ALL US FLORIDIANS

[chudlite67]

wait what

we have to get married i need my residency

 

[benny]

we have to get married i need my residency

i just got put in an arranged marriage

 

[Luxe]

It’s a setup guys there will be Feds and journalists waiting trust

Thats true

What if its an elaborate scheme by the Jews to assassinate me bc of the salmon sperm cartel

 

[Luxe]

i just got put in an arranged marriage

It’s ok, it’s with an aussie

 

[chudlite67]

It’s ok, it’s with an aussie

wdym

 

[benny]

wdym

yeah wdym

 

[wxnter]

Thats true

What if its an elaborate scheme by the Jews to assassinate me bc of the salmon sperm cartel

I have a jew nose so

 

[wxnter]

be careful

 

[Luxe]

I have a jew nose so

I knew it.

Your never taking me down

 

[Luxe]

wdym

Your an Australian so your chill

 

[wxnter]

I knew it.

Your never taking me down

noooo pls I'm Ukrainian pls

 

[Luxe]

noooo pls I'm Ukrainian pls

Oh shoot did you fight in the war

 

[wxnter]

Oh shoot did you fight in the war

no but my uncle did I'm being so deadass

 

[chudlite67]

Your an Australian so you're chill

oh ok thanks then..

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

ARE MEETING AT ALTAMONTE MALL ON MAY 23 , 2026 AT 3:30 PM

I’ll be there

 

[wxnter]

I’ll be there

yes abi

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

I can’t say bc I don’t want my salmon sperm competitors merking her

I know

 

[chudlite67]

I’ll be there

yay abi

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

yes abi

I’m from up east but I’ll get there some how

 

[chudlite67]

I know

noway who is it

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

noway who is it

Should I say…

 

[Luxe]

I know

Shut up

 

[Luxe]

Should I say…

No n***a

Im the one who has to sleep on the couch not you

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

Shut up

Should i?

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

I like his wife so I won’t say

 

[wxnter]

No n***a

Im the one who has to sleep on the couch not you

I actually have been sleeping on a couch since 10 years old

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

But if it was just luxe I would have taken an add out

 

[chudlite67]

I like his wife so I won’t say

oh oki

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

I actually have been sleeping on a couch since 10 years old

Why

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

oh oki

Idk why they’re keeping it secret but

 

[wxnter]

me and Abi are gonna eat chick FIL a and become so fat we'll bellyflop all our opps

 

[wxnter]

Why

my sister took my bed

 

[Luxe]

Idk why they’re keeping it secret but

Bc I’m on some Scarface shit and I don’t want my wife to get brutally killed

 

[Luxe]

Bc I’m on some Scarface shit and I don’t want my wife to get brutally killed

By the jews

 

[wxnter]

By the jews

I've actually never met a Jewish person

 

[Luxe]

I've actually never met a Jewish person

Lucky, there is this big community of them and the stores there are soooo expensive

 

[wxnter]

Lucky, there is this big community of them and the stores there are soooo expensive

I'm surrounded by white people mostly and latinos

 

[Luxe]

I'm surrounded by white people mostly and latinos

Most Jews are white

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

me and Abi are gonna eat chick FIL a and become so fat we'll bellyflop all our opps

YES

 

[wxnter]

Most Jews are white

they're considered a different species to me.

 

[wxnter]

YES

if I met Abi irl I would blush sm

 

[Luxe]

if I met Abi irl I would blush sm

I would blush too but it would be green

Ex:

 

[Alexander Wolfgang]

ARE MEETING AT ALTAMONTE MALL ON MAY 23 , 2026 AT 3:30 PM

what if im not from florida

can i still go to altamonte mall on may 23

 

[chudlite67]

if I met Abi irl I would blush sm

same abi is soooo cool

 

[chuu]

i think i rmr eating chick fil a there didnt really buy much though

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

if I met Abi irl I would blush sm

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

same abi is soooo cool

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

I would blush too but it would be green

Ex:

I’m gonna leak ur address

 

[Luxe]

I’m gonna leak ur address

NOOO

The salmon sperm haters will kill me

 

[Deleted Member 111657]

NOOO

The salmon sperm haters will kill me

Good.