BARE MINIMUM requirements to be my bf

[junebug]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

 

[junebug]

I'm sub3 btw

 

[Ghoultune]

Wsp

 

[Ghoultune]

I make 40 Figures if you don’t mind

 

[Unscene]

I'm 5'9" but standing in my money i'm 5'9"

 

[Ghoultune]

But I hate washing dishes

 

[junebug]

I make 40 Figures if you don’t mind

Elon?!?!?!

 

[Unscene]

hey

 

[junebug]

I'm 5'9" but standing in my money i'm 5'9"

I'm 5'9 stand on my money I'm 5'6

 

[Unscene]

I make 40 Figures if you don’t mind

yooo i'm interesed

 

[Echo_]

raging manlet is your match ngl with the bs you be posting

 

[fair]

@ragingmanlet

 

[percghøst*]

I'm sub3 btw

gurllll ur settlingggggg

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

 

[junebug]

raging manlet is your match ngl with the bs you be posting

@ragingmanlet

Isn't he in debt rn

 

[harry_primal]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

STOP STEALING MY POSTS n***a

 

[windtl]

maybe in another life

 

[pauseboicarti]

how about 8 inches and thick

 

[Snow Angel]

what if he's a festive halloween decoration at the moment

 

[sensitive young boy]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

dnr + tfd + jbg

 

[Tiara]

what if he's a festive halloween decoration at the moment

niche reference

 

[Tiara]

what if he's a festive halloween decoration at the moment

@Jack-O'-Lantern thouts?

 

[Jack Frost]

what if he's a festive halloween decoration at the moment

 

[negative]

dnr + tfd + jbg

iqmaxx + spinning apples + bbc + jbe + jbw + jbg + jbe

 

[TFC]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

Brutal brutal brutal… my lineage might not survive this whole hypergamy shit.
In 100 years Americans are going to be taller then the Dutch.

 

[junebug]

Brutal brutal brutal… my lineage might not survive this whole hypergamy shit.
In 100 years Americans are going to be taller then the Dutch.

for the record I've liked someone 5'4 before
I'm trolling

 

[negative]

5'4

what could your actual requirements be bro, atp its gotta be just dont be afghani and go crazy with a AI

 

[Tiara]

iqmaxx + spinning apples + bbc + jbe + jbw + jbg + jbe

just be jewish

 

[negative]

just be jewish

 

[DonDrizzy]

@kifykify ye ye why is hippo nails talking

 

[junebug]

what could your actual requirements be bro,

Academically smart, willing to play video games with me, loves me despite my shitty tastes/personality, ideally also ND and introverted.

atp its gotta be just dont be afghani and go crazy with a AI

atp I don't even know if I can fall in love fr

 

[kifykify]

@kifykify ye ye why is hippo nails talking

She'd be lucky to date L1mbal G

 

[kifykify]

Espere @DonDrizzy
Wouldn't L1mbal have rizz con this hoe since he's a master vendehumo that keeps them hooked️

 

[DonDrizzy]

She'd be lucky to date L1mbal G

Yk what, i wouldn’t mind dem tho
Rusty ahh tings looking peak to scratch my hares and timbas
Infact we have a lot of hippos in Colombia G

 

[kifykify]

Yk what, i wouldn’t mind dem tho
Rusty ahh tings looking peak to scratch my hares and timbas
Infact we have a lot of hippos in Colombia G
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Gei ahh Dean not adding multi-react to and heart it
Missing out on a lot of money, broke ass

 

[DonDrizzy]

Gei ahh Dean not adding multi-react to and heart it
Missing out on a lot of money, broke ass

Nigs be allergic to lunas
Don’t let veil know about this
Mercado red eyes

 

[kifykify]

Nigs be allergic to lunas
Don’t let veil know about this
Mercado red eyes
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veil is gonna be even more mad if Dean redeemed he wastes his extra lunas on food like a brown
Ye Ye insert Goggins se oscureció

 

[klyro]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

im already here and im 11ft
true God
400iq
I make 1x10 to the power of 99
yes

 

[kifykify]

Nigs be allergic to lunas
Don’t let veil know about this
Mercado red eyes
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Have ye ever thought about how we're basically farming veil a mysterious aura every time we mention him

 

[Tiara]

ik

 

[WhatsAHorcrux]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

BRO come on this is too low

 

[WhatsAHorcrux]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

BARE MINIMUM to be junebug next

 

[Dearpleasehelpme]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

Typa shit a sub human would say

 

[rcamg]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

im all of these

 

[junebug]

Typa shit a sub human would say

Boy how astute of you

 

[Dearpleasehelpme]

Boy how astute of you

No your Stacy tho so it's ok

 

[Nobodyreallycares]

9 feet tall MINIMUM
TRUE ADAM+
180+ IQ
Makes TEN figures
Lets me NEET under his care for the rest of my life doing NO chores (okay this one wouldn't be that bad actually)

Could’ve just said me

 

[TFC]

for the record I've liked someone 5'4 before
I'm trolling

so your bare min hight isnt 9ft?

 

[junebug]

so your bare min hight isnt 9ft?
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no bro
5'4 absolute minimum, 6'4 absolute maximum

 

[炎黄子孙 ㅤ]

Bro, you are truly one sick human being. Hypergamy has had a lasting effect on wxmyn this generation.

 

[junebug]

Bro, you are truly one sick human being. Hypergamy has had a lasting effect on wxmyn this generation.

this motherfucker thinks I'm serious