Pray, cease forthwith this intolerably vague and infuriating habit of merely proclaiming that thou “wonderest why,” as though such empty and nebulous musings alone should suffice in place of genuine discourse. If indeed there existeth within thy mind some confusion, objection, curiosity, or grievance demanding illumination, then I implore thee — nay, I most vehemently insist — that thou abandon these maddening half-statements and at long last furnish unto this conversation a proper and intelligible explanation, articulated with clarity, precision, and the smallest conceivable shred of usefulness.
For by Heaven itself, if thou possessest an actual point to convey, then speak it plainly and without further evasive theatrics.