A girl saw this site on my google suggestions page yesterday jfl

[Motivated Dandelions]

I was showing her something on my phone, so I went to google and naturally ts was at the top of my suggestions and she was like “Why are you on looksmaxxing forums”

I lowkey just DNR’d, but holy cagefuel

 

[Evilemofoid]

this happened to me before
absolute doom

 

[The Centipede]

I was showing her something on my phone, so I went to google and naturally ts was at the top of my suggestions and she was like “Why are you on looksmaxxing forums”

I lowkey just DNR’d, but holy cagefuel

Ask her to hit you with a hammer.

 

[The Centipede]

I was showing her something on my phone, so I went to google and naturally ts was at the top of my suggestions and she was like “Why are you on looksmaxxing forums”

I lowkey just DNR’d, but holy cagefuel

Did you hit tho?

 

[paulyune]

I was showing her something on my phone, so I went to google and naturally ts was at the top of my suggestions and she was like “Why are you on looksmaxxing forums”

I lowkey just DNR’d, but holy cagefuel

thank god I check my phone before showing things

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

this happened to me before
absolute doom

Absolute cagefuel

Did you hit tho?

Maybe in my wettest lucid dream

Ask her to hit you with a hammer.

Oof, I told one of my female friends that I bonesmash and she keeps getting mad at me for doing it

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

thank god I check my phone before showing things

Facts, another girl wanted to see something on instagram on my phone because hers wasn’t working and I had to giga delete all my recent searches jfl

 

[tami_26]

I was showing her something on my phone, so I went to google and naturally ts was at the top of my suggestions and she was like “Why are you on looksmaxxing forums”

I lowkey just DNR’d, but holy cagefuel

Jst say as a joke or cus u were curious,this is why i dont even bother even getting my phone out when im with someone

 

[The Centipede]

Absolute cagefuel

Maybe in my wettest lucid dream

Oof, I told one of my female friends that I bonesmash and she keeps getting mad at me for doing it

Tell her that the only reason you’re on this site is because a weird guy called The Centipede keeps trying to abduct you, and put you in a small cell and feed you porridge. And it’s an ongoing police investigation.

 

[The Centipede]

Porridge laced with green food dye. Like in Troll 2.

 

[The Centipede]

Don’t leave the latter part out.

 

[Motivated Dandelions]

Tell her that the only reason you’re on this site is because a weird guy called The Centipede keeps trying to abduct you, and put you in a small cell and feed you porridge. And it’s an ongoing police investigation.

I’ll tell her, but she might think i’m schizo and block me ngl

Jst say as a joke or cus u were curious,this is why i dont even bother even getting my phone out when im with someone

Rs lol

 

[Trevor]

Facts, another girl wanted to see something on instagram on my phone because hers wasn’t working and I had to giga delete all my recent searches jfl

Can never trust nobody with ur phone
I don't even let mine sit in my room when going to the bathroom

 

[The Centipede]

Can never trust nobody with ur phone
I don't even let mine sit in my room when going to the bathroom

I used to let my girlfriend use my phone and talk to girls who were interested in three-ways.

 

[The Centipede]

I used to let my girlfriend use my phone and talk to girls who were interested in three-ways.

It was always our coke dealer who popped up. She was quite bad though.

 

[ldrm]

Thank God nobody talk to me