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Here be my standards for maidens whom i may wish to wed
. must be PURE AND UNWED! no widows (unless there really old and wealthy)
. willing to bear me a son
. unperturbed about my (very) frequent ale drinking
. must be able to make a MEAN mint and chamomile tisane
. adept in housekeeping (main needed skill would be taking care of mine horses and mine mules when i cannot, usually after im recovering from a duel, which i fight typically over sports)
. not a hiplet
. also interested in jousting just as i am, so very.
. not a fucking pagan
. okay with my noble family being on… hard times (all we own now is around 2 square kilometres in holstein and a single fence post in yorkshire)
. okay with how i smell after a day of riding (i WILL get into bed without washing)
. not a w*tch
. must be PURE AND UNWED! no widows (unless there really old and wealthy)
. willing to bear me a son
. unperturbed about my (very) frequent ale drinking
. must be able to make a MEAN mint and chamomile tisane
. adept in housekeeping (main needed skill would be taking care of mine horses and mine mules when i cannot, usually after im recovering from a duel, which i fight typically over sports)
. not a hiplet
. also interested in jousting just as i am, so very.
. not a fucking pagan
. okay with my noble family being on… hard times (all we own now is around 2 square kilometres in holstein and a single fence post in yorkshire)
. okay with how i smell after a day of riding (i WILL get into bed without washing)
. not a w*tch
