18 and a virgin help me pls

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

Since birth I've been a virgin and it's been eating me up inside. I turn 19 in June and hope to looksmaxx so by my birthday I can go to a club with my boys and get laid finally. (nohomo) Only black "women" and ugly blonde women like me. I have high cheekbones and a decent frame but my crippling social anxiety ironically fucks me in the end. I've been a just about daily stoner since 14 and coomer since 8, I know that's young for both yes im a r****d, that probably lowered my T significantly. I've been weed free for about a month, but I think I need to commit to no-fap more. Any tips for a youngster like me?

 

[Shrek]

Since birth I've been a virgin and it's been eating me up inside. I turn 19 in June and hope to looksmaxx so by my birthday I can go to a club with my boys and get laid finally. (nohomo) Only black "women" and ugly blonde women like me. I have high cheekbones and a decent frame but my crippling social anxiety ironically fucks me in the end. I've been a just about daily stoner since 14 and coomer since 8, I know that's young for both yes im a r****d, that probably lowered my T significantly. I've been weed free for about a month, but I think I need to commit to no-fap more. Any tips for a youngster like me?

start with lifting, stop smoking weed, nofap, CBT for anxiety...

how are u in terms of looks? height and facially?

 

[Rkelly]

Since birth I've been a virgin and it's been eating me up inside. I turn 19 in June and hope to looksmaxx so by my birthday I can go to a club with my boys and get laid finally. (nohomo) Only black "women" and ugly blonde women like me. I have high cheekbones and a decent frame but my crippling social anxiety ironically fucks me in the end. I've been a just about daily stoner since 14 and coomer since 8, I know that's young for both yes im a r****d, that probably lowered my T significantly. I've been weed free for about a month, but I think I need to commit to no-fap more. Any tips for a youngster like me?

It would be ideal if you posted pics. Or you can DM me your pics and I can tell you exactly what needs improvement, what's good/bad, surgery advice, etc.

The only advice I can currently give you is,

Eat clean, drink around a gallon of water a day, do some home workouts, try cold showers + nofap, get 7-8hrs of sleep, chew hard gum and train your neck

 

[Hououin Kyouma]

Since birth I've been a virgin and it's been eating me up inside. I turn 19 in June and hope to looksmaxx so by my birthday I can go to a club with my boys and get laid finally. (nohomo) Only black "women" and ugly blonde women like me. I have high cheekbones and a decent frame but my crippling social anxiety ironically fucks me in the end. I've been a just about daily stoner since 14 and coomer since 8, I know that's young for both yes im a r****d, that probably lowered my T significantly. I've been weed free for about a month, but I think I need to commit to no-fap more. Any tips for a youngster like me?

Post some pics then we can help you from m there
If you are desperateto get laid I suggest going to a club or party because those are places people go that are open to sex
Honestly we need to see some pics for a good evaluation also if you have any struggles such as a fear of women you can DM me or type it here in the chat
We are supportive and confidential and our main goal is to give you advice to look your best

 

[Ritalincel]

Inject Tren if you are a high T beast.
Take HRT if you are a low T femboy.
If neither of those, then you need to choose one of 2(two) paths above for yourself, man.

 

[somali looksman]

HAHAHA
nofap bro, it'll surely help

 

[Rei]

start with lifting

If he does he better start enhanced as natty is a colossal comical joke of a waste of time.

 

[Shrek]

If he does he better start enhanced as natty is a colossal comical joke of a waste of time.

 

[Ciekay]

Cut the weed, Hit the gym, and dress well dude, social anxiety is caused by the weed, i know this because i used to have it myself. Socializing is simple, Get the other person talking and show them that your listening

 

[john]

It's only your looks that matter when it comes to slaying... especially in a club.

Also jfl at nofap, it won't make you gl in any way.

Are you at least 6' tall? Are you at least above average, facially?

 

[Shrek]

Cut the weed, Hit the gym, and dress well dude, social anxiety is caused by the weed, i know this because i used to have it myself. Socializing is simple, Get the other person talking and show them that your listening

It's only your looks that matter when it comes to slaying... especially in a club.

Also jfl at nofap, it won't make you gl in any way.

Are you at least 6' tall? Are you at least above average, facially?

 

[john]

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What's so wrong about my post you buffoon?

Oh wait.... i said nofap won't make you gl...

yeah, deal with that fact... it won't do shit to improving your looks. Link me a study or show me before and afters.

 

[Shrek]

What's so wrong about my post you buffoon?

Oh wait.... i said nofap won't make you gl...

yeah, deal with that fact... it won't do shit to improving your looks. Link me a study or show me before and afters.

 

[john]

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Did you just sell yourself here? because you literally proved my point.

What are you trying to say fr? use some words to communicate.

 

[Shrek]

Did you just sell yourself here? because you literally proved my point.

What are you trying to say fr? use some words to communicate.

 

[Rei]

Soy

 

[Test]

virgins me

 

[john]

You can't have a normal conversation with me. You've lost.

Keep replying further on to this.

 

[Shrek]

You can't have a normal conversation with me. You've lost.

Keep replying further on to this.

im not going to dignify ur stupid question with a response johnathon

 

[Rei]

I want to rip that cat to f*****g shreds.

 

[john]

im not going to dignify ur stupid question with a response johnathon

You just did.

Anyways... you have no evidence to prove me how nofap would ever make you gl. You're just trying to avoid my question because you don't have an answer.

 

[Rei]

 

[john]

tbh

it is really what i'm dealing with now.

Thanks for posting something relevant.

 

[Ritalincel]

I can help you to lose your virginity, send me your address, bro. Do not forget to wear maid dress costume.

 

[john]

I can help you to lose your virginity, send me your address, bro.

you became a pimp?

 

[Rei]

you became a pimp?

He made me boipreggers

 

[john]

He made me boipreggers

Quick question.

In this clown world, if females are pregnant for 9 months... then are fem-boys pregnant for 4.5 months?

Also what do they give birth to?

 

[Rei]

then are fem-boys pregnant for 4.5 months?

That would be better indeed for little femboi to not endure as much hassle and pain but I'm truecel I do not have access to that info man

Also what do they give birth to?

Next generation of aryan super soldiers (/^▽^)/

 

[Ritalincel]

Cute thread.

 

[Test]

This must be a larp thread.
I think I know who OP is

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

First off thank you frens for the advice, honestly appreciate everyone who replied until this degenerated into a femboy thread lul

start with lifting, stop smoking weed, nofap, CBT for anxiety...

how are u in terms of looks? height and facially?

I'm like a 6.4 on a good day, I've grown into a funny person because the longer her eyes are closed and laughing the better. I'm 5'10'' so in shoes I'm 6'

It would be ideal if you posted pics. Or you can DM me your pics and I can tell you exactly what needs improvement, what's good/bad, surgery advice, etc.

The only advice I can currently give you is,

Eat clean, drink around a gallon of water a day, do some home workouts, try cold showers + nofap, get 7-8hrs of sleep, chew hard gum and train your neck

Duely noted, going to start working out starting today. Drinking that much water is gonna be hard but I'll commit myself to do it. Saving all advice on this thread in my notes app. Sliding into ur dms as we speak my guy.

Post some pics then we can help you from m there
If you are desperateto get laid I suggest going to a club or party because those are places people go that are open to sex
Honestly we need to see some pics for a good evaluation also if you have any struggles such as a fear of women you can DM me or type it here in the chat
We are supportive and confidential and our main goal is to give you advice to look your best

Dming you too with my pictures

Cut the weed, Hit the gym, and dress well dude, social anxiety is caused by the weed, i know this because i used to have it myself. Socializing is simple, Get the other person talking and show them that your listening

Weed does cause social anxiety wish someone told me in middle school when I started smh thank god I'm not addicted. I'd say my fashion sense is good if not a little wiggerish. I remember girls saying "You dress like a fuckboy but you're not one" jfl

What's so wrong about my post you buffoon?

Oh wait.... i said nofap won't make you gl...

yeah, deal with that fact... it won't do shit to improving your looks. Link me a study or show me before and afters.

Can you rate me too?

 

[john]

Can you rate me too?

Yes, pm me.

 

[john]

This must be a larp thread.
I think I know who OP is

Ah...

I'm indeed starting to suspect so. Yep, i'm pretty sure now.

 

[Rei]

Shreg

 

[dohbeep]

First off thank you frens for the advice, honestly appreciate everyone who replied until this degenerated into a femboy thread lul

I'm like a 6.4 on a good day, I've grown into a funny person because the longer her eyes are closed and laughing the better. I'm 5'10'' so in shoes I'm 6'

Duely noted, going to start working out starting today. Drinking that much water is gonna be hard but I'll commit myself to do it. Saving all advice on this thread in my notes app. Sliding into ur dms as we speak my guy.

Dming you too with my pictures

Weed does cause social anxiety wish someone told me in middle school when I started smh thank god I'm not addicted. I'd say my fashion sense is good if not a little wiggerish. I remember girls saying "You dress like a fuckboy but you're not one" jfl

Can you rate me too?

6 foot in shoes
DM me, I’ll dm you my pic as well

i don’t know what shoes you wear that give you 2 inches but keep wearing them

I’m 5.5/10 when lean and with better hair , 6 foot tall and I’ve slayed. If you’re truly a 6.4 then getting with a 5/10 woman will be like taking candy from a baby

 

[Buddy Boyo]

Since birth I've been a virgin and it's been eating me up inside. I turn 19 in June and hope to looksmaxx so by my birthday I can go to a club with my boys and get laid finally. (nohomo) Only black "women" and ugly blonde women like me. I have high cheekbones and a decent frame but my crippling social anxiety ironically fucks me in the end. I've been a just about daily stoner since 14 and coomer since 8, I know that's young for both yes im a r****d, that probably lowered my T significantly. I've been weed free for about a month, but I think I need to commit to no-fap more. Any tips for a youngster like me?

It's easy, you just Need to look like this

 

[Ritalincel]

It's easy, you just Need to look like this

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[Buddy Boyo]

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Now it's not a secret anymore which character my dog neoples is trying to imitate

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

Ah...

I'm indeed starting to suspect so. Yep, i'm pretty sure now.

I can guarentee I'm not larping my dude

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

6 foot in shoes
DM me, I’ll dm you my pic as well

i don’t know what shoes you wear that give you 2 inches but keep wearing them

I’m 5.5/10 when lean and with better hair , 6 foot tall and I’ve slayed. If you’re truly a 6.4 then getting with a 5/10 woman will be like taking candy from a baby

Jordans work well to give height hence my "wigger" fashion I mentioned earlier. 5s are easy and a 7 with daddy issues liked me when I was obese because I guess I had a beer belly lel

 

[Ritalincel]

I can guarentee I'm not larping my dude

There is no way someone aged 18(eighteen) is a virgin, man.

 

[Rei]

OP truly is a massive f*****g f****t, I hope he chokes to death on his cum he shoots down his throat every day while practicing auto-fellation like the shambling subhuman Truecel he is.

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

There is no way someone aged 18(eighteen) is a virgin, man.

Guess its over time to bend my dick around and f**k myself in the ass

 

[dohbeep]

Jordans work well to give height hence my "wigger" fashion I mentioned earlier. 5s are easy and a 7 with daddy issues liked me when I was obese because I guess I had a beer belly lel

If 5s are “easy” then why haven’t you f****d one? You sound like an idiot no offence

 

[1234abcd]

I wouldn't worry too much, being a virgin at 18 is pretty normal and common, don't listen to people who say it's over if your a virgin at 18

First off you need to ntmaxx ,this will make the most difference, get over your social anxiety. Try therapy or some kinda medication, try chatting to people online at first, this will help you just get used to talking to people.
Go out to clubs with friends before you birthday and just get drunk, this will help you loosen up a bit. You don't need to get wasted.

Second thing you can do is gymmax, as you turning 19 pretty soon you should just work on leanmaxxing unless your a twig, eat clean and go to the gym 3 times a week, focus more on weights but you can also do cardio if you want, this will not only improve your body but it should also improve your face.

Third thing you can do is skinmax, use hyaluronic acid, niacinamide and a salycilic acid moisturiser in this specific order ( it has to been in this order or they won't work as effectively).
Even if you don't have acne this help improve the look of your skin, if you do have acne this will help clear it aswell.

Last thing you can do is stylemaxx, make sure your hair isn't messy, dress well but also make sure the clothes you were fit properly, too tight or too baggy clothes look stupid.

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

If 5s are “easy” then why haven’t you f****d one? You sound like an idiot no offence

 

[DonkeyDongEnergy]

I wouldn't worry too much, being a virgin at 18 is pretty normal and common, don't listen to people who say it's over if your a virgin at 18

First off you need to ntmaxx ,this will make the most difference, get over your social anxiety. Try therapy or some kinda medication, try chatting to people online at first, this will help you just get used to talking to people.
Go out to clubs with friends before you birthday and just get drunk, this will help you loosen up a bit. You don't need to get wasted.

Second thing you can do is gymmax, as you turning 19 pretty soon you should just work on leanmaxxing unless your a twig, eat clean and go to the gym 3 times a week, focus more on weights but you can also do cardio if you want, this will not only improve your body but it should also improve your face.

Third thing you can do is skinmax, use hyaluronic acid, niacinamide and a salycilic acid moisturiser in this specific order ( it has to been in this order or they won't work as effectively).
Even if you don't have acne this help improve the look of your skin, if you do have acne this will help clear it aswell.

Last thing you can do is stylemaxx, make sure your hair isn't messy, dress well but also make sure the clothes you were fit properly, too tight or too baggy clothes look stupid.

Thank you fren. saved