AMA

[cryaotic]

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[blanquita444]

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Who are you

 

[Jeezy]

Hey guys, I need some help.

I’ve been using topical minoxidil to grow a beard because people keep saying I look like that kid from The Suite Life of Zack & Cody even though I am on 200mg of TRT. I apply it after showering at night, but my girlfriend and I usually have sex before bed, and I’m into eating ass (don't judge).

Here’s the issue: despite barely seeing any progress on my beard, I’ve noticed a lot of hair growing around my girlfriend’s butthole. She has no idea what’s going on and is freaking out, and honestly, I’m not too happy about it either. I was all for eating ass, but now there’s too much hair, and at this point it’s a huge turnoff because it reminds me of eating a man’s ass.

If I stop using the minox, will her butt hair go away, or am I stuck with this? Not sure if I should tell her the truth? I don't want to admit it’s my fault. I'm honestly thinking about just breaking up with her. It sucks because she has one of the best buttholes I have ever seen on a woman.

Looking for advice.

 

[BlendedBulge]

Do you think I’m a pookie

 

[Night]

did @recai betrayed you

 

[vespertine]

if your dad was stuck on a horse, would you help your uncle jack off the horse?

 

[recai]

did @recai betrayed you

Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you'll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I'm in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me

 

[Night]

Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you'll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I'm in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me

yeah where's this pasta from

 

[recai]

yeah where's this pasta from

First of all I’m not your “bro”. Secondly your threads are the lowest effort piece of filth I’ve ever seen. They’re just not worth my time and effort to even read let alone respond to. Yet you still tag me. When I see one of your threads it genuinely ruins my day and drains all the positive energy that I have out of my body. Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you’ll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I’m in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me.

 

[Night]

First of all I’m not your “bro”. Secondly your threads are the lowest effort piece of filth I’ve ever seen. They’re just not worth my time and effort to even read let alone respond to. Yet you still tag me. When I see one of your threads it genuinely ruins my day and drains all the positive energy that I have out of my body. Every time you tag me and I make the mistake of opening the alert it mentally and physically cripples me from all the down syndrome I have to look at and read. Once I see one of your threads i probably need about 2 weeks time to recover for my mental health but do you give me that time to recover? No no no noooo within 24hrs you’ll tag me in one of your shitty threads again, despite me having numerous times asked you not to, and then the day after and then the day after you tag me again and again its like I’m in an endless cycle of hell. When will it end? Stop fucking tagging me.

n***a who's making these

 

[vespertine]

It started as a joke. One night we were cuddling and she just buried her face in my stomach and took a huge sniff. I laughed she laughed we moved on. But then it happened again. And again. Now its a full blown problem.

I cant even sit on the couch without her crawling over like some kind of creature to get a whiff of my navel. She says it smells like safety and warm bread. I dont know what that means. To me it just smells like skin. I shower every day I am not a gross person.

Last week was my breaking point. We were at her parents house for dinner. Her dad is telling some boring story about his golf game. I feel a weird sensation. I look down and my girlfriend is leaned over under the table trying to subtly lift my shirt to smell my belly button. Right there at the dinner table. Her mom saw the whole thing and just stared at us with this horrified look.

I tried talking to her about it. I told her its weird and embarrassing. She started crying. She said if I loved her I would let her smell my button lint. She called it our special thing. She said my belly button was her emotional support animal. I dont know what to do. I have started wearing turtlenecks and even taping my navel shut with medical tape but she just peels it off when I am asleep. I think I need to break up with her but I am worried she will try to scoop my belly button out with a spoon and keep it in a jar. Help.

 

[cryaotic]

Gave you all one chance for serious ama. Fuck it