Serious am i also looking for a unicorn?

[knightmaxxer]

very obviously inspired by @icnone cus ik that poor man is chasing a woman too good to exist in large quantities, so i wanna see if i am too
my requirements:
female (negotiable)
loyal
not obese
not sub2
single digit bodycount
not so retarded i cant even talk to her

my preferences:
preferably likes nature, fine if she dont ig
preferably a lotta screentime like me so we can relate n shit
likes stuff i like
not related to me by blood (once again negotiable atp)
virgin
autistic

 

[True Spaniard]

Bro wtf thats like 99.999 percentile

 

[knightmaxxer]

Bro wtf thats like 99.999 percentile

wdym

 

[pauseboicarti]

Bro wtf thats like 99.999 percentile

the virgin preference put her top 1%

 

[knightmaxxer]

the virgin preference put her top 1%

that's why its a preference, id like it, but i doubt id get it

 

[True Spaniard]

wdym

Im joking g

 

[knightmaxxer]

Im joking g

sorry, im a tad retarded

 

[knightmaxxer]

im considering just converting back to islam and getting a wife through that cus lowk dating seems cringe to me

 

[Redbottomssky]

not related to me by blood (once again negotiable atp)

 

[knightmaxxer]

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desperate times call for desperate measures my n***a

 

[icnone]

very obviously inspired by @icnone cus ik that poor man is chasing a woman too good to exist in large quantities, so i wanna see if i am too
my requirements:
female (negotiable)
loyal
not obese
not sub2
single digit bodycount
not so retarded i cant even talk to her

my preferences:
preferably likes nature, fine if she dont ig
preferably a lotta screentime like me so we can relate n shit
likes stuff i like
not related to me by blood (once again negotiable atp)
virgin
autistic

nah u can easily find that

 

[glamora]

atleast its not as hypergamous as the other one

 

[knightmaxxer]

nah u can easily find that

i appreciate the vote of confidence

 

[jest]

my preferences:
not related to me by blood (once again negotiable atp)

 

[rand anon]

female (negotiable)

Rly?

 

[chudlite67]

very obviously inspired by @icnone cus ik that poor man is chasing a woman too good to exist in large quantities, so i wanna see if i am too
my requirements:
female (negotiable)
loyal
not obese
not sub2
single digit bodycount
not so retarded i cant even talk to her

my preferences:
preferably likes nature, fine if she dont ig
preferably a lotta screentime like me so we can relate n shit
likes stuff i like
not related to me by blood (once again negotiable atp)
virgin
autistic

This is totally achievable
I guess you really are a truecel