]

Do a quick mini cut before meeting up with her try to lose water retention on ur face 400mg daily caffeine and drink a fuck ton of water. Lymphatic drainage massage. Trim ur hair and ur set bro should be fine

ts might be the move, pulling out the old gua sha and ice roller

 

[2Beau]

Are you still planning to meet up with her during exam phase?

I finish the 20th she finishes the 22th so probably a coupke days after thar so i’ll probably have a week to prepare (aslong as my skin is fine and i get my hair cleaned up i should be good to go)

 

[candycaro]

I finish the 20th she finishes the 22th so probably a coupke days after thar so i’ll probably have a week to prepare (aslong as my skin is fine and i get my hair cleaned up i should be good to go)

Idk what to be more jealous of. That you got a nice match or that you’re finished with exams this month :,(

 

[2Beau]

@Blackpillirony @snow @Cat. should i bonesmash pre date or is the chance of having raptured artiries and excessive swelling not worth it ?

 

[2Beau]

Idk what to be more jealous of. That you got a nice match or that you’re finished with exams this month :,(

I failed one today i made a thread about it

 

[Cat.]

@Blackpillirony @snow @Cat. should i bonesmash pre date or is the chance of having raptured artiries and excessive swelling not worth it ?

Lightly only tho but be careful chad

 

[Deleted Member 74605]

@Blackpillirony @snow @Cat. should i bonesmash pre date or is the chance of having raptured artiries and excessive swelling not worth it ?

Never done it so I can’t speak on if it works or not but I wouldn’t

 

[candycaro]

I failed one today i made a thread about it

Sorry :,(

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

She's not real, YOU WILL BE KILLED.

 

[foiddefender67]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

just fucking lock in like you never have before if she’s a real one she’ll stay

 

[Rololongs]

So i redownloaded tinder and matched with this bad as hell belgian/romanian girl her body halo is crazy and she has a mhtb face. She’s super lowkey om the gram less than 100 followers and following and doesn’t follow any dudes almost besides me now and is orthodox christian. She’s interested in me and we’re going on a date soon but i’m lowkey in my chopped era pre ascension cause i’m growing out my hair and stuff and usinf retinol which makes my skin more acne prone and haven’t cut yet, she’s into fashion and i haven’t been outfitmaxxing for 2 years i also fucked up my left eye brow by accidentally trimming 5 mm’a of the end making it not noticeable but still uneven. She’s honestly wifey but i’m lowkey not in my prime, i’ve bagged numerous girls of this caliber but fumbling this would be dreadful cause i haven’t had genuine interest in a girl since my htb norwegian girl/wife tore my heart into pieces

your fucked