Experience 5’5 ethnic cousin somehow pulls

[knightmaxxer]

to preface im half ethnic (mainly daylamite/highpersian dna so i still look white), and i sometimes visit the ethnic part of my family in sydney. most of them are brown.
i have this cousin whos like 19 and 5’5, genuine brown manlet with a big nose and recessed chin. and whenever i go over there i typically hang around him, so once we went on a big walk to a shopping centre, then after that we went to a large metrobus stop and he spotted a group of decently attractive white girls, turns to me, points to them and says “ay bro, i tapped alla dem bro”, so obviously i call bullshit, so he goes over, and starts fucking talking to them about it!
i stood there FLABBERGASTED, absolutely fuckin BONZERS at how somehow not only had he hooked up with all of them, but he had DATED two of them, and they were STILL FRIENDLY to him! they were fuckin laughing at his jokes n shit m8
and even after that, as much as i asked he wouldn’t tell me how he did it. just shrugged and said some shit like “ye bro i got dat rizz bruz” and then went back to talking about how his “opps” (yes he unironically says opps) mugged him for his vapes while he was selling em
tldr: psl subhuman deathnic cousin somehow slays white mtbs

 

[IStalkMyself]

tldr fuck you n***a

 

[knightmaxxer]

tldr fuck you n***a

 

[Galvatron]

I’m the 5’5 ethnic cousin lol

 

[chudlite67]

to preface im half ethnic (mainly daylamite/highpersian dna so i still look white), and i sometimes visit the ethnic part of my family in sydney. most of them are brown.
i have this cousin whos like 19 and 5’5, genuine brown manlet with a big nose and recessed chin. and whenever i go over there i typically hang around him, so once we went on a big walk to a shopping centre, then after that we went to a large metrobus stop and he spotted a group of decently attractive white girls, turns to me, points to them and says “ay bro, i tapped alla dem bro”, so obviously i call bullshit, so he goes over, and starts fucking talking to them about it!
i stood there FLABBERGASTED, absolutely fuckin BONZERS at how somehow not only had he hooked up with all of them, but he had DATED two of them, and they were STILL FRIENDLY to him! they were fuckin laughing at his jokes n shit m8
and even after that, as much as i asked he wouldn’t tell me how he did it. just shrugged and said some shit like “ye bro i got dat rizz bruz” and then went back to talking about how his “opps” (yes he unironically says opps) mugged him for his vapes while he was selling em
tldr: psl subhuman deathnic cousin somehow slays white mtbs

stupid fucking foids what the FUCK are they doing
i thought we all agreed on HYPERGAMY????

 

[knightmaxxer]

stupid fucking foids what the FUCK are they doing
i thought we all agreed on HYPERGAMY????

call a meeting of the sydney foids association

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

to preface im half ethnic (mainly daylamite/highpersian dna so i still look white), and i sometimes visit the ethnic part of my family in sydney. most of them are brown.
i have this cousin whos like 19 and 5’5, genuine brown manlet with a big nose and recessed chin. and whenever i go over there i typically hang around him, so once we went on a big walk to a shopping centre, then after that we went to a large metrobus stop and he spotted a group of decently attractive white girls, turns to me, points to them and says “ay bro, i tapped alla dem bro”, so obviously i call bullshit, so he goes over, and starts fucking talking to them about it!
i stood there FLABBERGASTED, absolutely fuckin BONZERS at how somehow not only had he hooked up with all of them, but he had DATED two of them, and they were STILL FRIENDLY to him! they were fuckin laughing at his jokes n shit m8
and even after that, as much as i asked he wouldn’t tell me how he did it. just shrugged and said some shit like “ye bro i got dat rizz bruz” and then went back to talking about how his “opps” (yes he unironically says opps) mugged him for his vapes while he was selling em
tldr: psl subhuman deathnic cousin somehow slays white mtbs

BRO MY FRIKING COUSIN HAS SM HUZZ IN FUCKING ITALY. THIS MAN IS 165 CM, AS A MALE AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL SM GIRLS. I don't understand this bc girls in italy are WAY out of his league, and he's got a bad personality too.

 

[chudlite67]

call a meeting of the sydney foids association

oh i didnt clock it was in sydney
yeah checks out ig.

 

[knightmaxxer]

BRO MY FRIKING COUSIN HAS SM HUZZ IN FUCKING ITALY. THIS MAN IS 165 CM, AS A MALE AND HE SOMEHOW MANAGES TO PULL SM GIRLS. I don't understand this bc girls in italy are WAY out of his league, and he's got a bad personality too.

blackpill believers on suicide watch rn

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

stupid fucking foids what the FUCK are they doing
i thought we all agreed on HYPERGAMY????

we gonna denounce them to the united foid association, get their status revoked to teach them a lesson

 

[johnarcabob]

stupid fucking foids what the FUCK are they doing
i thought we all agreed on HYPERGAMY????

I enjoyed reading this message I actually meant my gold

 

[Trevor]

They're probably just passing themselves around anyway ykwim

 

[knightmaxxer]

They're probably just passing themselves around anyway ykwim

one of them was in a catholic school uniform jfl

 

[viasco]

thats called aura lil bro you got fucking mogged

 

[chudlite67]

I enjoyed reading this message I actually meant my gold

always happy to spread joy thank u john

 

[Trevor]

one of them was in a catholic school uniform jfl

I heard Sophie rain is christain

 

[chudlite67]

I heard Sophie rain is christain

yeah she says she is a virgin too

 

[knightmaxxer]

I heard Sophie rain is christain

descendant im weeping

 

[Trevor]

yeah she says she is a virgin too

Can't trust these girls

 

[knightmaxxer]

yeah she says she is a virgin too

about as much of a virgin as i am a slayer

 

[chudlite67]

about as much of a virgin as i am a slayer

so she is khhv?

 

[knightmaxxer]

so she is khhv?

yes, yes of course