Story BigBallsLarry story time #1 - near death experience

[God]

This happened around a year ago, i was in my house drinking with my friends, playing poker and having fun. Nothing too out of the ordinary or worth telling.

But when i'm drunk, i become extremely relaxed - and when i'm relaxed, i get bored, which then translates to doing extremely dumb shit from boredom.

In my house, i have a huge wooden cabinet, it's extremely heavy, around 2.5M tall and 1M wide. Imagine something like this:

This cabinet stood in a tight space, like this:

(very beautiful artistical recreation)

Now you can already probably see where this is going.. but i'll tell it anyway

At the time i was obsessed with calisthenics, i was lean and strong, so when i saw a big flat cabinet, my mind instantly went to pull ups. Keep in mind i was blackout drunk so please don't call me a r****d.

Anyway, the cabinet was standing on 4 rubber legs, and the 2 on the left somehow broke off, it definitely wasn't from my ass doing pull ups on it!

This meant both me (hanging off the cabinet) and the cabinet went plummeting to the ground

I didn't exactly realise what was happening, my ass hurt and the habinet was leaning on the wall, and i didn't think much of it.. Only after i stood up i realised how stupid this was.

Basically, this was the position i was in after falling:

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet -- but being crushed wasn't even the most threatening part, the cabinet was literally centimeters away from plummeting with the corner STRAIGHT into my head

If the wall was 2 cm further back, i would probably be dead or atleast suffer immense brain damage

Anyway after this i went and drank 3 more shots and fell asleep. It was quite the learning experience.

Spoiler: personal tag list

@Randomized @insomnia @Chifuyu @Vampi @Fidelis @Blackpillirony @Volksstaffel @tuberculosisinmybal @Ghoultune @Orka

 

[Blackpillirony]

This happened around a year ago, i was in my house drinking with my friends, playing poker and having fun. Nothing too out of the ordinary or worth telling.

But when i'm drunk, i become extremely relaxed - and when i'm relaxed, i get bored, which then translates to doing extremely dumb shit from boredom.

In my house, i have a huge wooden cabinet, it's extremely heavy, around 2.5M tall and 1M wide. Imagine something like this:

View attachment 318318

This cabinet stood in a tight space, like this:

View attachment 318319 (very beautiful artistical recreation)

Now you can already probably see where this is going.. but i'll tell it anyway

At the time i was obsessed with calisthenics, i was lean and strong, so when i saw a big flat cabinet, my mind instantly went to pull ups. Keep in mind i was blackout drunk so please don't call me a r****d.

Anyway, the cabinet was standing on 4 rubber legs, and the 2 on the left somehow broke off, it definitely wasn't from my ass doing pull ups on it!

View attachment 318320

This meant both me (hanging off the cabinet) and the cabinet went plummeting to the ground

I didn't exactly realise what was happening, my ass hurt and the habinet was leaning on the wall, and i didn't think much of it.. Only after i stood up i realised how stupid this was.

Basically, this was the position i was in after falling:

View attachment 318321

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet -- but being crushed wasn't even the most threatening part, the cabinet was literally centimeters away from plummeting with the corner STRAIGHT into my head

If the wall was 2 cm further back, i would probably be dead or atleast suffer immense brain damage

Anyway after this i went and drank 3 more shots and fell asleep. It was quite the learning experience.

Spoiler: personal tag list

@Randomized @insomnia @Chifuyu @Vampi @Fidelis @Blackpillirony @Volksstaffel @tuberculosisinmybal @Ghoultune @Orka

Cool story but the pics don’t work

 

[God]

Cool story but the pics don’t work

fixed, it was broken because i tried writing 4 threads at once lol.

 

[Deleted Member 92677]

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet

The level of obesity required to move such a thing is incredible

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(yes i know its the rubber stuff but i just want to call you fat)

 

[Trevor]

Im glad you're ok. This is a blessing I was scared for a second

 

[Histy]

This happened around a year ago, i was in my house drinking with my friends, playing poker and having fun. Nothing too out of the ordinary or worth telling.

But when i'm drunk, i become extremely relaxed - and when i'm relaxed, i get bored, which then translates to doing extremely dumb shit from boredom.

In my house, i have a huge wooden cabinet, it's extremely heavy, around 2.5M tall and 1M wide. Imagine something like this:

View attachment 318398

This cabinet stood in a tight space, like this:

View attachment 318400 (very beautiful artistical recreation)

Now you can already probably see where this is going.. but i'll tell it anyway

At the time i was obsessed with calisthenics, i was lean and strong, so when i saw a big flat cabinet, my mind instantly went to pull ups. Keep in mind i was blackout drunk so please don't call me a r****d.

Anyway, the cabinet was standing on 4 rubber legs, and the 2 on the left somehow broke off, it definitely wasn't from my ass doing pull ups on it!

View attachment 318402

This meant both me (hanging off the cabinet) and the cabinet went plummeting to the ground

I didn't exactly realise what was happening, my ass hurt and the habinet was leaning on the wall, and i didn't think much of it.. Only after i stood up i realised how stupid this was.

Basically, this was the position i was in after falling:

View attachment 318404

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet -- but being crushed wasn't even the most threatening part, the cabinet was literally centimeters away from plummeting with the corner STRAIGHT into my head

If the wall was 2 cm further back, i would probably be dead or atleast suffer immense brain damage

Anyway after this i went and drank 3 more shots and fell asleep. It was quite the learning experience.

Spoiler: personal tag list

@Randomized @insomnia @Chifuyu @Vampi @Fidelis @Blackpillirony @Volksstaffel @tuberculosisinmybal @Ghoultune @Orka

First lesson , don't get so high
Second, follow the first rule
Third, I'm caging tbh , luckly you didn't die...

 

[vamp]

This happened around a year ago, i was in my house drinking with my friends, playing poker and having fun. Nothing too out of the ordinary or worth telling.

But when i'm drunk, i become extremely relaxed - and when i'm relaxed, i get bored, which then translates to doing extremely dumb shit from boredom.

In my house, i have a huge wooden cabinet, it's extremely heavy, around 2.5M tall and 1M wide. Imagine something like this:

View attachment 318398

This cabinet stood in a tight space, like this:

View attachment 318400 (very beautiful artistical recreation)

Now you can already probably see where this is going.. but i'll tell it anyway

At the time i was obsessed with calisthenics, i was lean and strong, so when i saw a big flat cabinet, my mind instantly went to pull ups. Keep in mind i was blackout drunk so please don't call me a r****d.

Anyway, the cabinet was standing on 4 rubber legs, and the 2 on the left somehow broke off, it definitely wasn't from my ass doing pull ups on it!

View attachment 318402

This meant both me (hanging off the cabinet) and the cabinet went plummeting to the ground

I didn't exactly realise what was happening, my ass hurt and the habinet was leaning on the wall, and i didn't think much of it.. Only after i stood up i realised how stupid this was.

Basically, this was the position i was in after falling:

View attachment 318404

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet -- but being crushed wasn't even the most threatening part, the cabinet was literally centimeters away from plummeting with the corner STRAIGHT into my head

If the wall was 2 cm further back, i would probably be dead or atleast suffer immense brain damage

Anyway after this i went and drank 3 more shots and fell asleep. It was quite the learning experience.

Spoiler: personal tag list

@Randomized @insomnia @Chifuyu @Vampi @Fidelis @Blackpillirony @Volksstaffel @tuberculosisinmybal @Ghoultune @Orka

Legend says the cabinet is still leaning on the wall

 

[God]

Legend says the cabinet is still leaning on the wall

Me and my friends all drunkingly struggled to set it back up on the rubber pieces.. we set it up kinda crooked but it's still standing. I actually cut my finger while doing it.

So from the entire experience i hurt my ass and cut my finger.

 

[Chifuyu]

This happened around a year ago, i was in my house drinking with my friends, playing poker and having fun. Nothing too out of the ordinary or worth telling.

But when i'm drunk, i become extremely relaxed - and when i'm relaxed, i get bored, which then translates to doing extremely dumb shit from boredom.

In my house, i have a huge wooden cabinet, it's extremely heavy, around 2.5M tall and 1M wide. Imagine something like this:

View attachment 318398

This cabinet stood in a tight space, like this:

View attachment 318400 (very beautiful artistical recreation)

Now you can already probably see where this is going.. but i'll tell it anyway

At the time i was obsessed with calisthenics, i was lean and strong, so when i saw a big flat cabinet, my mind instantly went to pull ups. Keep in mind i was blackout drunk so please don't call me a r****d.

Anyway, the cabinet was standing on 4 rubber legs, and the 2 on the left somehow broke off, it definitely wasn't from my ass doing pull ups on it!

View attachment 318402

This meant both me (hanging off the cabinet) and the cabinet went plummeting to the ground

I didn't exactly realise what was happening, my ass hurt and the habinet was leaning on the wall, and i didn't think much of it.. Only after i stood up i realised how stupid this was.

Basically, this was the position i was in after falling:

View attachment 318404

I was completely saved by a WALL from being crushed by a 250kg thick wood cabinet -- but being crushed wasn't even the most threatening part, the cabinet was literally centimeters away from plummeting with the corner STRAIGHT into my head

If the wall was 2 cm further back, i would probably be dead or atleast suffer immense brain damage

Anyway after this i went and drank 3 more shots and fell asleep. It was quite the learning experience.

Spoiler: personal tag list

@Randomized @insomnia @Chifuyu @Vampi @Fidelis @Blackpillirony @Volksstaffel @tuberculosisinmybal @Ghoultune @Orka

Glad you are safe and sound to share with us this story.

 

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