A girl just asked if we can goon together

[meh.guy]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

did u say yes tho?

 

[chudlite67]

All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens

damn shes just like me fr

 

[foidslayer]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

pass the ball

 

[Xx_Sh4tteredHe4rt_xX]

pass the ball

u heard the man bro

 

[BigDihDiddy ⚦]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

So let me get this straight she’s scared to go on a date but wants to goon together alone in a room? Kind of low iq specimen is that? Fact she made it this far might be the one thing that disproves evolution

 

[Trevor]

You hit the jackpot

 

[meh.guy]

I asked if we can meet first but shes ignoring it

 

[meh.guy]

So let me get this straight she’s scared to go on a date but wants to goon together alone in a room? Kind of low iq specimen is that? Fact she made it this far might be the one thing that disproves evolution

Goon on call or sum

 

[meh.guy]

pass the ball

Shes 14

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

So let me get this straight she’s scared to go on a date but wants to goon together alone in a room? Kind of low iq specimen is that? Fact she made it this far might be the one thing that disproves evolution

I guess she meant e-gooning and not normal gooning

 

[meh.guy]

You hit the jackpot

Dude i wanna girl to kiss me. Not goon on call and ive never met her

 

[meh.guy]

I guess she meant e-gooning and not normal gooning

Yes. Loke bro im not boutta have e sex. Ngl ive watched porn with bros but this is another level

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Goon on call or sum

Do not do that shi easiest shit to get blackmailed if u both goon with ur cams on jfl

 

[meh.guy]

Bro she said the thought of me makes her wet and does soomething to her chest. Wtf bro. Maybe imma stop being alt cuz wtf

 

[meh.guy]

Do not do that shi easiest shit to get blackmailed if u both goon with ur cams on jfl

Either way im not doing that goofy shit

 

[Trevor]

Dude i wanna girl to kiss me. Not goon on call and ive never met her

Oh yeah I thought it was in person for a sec I was like fuck yeah. Still your chances of getting a kiss with her is higher if you just do it on call with her bro it'll make her happy trust me

 

[chudlite67]

Bro she said the thought of me makes her wet and does soomething to her chest. Wtf bro. Maybe imma stop being alt cuz wtf

what do u look like

 

[hersheykiss]

steak too juicy lobster to buttery

 

[hersheykiss]

Shes 14

fuck nevermind ignore the last post

 

[meh.guy]

fuck nevermind ignore the last post

Im 15. maturity gap is crazy. I also like my girls taller or older

 

[meh.guy]

what do u look like

Im not lean. I have acne but i am lightskin with curly hair and skateboard. I dress kinda "geeky" apparently and im 5 foot 6. Idk what appeals to her about my looks or personality that girls ive met hate. Irl im legit so awkward and apparently according to my sister and cousins i act like a dork

 

[lowtiersubhuman]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

Boi go yerk yo willy

 

[meh.guy]

Boi go yerk yo willy

she said she did it while talking to me cuz the thought of me makes her wet. Dude my i got a chub but after all shes never met me and is younger

 

[meh.guy]

I got her to settle down and we talked about legos and anime and then i told her im a dork and loke 2010s and 2000s. She asked if i skate and when i was about to say yes she said skaters are hot. I said yes cuz my board is legit next to me and im not gonna lie. Hopefully if we meet she rejects me like every other girl cuz shes 14 and im 15. I loke my girls 15 and up

 

[chudlite67]

I got her to settle down and we talked about legos and anime and then i told her im a dork and loke 2010s and 2000s. She asked if i skate and when i was about to say yes she said skaters are hot. I said yes cuz my board is legit next to me and im not gonna lie. Hopefully if we meet she rejects me like every other girl cuz shes 14 and im 15. I loke my girls 15 and up

gng ur her dream guy

 

[meh.guy]

gng ur her dream guy

Brooo i dont want a random 14 year old who lives in my city to like me. Why me. Shes told me other guys hit on her. Why like a guy who you dont even know. She said stuff i say makes her like me but its just cuz im a nice guy, i legit talk to her how i talk to my bros. Holy shit. Girls irl who want me dont want me but a random asian 14 year old who knows my friends thinks she wants me. Omg bro. Im legit tryna be a geek with my bros why does this happen

 

[meh.guy]

gng ur her dream guy

Should i start being kinda mean. I dont wanna do it but i might have to. I dont like little girls, im not @Luxe

 

[chudlite67]

Brooo i dont want a random 14 year old who lives in my city to like me. Why me. Shes told me other guys hit on her. Why like a guy who you dont even know. She said stuff i say makes her like me but its just cuz im a nice guy, i legit talk to her how i talk to my bros. Holy shit. Girls irl who want me dont want me but a random asian 14 year old who knows my friends thinks she wants me. Omg bro. Im legit tryna be a geek with my bros why does this happen

bro is suffering from success holy shit

 

[thushebecame]

Dude im tryna get my life together chill. Also shes never met me but knows some people i know. All i did was say shes not fat and this is what happens. Ive told her weve never met and asked if we could hang out (not alone but with mutual friends) and she said no and that shes scared. Istg my life is so strange

If you ain’t gonna shoot pass the ball

 

[chudlite67]

Should i start being kinda mean. I dont wanna do it but i might have to. I dont like little girls, im not @Luxe

if u really dont like her just be a man and tell her

yooo? @Luxe start explaining

 

[meh.guy]

bro is suffering from success holy shit

Its online though. If i knew her or even met her once id be happy as a bitch. But i know if she met me shed not want me

 

[meh.guy]

if u really dont like her just be a man and tell her

yooo? @Luxe start explaining

Shes cute and all but ive never met her. Only reason im not jumping for joy. Irl no girl has ever wanted me

 

[meh.guy]

if u really dont like her just be a man and tell her

yooo? @Luxe start explaining

Also luxe isnt a pedo its a joke

 

[chudlite67]

Shes cute and all but ive never met her. Only reason im not jumping for joy. Irl no girl has ever wanted me

son why u assuming she wont like u irl she could be the first girl

 

[meh.guy]

son why u assuming she wont like u irl she could be the first girl

That would be ideal. But history shows girls despise me. Never wanted me. And also all she sees is cherrypicked photos and vids of me. Then again i also like girls my age or older. Maturity gap. She also has mental stuff so maybe she just likes me cuz im nice and sorta funny. Or maybe she likes awkward guys and if we meet up shell let me back that. She told me shes touchy but if i met her i wont hug her. Only guys get to hug me. Im a good boy

 

[Luxe]

if u really dont like her just be a man and tell her

yooo? @Luxe start explaining

If little girls are 14, 15, or 16 then yeah lol (I’m 15 )

 

[Luxe]

Should i start being kinda mean. I dont wanna do it but i might have to. I dont like little girls, im not @Luxe

 

[chudlite67]

That would be ideal. But history shows girls despise me. Never wanted me. And also all she sees is cherrypicked photos and vids of me. Then again i also like girls my age or older. Maturity gap. She also has mental stuff so maybe she just likes me cuz im nice and sorta funny. Or maybe she likes awkward guys and if we meet up shell let me back that. She told me shes touchy but if i met her i wont hug her. Only guys get to hug me. Im a good boy

okay but what if she does like u irl??

 

[meh.guy]

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Sorry brah. First person i thought of

 

[meh.guy]

okay but what if she does like u irl??

Idk. Im nd asf and never got that far. Im deadass fearful of women and very shy around them and awkward all the time but even more around them. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it ts

 

[Luxe]

Sorry brah. First person i thought of

It’s Alr a mention is mention

 

[chudlite67]

Idk. Im nd asf and never got that far. Im deadass fearful of women and very shy around them and awkward all the time but even more around them. We'll cross that bridge when we get to it ts

talking to women isnt a complicated science its ok u shouldnt be scared we are normal people too >_<

 

[semen demon]

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If little girls are 14, 15, or 16 then yeah lol (I’m 15 )

 

[meh.guy]

Emo thug

 

[meh.guy]

talking to women isnt a complicated science its ok u shouldnt be scared we are normal people too >_<

ggirls are mean to me

 

[semen demon]

Emo thug

yes that's me!

 

[semen demon]

and yeah @Luxe likes little girls

 

[chudlite67]

ggirls are mean to me

u poor thing
i want to feed you soup

 

[meh.guy]

u poor thing
i want to feed you soup

What type of soup