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@nana @Dean @Randomized Shame THIS IS MY FORUM FICTION. I call it Alice in .comland #FILTHYFICTION
The day was boring. I had spent countless hours rotting on the forum. All I wanted to do was eat, sleep, rot, repeat. Like a true chud. I stared down at the wrappers and aftermath of all the goyslop I had pounded this morning. Cheezit crumbs, twinkie wrappers, and an empty open container of hot Cheeto Mac n cheese. A personal favorite.
But now looking down at the aftermath, the sight began to make me feel queasy. Even though I hadn’t left my gaming chair for a week now, I figured it was now time to try. Try and do the unthinkable. Take a shower.
I breathed in and clutched the side of my chair to ground myself. I could see the massive dent in the chair beneath me as I sat up. I felt a sense of accomplishment as I wobbled out of my chair.
I took a few steps through my trashed house. I could see old garbage bags in the corner of the hallways that needed to be taken out.
Finally I made it to the shower. I stripped off my xxxl clothes with any ounce of strength I felt.
Just as I took a step into the shower I felt the floor beneath me slip. I had tripped right before my eyes.
I collapsed onto the shower floor with a giant thud, my vision immediately went out like a light.
I thought I had died. That I was in some limbo between the physical world and heaven. I began to see a light.
And then I awoke, but one thing was for sure and I was not in the physical world. Atleast not the one I had known. I awoke in a field of daisies. A giant oak tree behind me.
Where the hell was I? I studied the unknown paradise infront of me. It was like I was in some sort of wonderland.
My trance was broken by the sound of a mysterious high pitched voice. I could see a small figure in the my peripheral vision. “I’m gonna be late! Shit, I’m gonna be late!” It squealed.
I turned my head towards the noise, and to my surprise it was a familiar face.
It was @Love. I recognized him as a user from the forum. What in gods name was he doing here?! As my brain slowly processed the moment, I realized there were many things different about him. He had fluffy rabbit ears and a tail, along with a pocket watch the size of a plate. “I’m gonna be late..” he repeated to himself as he glanced down at his watch.
“RRM? n***a is that you?” I exclaimed. He didn’t seem to hear me, and began to scurry off. I decided I had no other choice but to follow him, my curiosity for where he was going grew. I had no idea where the hell I was. What kind of forum wonderland is this place?
I ran after the little shit, astonished by how fast he was. His fluffy little tail wagging behind him. It was hard running after him since I was the most un-athletic person in the world. I already felt my energy wearing off. “WAIT UP!” I huffed in annoyance.
Suddenly, I saw him run towards a giant looking hole in the ground. Without stopping, he hopped right into it.
I finally caught up and jumped down the hole as well. It’s not like I had any other choice. As soon as I jumped down, it felt like I had been falling down hundreds of flights of stairs. It was dark and I couldn’t see where I was even falling. I had no control of where I was going.
Finally, I fell out of the long tunnel and landed in a weird sewer-like ditch. The second I hit the floor it knocked the wind out of me, but I knew I had to keep running or else I’d lose RRM. I looked up, and saw the swifty rabbit walk through a tiny brown door.
I was way too big to fit through the door, but then I spotted a strange looking vial across the floor. With the words “drink me” plastered on it. Like something out of a fairy tale. I stepped over and grabbed the tiny vial, with a mysterious pink fluid inside of it. What have I got to lose anyway? I opened the bottle and downed it.
I immediately felt the room around me get huger. Everything around me seemed to grow in size. I began to panic, but then I realized it wasn’t the room that was getting bigger. I was shrinking in size. I was now small enough to fit through the door!
I ran up to it eagerly, but before I stepped through it I studied the weird room around me once more. The was a poster with a man’s selfie in it, a familiar man I recognized. It was BigDihDiddy in all his glory. The word “WANTED” was above his picture, along with the subtitle “FORUM TERRORIST”. Something only the motm winners and mods would create.
I shrugged off the odd poster and stepped through the door. The second I stepped through the door, two twins were on the other side.
It was @homiespidy and @mus. They were both yapping away about god knows what. “Woah, who’s this chud?” Homie exclaimed. I gave him an odd look. “Dude, where the fuck am I?” I asked. The twins both looked at each other and started cackling.
“Take our hands.” mus exclaimed, I felt both of them grab my hands. We began to spin in circles and dance like autists. Anytime I tried to speak up I was ignored by their ramblings. “Listen, I’m trying to follow RRM!” I protested. They let go of my hands and began rambling away, acting as if I never existed.
“Do you know where he is? Either of you?” I tried to ask once more. I was ignored. With that, I stepped away from them and began walking off. Maybe id be able to find that femboy on my own.
I walked for a few minutes, and I finally spotted the rabbit. He was wandering around frantically in a field. “I lost my gloves, oh no I’ve lost my gloves!” He repeated to himself. “I’m gonna be late!”
“For fuck sake!” I yelled pacing towards him. But before I could get to him, the little shit started running away again. I had lost him once again.
In my attempts to follow him, I sprinted his way. But soon, I found myself in a field of colorful flowers. They were all able to speak. They had faces in their buds. Whatever drugs I was on, I would sure as hell not be taking them again.
Soon I recognized three of the flowers. It was @kifykify and his friends. @MogsGymMaxx and @Your.Daddy.Scaloni . I stopped in my tracks in shock.
They all peered over at me. “Ye ye, what kind of a flower are you?” Kifykify asked. I froze. “Uh….?”
They all looked me up and down. I had no clue what to say. Couldn’t they fucking see that I wasn’t some humanoid flower creature like they were?! “Hmmm..” gymmax mumbled.
“Oh I see. You’re a weed, aren’t you?” Kifykify gagged in disgust. Was I being fucking judged by a group of flowers? The three of them laughed. “No me gusta.” Kifykify shook his head. “Ye, leave our garden.” Scaloni scolded. I had no choice but to fuck off.
“Fine, assholes.” I said, walking off. After another few minutes of walking, I spotted another strange creature.
A huge caterpillar with what looked like a pipe in its mouth, sat upon a mushroom. “Who are you?” It exclaimed, looking at me. “n***a, who are YOU?” I asked.
“I’m @Ghoultune . You should eat some of this mushroom…if you do, you’ll always be the right size.” The caterpillar suggested. I recognized their name.
Complying with the advice, I took a bite out of the mushroom. I slowly felt my body shift and grow. I was back to my normal size. I felt relieved. “Thanks.” I said. Maybe next time I log onto the forum I should gold rep all her schizo posts..I owe it to her.
I walked off and spotted another creature. Although this one was one of those part human part animal looking things.
A guy was perched up in a tree, with striped purple cat ears and a tail. He looked down at me, grinning. “Hi there.” He said. “Uh..hi?” I answered.
I’m @vespertine . I’m a Cheshire Cat.” He said. “Wait a minute, you’re from the forum too.” I said. This strange place was all some kind of wonderland full of forum users.
“Yuuuuuup.” He said. “Who are you, anyway?”
“That’s beside the point, do you know where I can find RRM? The white rabbit—boy— thing?” I asked. He tapped in chin. “If I told you, what would I get in return? An Irish girl? A blowjob?”
“What the-
“I’m joking, autist. Go ask the mad hatter where he is.”
“The mad who? I don’t listen to crazy people.” I said. “Everyone is crazy here.” Vespertine concluded as he vanished into thin air. All that was left to do was continue roaming around in hopes of finding whoever the hell he was talking about.
I turned around and started walking. After about five minutes I spotted this strange looking guy with a green top hat. That was definitely him. He sat at the end of a dining table.
“Are you the mad hatter?” I asked him. He looked over at me. By his face, I could tell he was @TonyDr . “Yep. What’s up?” He asked me.
“I was just talking to vespertine— he told me you know where RRM is?” I asked.
“Oh. I’m not really sure where he is right now. Sorry.” He answered.
“Oh.” I responded glumly.
“You should pull up to my tea party. We’re gonna be discussing which users should be blacklisted from ever being MOTM.” Tony spoke joyfully. “I’d love to come—
Before I could finish, I saw that stupid little rabbit from the corner of my eye again. I had to catch up to him this time. “I was looking for RRM. Sorry I’ll have to go another time!” I yelled as I sprinted away.
I ran with all my might towards that rabbit, in hopes of catching up to it. But out of nowhere, I was stopped in my tracks by vespertine again.
“Here, come with me. I have a shortcut.” he demanded. As if he could read my mind and knew what I was after. I complied, and followed him. “Watch out for the queen.” He warned.
After a few minutes, I reached a field. In front of a huge castle. I could see a bunch of knights near the tower, painting roses red. I knew each one of them. It was @Marlonmogsyouhaha , @twinkdestroyer and @rovea.
“I said paint this part red, you dumb fuck!” twinkdestroyer cussed. “You could’ve just fucking stated that in a clearer way.” Over piped back.
I stumbled in front of them, unaware of what to say. They all turned towards me and stared. “Who’s this fatass chud?” Rovea asked. “Someone come kill this larp.”
“Larp? What are you calling him a larp for? You mean like larping as an incel? Cause he sure as hell looks the part.” Over insulted. “Not even bimax could save that.” Twinkdestroyer added. They all laughed and poked fun at me.
“I’m looking for RR-
Before I could speak I could hear a man screaming for help. All of us turned towards the startling noise. It was @BigDihDiddy. The man from the posters earlier. Of course.
“YOU CANT SILENCE ME n*****s! I GOT YOUR CIRCLE JERK ALL FIGURED OUT!” He screamed as he was being dragged by his arms and legs by a group of guards. God only knows what’s gonna happen to him. The group around me began laughing at his demise. How heartless of them.
He just wouldn’t shut up, would he?” Rovea scoffed. “He got what was coming for him.”
In a distance, I could see someone cornering us. A girl in a big red dress. It was @nana from the forum. Maybe she was the queen that vespertine was referring to.
“Who the fuck decided to paint these roses white? I asked for RED retards.” Hannah scoffed. Oh no. I knew the circle jerk was gonna gang up on me for this.
They all looked at her in fear. Unsure of what to say or who to blame. “Uh..IT WAS HIM!” Twinkdestroyer yelled out of nowhere, pointing at me. “YEAH HIM!” They all agreed. “NO?” I yelled.
“Of course it was. Mods, off with his head.” Hannah demanded. Out of nowhere, a group of fat chud looking knights began to corner me. I had no choice but to start running away.
I felt a sharp sting on my shoulder, as one of them yanked me back. They flipped me around and raised their swords. My heart was beating a million miles per hour. I was going to die.
Before they could stab me, I felt myself awake, my eyes shot open. It had all just been a nightmare.
I stared up at the shower head. I decided that maybe I should take a long break from rotting on the forum. As well as a shower.
The day was boring. I had spent countless hours rotting on the forum. All I wanted to do was eat, sleep, rot, repeat. Like a true chud. I stared down at the wrappers and aftermath of all the goyslop I had pounded this morning. Cheezit crumbs, twinkie wrappers, and an empty open container of hot Cheeto Mac n cheese. A personal favorite.
But now looking down at the aftermath, the sight began to make me feel queasy. Even though I hadn’t left my gaming chair for a week now, I figured it was now time to try. Try and do the unthinkable. Take a shower.
I breathed in and clutched the side of my chair to ground myself. I could see the massive dent in the chair beneath me as I sat up. I felt a sense of accomplishment as I wobbled out of my chair.
I took a few steps through my trashed house. I could see old garbage bags in the corner of the hallways that needed to be taken out.
Finally I made it to the shower. I stripped off my xxxl clothes with any ounce of strength I felt.
Just as I took a step into the shower I felt the floor beneath me slip. I had tripped right before my eyes.
I collapsed onto the shower floor with a giant thud, my vision immediately went out like a light.
I thought I had died. That I was in some limbo between the physical world and heaven. I began to see a light.
And then I awoke, but one thing was for sure and I was not in the physical world. Atleast not the one I had known. I awoke in a field of daisies. A giant oak tree behind me.
Where the hell was I? I studied the unknown paradise infront of me. It was like I was in some sort of wonderland.
My trance was broken by the sound of a mysterious high pitched voice. I could see a small figure in the my peripheral vision. “I’m gonna be late! Shit, I’m gonna be late!” It squealed.
I turned my head towards the noise, and to my surprise it was a familiar face.
It was @Love. I recognized him as a user from the forum. What in gods name was he doing here?! As my brain slowly processed the moment, I realized there were many things different about him. He had fluffy rabbit ears and a tail, along with a pocket watch the size of a plate. “I’m gonna be late..” he repeated to himself as he glanced down at his watch.
“RRM? n***a is that you?” I exclaimed. He didn’t seem to hear me, and began to scurry off. I decided I had no other choice but to follow him, my curiosity for where he was going grew. I had no idea where the hell I was. What kind of forum wonderland is this place?
I ran after the little shit, astonished by how fast he was. His fluffy little tail wagging behind him. It was hard running after him since I was the most un-athletic person in the world. I already felt my energy wearing off. “WAIT UP!” I huffed in annoyance.
Suddenly, I saw him run towards a giant looking hole in the ground. Without stopping, he hopped right into it.
I finally caught up and jumped down the hole as well. It’s not like I had any other choice. As soon as I jumped down, it felt like I had been falling down hundreds of flights of stairs. It was dark and I couldn’t see where I was even falling. I had no control of where I was going.
Finally, I fell out of the long tunnel and landed in a weird sewer-like ditch. The second I hit the floor it knocked the wind out of me, but I knew I had to keep running or else I’d lose RRM. I looked up, and saw the swifty rabbit walk through a tiny brown door.
I was way too big to fit through the door, but then I spotted a strange looking vial across the floor. With the words “drink me” plastered on it. Like something out of a fairy tale. I stepped over and grabbed the tiny vial, with a mysterious pink fluid inside of it. What have I got to lose anyway? I opened the bottle and downed it.
I immediately felt the room around me get huger. Everything around me seemed to grow in size. I began to panic, but then I realized it wasn’t the room that was getting bigger. I was shrinking in size. I was now small enough to fit through the door!
I ran up to it eagerly, but before I stepped through it I studied the weird room around me once more. The was a poster with a man’s selfie in it, a familiar man I recognized. It was BigDihDiddy in all his glory. The word “WANTED” was above his picture, along with the subtitle “FORUM TERRORIST”. Something only the motm winners and mods would create.
I shrugged off the odd poster and stepped through the door. The second I stepped through the door, two twins were on the other side.
It was @homiespidy and @mus. They were both yapping away about god knows what. “Woah, who’s this chud?” Homie exclaimed. I gave him an odd look. “Dude, where the fuck am I?” I asked. The twins both looked at each other and started cackling.
“Take our hands.” mus exclaimed, I felt both of them grab my hands. We began to spin in circles and dance like autists. Anytime I tried to speak up I was ignored by their ramblings. “Listen, I’m trying to follow RRM!” I protested. They let go of my hands and began rambling away, acting as if I never existed.
“Do you know where he is? Either of you?” I tried to ask once more. I was ignored. With that, I stepped away from them and began walking off. Maybe id be able to find that femboy on my own.
I walked for a few minutes, and I finally spotted the rabbit. He was wandering around frantically in a field. “I lost my gloves, oh no I’ve lost my gloves!” He repeated to himself. “I’m gonna be late!”
“For fuck sake!” I yelled pacing towards him. But before I could get to him, the little shit started running away again. I had lost him once again.
In my attempts to follow him, I sprinted his way. But soon, I found myself in a field of colorful flowers. They were all able to speak. They had faces in their buds. Whatever drugs I was on, I would sure as hell not be taking them again.
Soon I recognized three of the flowers. It was @kifykify and his friends. @MogsGymMaxx and @Your.Daddy.Scaloni . I stopped in my tracks in shock.
They all peered over at me. “Ye ye, what kind of a flower are you?” Kifykify asked. I froze. “Uh….?”
They all looked me up and down. I had no clue what to say. Couldn’t they fucking see that I wasn’t some humanoid flower creature like they were?! “Hmmm..” gymmax mumbled.
“Oh I see. You’re a weed, aren’t you?” Kifykify gagged in disgust. Was I being fucking judged by a group of flowers? The three of them laughed. “No me gusta.” Kifykify shook his head. “Ye, leave our garden.” Scaloni scolded. I had no choice but to fuck off.
“Fine, assholes.” I said, walking off. After another few minutes of walking, I spotted another strange creature.
A huge caterpillar with what looked like a pipe in its mouth, sat upon a mushroom. “Who are you?” It exclaimed, looking at me. “n***a, who are YOU?” I asked.
“I’m @Ghoultune . You should eat some of this mushroom…if you do, you’ll always be the right size.” The caterpillar suggested. I recognized their name.
Complying with the advice, I took a bite out of the mushroom. I slowly felt my body shift and grow. I was back to my normal size. I felt relieved. “Thanks.” I said. Maybe next time I log onto the forum I should gold rep all her schizo posts..I owe it to her.
I walked off and spotted another creature. Although this one was one of those part human part animal looking things.
A guy was perched up in a tree, with striped purple cat ears and a tail. He looked down at me, grinning. “Hi there.” He said. “Uh..hi?” I answered.
I’m @vespertine . I’m a Cheshire Cat.” He said. “Wait a minute, you’re from the forum too.” I said. This strange place was all some kind of wonderland full of forum users.
“Yuuuuuup.” He said. “Who are you, anyway?”
“That’s beside the point, do you know where I can find RRM? The white rabbit—boy— thing?” I asked. He tapped in chin. “If I told you, what would I get in return? An Irish girl? A blowjob?”
“What the-
“I’m joking, autist. Go ask the mad hatter where he is.”
“The mad who? I don’t listen to crazy people.” I said. “Everyone is crazy here.” Vespertine concluded as he vanished into thin air. All that was left to do was continue roaming around in hopes of finding whoever the hell he was talking about.
I turned around and started walking. After about five minutes I spotted this strange looking guy with a green top hat. That was definitely him. He sat at the end of a dining table.
“Are you the mad hatter?” I asked him. He looked over at me. By his face, I could tell he was @TonyDr . “Yep. What’s up?” He asked me.
“I was just talking to vespertine— he told me you know where RRM is?” I asked.
“Oh. I’m not really sure where he is right now. Sorry.” He answered.
“Oh.” I responded glumly.
“You should pull up to my tea party. We’re gonna be discussing which users should be blacklisted from ever being MOTM.” Tony spoke joyfully. “I’d love to come—
Before I could finish, I saw that stupid little rabbit from the corner of my eye again. I had to catch up to him this time. “I was looking for RRM. Sorry I’ll have to go another time!” I yelled as I sprinted away.
I ran with all my might towards that rabbit, in hopes of catching up to it. But out of nowhere, I was stopped in my tracks by vespertine again.
“Here, come with me. I have a shortcut.” he demanded. As if he could read my mind and knew what I was after. I complied, and followed him. “Watch out for the queen.” He warned.
After a few minutes, I reached a field. In front of a huge castle. I could see a bunch of knights near the tower, painting roses red. I knew each one of them. It was @Marlonmogsyouhaha , @twinkdestroyer and @rovea.
“I said paint this part red, you dumb fuck!” twinkdestroyer cussed. “You could’ve just fucking stated that in a clearer way.” Over piped back.
I stumbled in front of them, unaware of what to say. They all turned towards me and stared. “Who’s this fatass chud?” Rovea asked. “Someone come kill this larp.”
“Larp? What are you calling him a larp for? You mean like larping as an incel? Cause he sure as hell looks the part.” Over insulted. “Not even bimax could save that.” Twinkdestroyer added. They all laughed and poked fun at me.
“I’m looking for RR-
Before I could speak I could hear a man screaming for help. All of us turned towards the startling noise. It was @BigDihDiddy. The man from the posters earlier. Of course.
“YOU CANT SILENCE ME n*****s! I GOT YOUR CIRCLE JERK ALL FIGURED OUT!” He screamed as he was being dragged by his arms and legs by a group of guards. God only knows what’s gonna happen to him. The group around me began laughing at his demise. How heartless of them.
He just wouldn’t shut up, would he?” Rovea scoffed. “He got what was coming for him.”
In a distance, I could see someone cornering us. A girl in a big red dress. It was @nana from the forum. Maybe she was the queen that vespertine was referring to.
“Who the fuck decided to paint these roses white? I asked for RED retards.” Hannah scoffed. Oh no. I knew the circle jerk was gonna gang up on me for this.
They all looked at her in fear. Unsure of what to say or who to blame. “Uh..IT WAS HIM!” Twinkdestroyer yelled out of nowhere, pointing at me. “YEAH HIM!” They all agreed. “NO?” I yelled.
“Of course it was. Mods, off with his head.” Hannah demanded. Out of nowhere, a group of fat chud looking knights began to corner me. I had no choice but to start running away.
I felt a sharp sting on my shoulder, as one of them yanked me back. They flipped me around and raised their swords. My heart was beating a million miles per hour. I was going to die.
Before they could stab me, I felt myself awake, my eyes shot open. It had all just been a nightmare.
I stared up at the shower head. I decided that maybe I should take a long break from rotting on the forum. As well as a shower.
