JFL at my life. rn i have a weighted penis hanger attached, while I

[awkwardsubhuman]

stand at my standing desk, as I shitpost here, while I eat my liver and raw eggs for dinner with orange juice, while I listen to Wagner's Parsifal, while I have a red light therapy diode cap on my head (hair growth).

All at the same time, unironically.

To top off the concurrent looksmaxxing I may as well go to the bathroom and put on tretinoin.

Looksmax multi tasking (autism trait). Such is life as an ugly awkward subhuman 6'1 manlet.

 

[N9wiff]

stand at my standing desk, as I shitpost here, while I eat my liver and raw eggs for dinner with orange juice, while I listen to Wagner's Parsifal, while I have a red light therapy diode cap on my head (hair growth).

This is way too hilarious

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

This is way too hilarious

It does not surprise me that I am an autistic awkward subhuman virgin with few friends and no gf.

Imagine if I had a hypothetical angry ex gf and she told my friends, colleagues and family about my penis hanging, red light therapy diode hair cap, raw milk, liver and egg consumption, and that I do it all at once while listening to Wagner's operettas. just fucking lol.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

It does not surprise me that I am an autistic awkward subhuman virgin with few friends and no gf.

Imagine if I had a hypothetical angry ex gf and she told my friends, colleagues and family about my penis hanging, red light therapy diode hair cap, raw milk, liver and egg consumption, and that I do it all at once while listening to Opera music. just fucking lol.

Why isn't she doing all of that too? You're giving her the answers, yet she still asks questions.

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Why isn't she doing all of that too? You're giving her the answers, yet she still asks questions.

I think all females should support their bf's looksmaxxing activities. A female should be flattered that her bf wants to improve himself (for the relatinship's benefit) and share his looksmaxxing tips for her benefit as well.
If I had a significant other, we would apply tretinoin onto each other's face and make love in front of a red light therapy device.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I think all females should support their bf's looksmaxxing activities. A girl should be flattered that her bf wants to improve himself (for the relatinships benefit) and share his looksmaxxing theory for her benefit as well. Imagine have a significant other and I would apply tretinoin onto each other's face.

Exactly. This is pure golden truth.

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Exactly. This is pure golden truth.

I might have to go to Korea to get a looksmaxxer gf. I read someone that Korean females are autistic, insecure and have high iq looksmaxxing practices.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I might have to go to Korea to get a looksmaxxer gf. I read someone that Korean females are autistic, insecure and have high iq looksmaxxing practices.

Yes dude. I genuinely think u will find ur looksmaxxer korean stacy soulmate there

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Yes dude. I genuinely think u will find ur looksmaxxer korean stacy soulmate there

Hopefully my hypothetical Korean waifu doesn't make me so insecure that I hardmaxx and end up looking like the Bogdanov's after 1 year.

 

[TonyDr]

stand at my standing desk, as I shitpost here, while I eat my liver and raw eggs for dinner with orange juice, while I listen to Wagner's Parsifal, while I have a red light therapy diode cap on my head (hair growth).

All at the same time, unironically.

To top off the concurrent looksmaxxing I may as well go to the bathroom and put on tretinoin.

Looksmax multi tasking (autism trait). Such is life as an ugly awkward subhuman 6'1 manlet.

Drop the cock stats

 

[James Othy]

It does not surprise me that I am an autistic awkward subhuman virgin with few friends and no gf.

Imagine if I had a hypothetical angry ex gf and she told my friends, colleagues and family about my penis hanging, red light therapy diode hair cap, raw milk, liver and egg consumption, and that I do it all at once while listening to Wagner's operettas. just fucking lol.

Quit being worried about that kind of stuff. Except for the penis hanging. Keep that one to yourself. I don't see why anyone has to know but you. All the other stuff though you shouldn't be concerned with.

 

[awkwardsubhuman]

Drop the cock stats

started at ~5.75'' x 4.75'' BP and have grown to 6.5'' x 5.25'' BP

Quit being worried about that kind of stuff. Except for the penis hanging. Keep that one to yourself. I don't see why anyone has to know but you. All the other stuff though you shouldn't be concerned with.

It would be impossible to do red light therapy and dick maxxing every day while living with a significant other without them knowing.

 

[TonyDr]

started at ~5.75'' x 4.75'' BP and have grown to 6.5'' x 5.25'' BP

Mirin in the big dick category

It would be impossible to do red light therapy and dick maxxing every day while living with a significant other without them knowing.

People who do p.e with their wives say they broke their dick so it's a tool to maintaining straight. as an excuse