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This will be quite the long story compared to the other ones, so get strapped in if you actually want to read all of it.
The beggining dates back to fourth grade. I had a very chill class with good connections and plenty of friends, but suddenly a new guy joins the class.
He's quiet, pretty dumb and pretty dang ugly. Despite being white, his face has some sort of "orangutan" look to it, as if he was african - which led to people calling him a monkey - marking the first way of making fun of him.
He didn't pay much attention to it, actually i think he enjoyed it, because atleast he was getting somewhat along with everyone.
But that want of getting along went too far, he started being a "class clown", but not in a funny ironic way, but literally being a clown. He was painfully unfunny and made a complete fool out of himself.
Here's some examples of what he would do on a daily basis:
- full sprint in the halls/P.E (he was extremely fast for some reason)
- yell monkey noises
- tell unfunny jokes
- behave badly in class expecting laughs
- have a big ego
This continued throughout entire middleschool - all the way up to 8th grade. Throughout that time he became sort of "known" and everyone loved to make fun of him. Due to his surname, he gained a nickname - "armpit" - this nickname became so popular that even the teachers started calling him it.
At first the making fun didn't go very far. People took pictures of him, made fun of him using words, laugh at him and stuff like that. He was never bullied or beaten.
It's only after middle school was over, and he want to another school, that my closed friend group started completely shitting on him.
He became OUR inside joke.
First came the classic "sending his pictures everywhere" arc.. he was the profile picture of our discord and instagram groups, i'd even have him as a profile picture on facebook for a year. It was always the same one picture too - one his mom posted on her facebook. It's so fucking hillarious that it became the staple of everything going forwards. Along with that one picture, there were also other pictures his mom posted, things from his instagram (extremely autistic), and some shirtless pics he sent to girls for some reason.
Eventually came the photoshops, we'd even edit his pictures to look like he was with hitler.
With these new influx of images, i personally created a binding of isaac mod centered around his face
This was HILLARIOUS and me and my friend would use this mod for years to come (even now).
We swapped the boss "mostro" with his face, including all the challange sprites.
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(censored for privacy purposes of course)
I coded an entirely new item - armpit flamethrower, which would rapidly shoot out images of his face.
And i even swapped voice lines of using certain items to voice messages we found of him. I even added the audio of a video of him falling over as a death sound.
Mind you, at this point, we haven't talked with the guy for over 2 years.
Eventually he moved back into our city, but not in our class. We'd sometimes see him on bus stops and take pictures of him and talk about 'HOLY SHIT I SAW HIM!"
We also made a lot of videos with his face, but i can only show one (censoring takes too long)
- just imagine every single backshot emoji is the face of armpit
We still make fun of him to this day, although more subtly and less. He'll come up as a reference from time to time, but that's about it.
In reality, i really feel bad for the guy.
The beggining dates back to fourth grade. I had a very chill class with good connections and plenty of friends, but suddenly a new guy joins the class.
He's quiet, pretty dumb and pretty dang ugly. Despite being white, his face has some sort of "orangutan" look to it, as if he was african - which led to people calling him a monkey - marking the first way of making fun of him.
He didn't pay much attention to it, actually i think he enjoyed it, because atleast he was getting somewhat along with everyone.
But that want of getting along went too far, he started being a "class clown", but not in a funny ironic way, but literally being a clown. He was painfully unfunny and made a complete fool out of himself.
Here's some examples of what he would do on a daily basis:
- full sprint in the halls/P.E (he was extremely fast for some reason)
- yell monkey noises
- tell unfunny jokes
- behave badly in class expecting laughs
- have a big ego
This continued throughout entire middleschool - all the way up to 8th grade. Throughout that time he became sort of "known" and everyone loved to make fun of him. Due to his surname, he gained a nickname - "armpit" - this nickname became so popular that even the teachers started calling him it.
At first the making fun didn't go very far. People took pictures of him, made fun of him using words, laugh at him and stuff like that. He was never bullied or beaten.
It's only after middle school was over, and he want to another school, that my closed friend group started completely shitting on him.
He became OUR inside joke.
First came the classic "sending his pictures everywhere" arc.. he was the profile picture of our discord and instagram groups, i'd even have him as a profile picture on facebook for a year. It was always the same one picture too - one his mom posted on her facebook. It's so fucking hillarious that it became the staple of everything going forwards. Along with that one picture, there were also other pictures his mom posted, things from his instagram (extremely autistic), and some shirtless pics he sent to girls for some reason.
Eventually came the photoshops, we'd even edit his pictures to look like he was with hitler.
With these new influx of images, i personally created a binding of isaac mod centered around his face
This was HILLARIOUS and me and my friend would use this mod for years to come (even now).
We swapped the boss "mostro" with his face, including all the challange sprites.
I coded an entirely new item - armpit flamethrower, which would rapidly shoot out images of his face.
And i even swapped voice lines of using certain items to voice messages we found of him. I even added the audio of a video of him falling over as a death sound.
Mind you, at this point, we haven't talked with the guy for over 2 years.
Eventually he moved back into our city, but not in our class. We'd sometimes see him on bus stops and take pictures of him and talk about 'HOLY SHIT I SAW HIM!"
We also made a lot of videos with his face, but i can only show one (censoring takes too long)
- just imagine every single backshot emoji is the face of armpit
We still make fun of him to this day, although more subtly and less. He'll come up as a reference from time to time, but that's about it.
In reality, i really feel bad for the guy.
