Auggy's Clubbing Field Report (in a couple hours)

[Auggy]

I'm looking good, gonna go out BY MYSELF (cuz my homie is going through a breakup he aint feeling it tonight).

I'll let y'all know how it goes, and how I approach things. Bit of practice for me and I help those who want clubbing advice too

It's my favourite thing to do, training my social skills and it's much easier now that I look good. I'm grateful everyday man. Sorry, I'm just so happy rn guys.

 

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Fakecel Chad Rambles DNR

 

[Deleted Member 120131]

How tall are you again?

 

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How big is your penis too?

 

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What’s your shoulder to waist ratio?

 

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When was the last time you had sex?

 

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Are you part Jewish?

 

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What would you rate prime Jenna Ortega?

 

[Auggy]

How tall are you again?

5'11

How big is your penis too?

6.5"-7"ish somewhere round there

When was the last time you had sex?

Last Friday

Are you part Jewish?

I wish

What would you rate prime Jenna Ortega?

Mommy

 

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5'11

6.5"-7"ish somewhere round there

Last Friday

I wish

Mommy

Holy height mog

Holy cock mog, how do girls usually react to it? Have you ever dickmatized a girl (sex was so good she becomes obsessed with you)

Mirin

Balrighttt

I agree, True Eve in my eyes

 

[Auggy]

Fuck. Tickets are sold out

 

[Auggy]

I'm looking good, gonna go out BY MYSELF (cuz my homie is going through a breakup he aint feeling it tonight).

I'll let y'all know how it goes, and how I approach things. Bit of practice for me and I help those who want clubbing advice too

It's my favourite thing to do, training my social skills and it's much easier now that I look good. I'm grateful everyday man. Sorry, I'm just so happy rn guys.

Ok I’m 100% doing this, this Saturday night guys