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black cat vs golden retriever

parakiss

parakiss

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Golden Retreiver boy:
He’s the type who compeletely lights up when he sees you. He adores you in a way that’s almost overwhelming—texting you good morning before you even wake up, holding your hand like it’s the last lifeline he has, and bringing you little gifts just because he thought of you. He’s clingy, in a kind of suffocating way—he just needs to be close to you. Cuddling is his favorite activity, forehead kisses are a daily ritual, and he melts if you so much as ruffle his hair. He’s got a soft, feeble streak, a little submissive in the sense that he’ll do anything to make you happy.

Black Cat boy:
The enigmatic, slightly intimidating presence who watches you with sharp, knowing eyes. He’s independent, controlled, and a little hard to read, but when he chooses to give you his attention, it feels earned. He’s intelligent, observant, and subtly flirty in a way that keeps you intrigued. But… he can also be frustrating. He disappears when he needs space, takes long to text back, and sometimes makes you question if he even likes you. He shows affection in his own way, and if you need constant reassurance, you might find yourself working for his love.

Which one would you choose? @The cat from The Matrix @AllureBloom @huntergirl
 
parakiss said:
Golden Retreiver boy:
He’s the type who compeletely lights up when he sees you. He adores you in a way that’s almost overwhelming—texting you good morning before you even wake up, holding your hand like it’s the last lifeline he has, and bringing you little gifts just because he thought of you. He’s clingy, in a kind of suffocating way—he just needs to be close to you. Cuddling is his favorite activity, forehead kisses are a daily ritual, and he melts if you so much as ruffle his hair. He’s got a soft, feeble streak, a little submissive in the sense that he’ll do anything to make you happy.

Black Cat boy:
The enigmatic, slightly intimidating presence who watches you with sharp, knowing eyes. He’s independent, controlled, and a little hard to read, but when he chooses to give you his attention, it feels earned. He’s intelligent, observant, and subtly flirty in a way that keeps you intrigued. But… he can also be frustrating. He disappears when he needs space, takes long to text back, and sometimes makes you question if he even likes you. He shows affection in his own way, and if you need constant reassurance, you might find yourself working for his love.

Which one would you choose? @The cat from The Matrix @AllureBloom @huntergirl
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Golden retriever types usually get their hearts broken really really bad. I've seen it so many times in my life.
 
parakiss said:
it's unfortunate
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I don't think so at all. My nature has always been very attractive to girls, but I never knew how to interact with them in my teens due to growing up on romantic comedies and having a simp for a dad that never taught me anything in that regard. Watching these poor fuckers getting their hearts broken really highlighted what not to be with women in the long term. I mean it's always been my nature not to be that way with girls but because of the brainwashing from society I got I acted against my nature in my first relationship.

I'm talking about really hot guys when I say "golden retriever". Really hot guys that eventually end up bagging a really hot girl (top of the top) and falling totally in love with her, only to be completely blindsided and kicked to the curb a couple months later.

And another thing that these type of guys do is prove that looks aren't everything. Though a lot of looksmaxxers won't ever notice it because they don't know how to properly observe people. They're always too busy thinking about themselves.
 
parakiss said:
Golden Retreiver boy:
He’s the type who compeletely lights up when he sees you. He adores you in a way that’s almost overwhelming—texting you good morning before you even wake up, holding your hand like it’s the last lifeline he has, and bringing you little gifts just because he thought of you. He’s clingy, in a kind of suffocating way—he just needs to be close to you. Cuddling is his favorite activity, forehead kisses are a daily ritual, and he melts if you so much as ruffle his hair. He’s got a soft, feeble streak, a little submissive in the sense that he’ll do anything to make you happy.

Black Cat boy:
The enigmatic, slightly intimidating presence who watches you with sharp, knowing eyes. He’s independent, controlled, and a little hard to read, but when he chooses to give you his attention, it feels earned. He’s intelligent, observant, and subtly flirty in a way that keeps you intrigued. But… he can also be frustrating. He disappears when he needs space, takes long to text back, and sometimes makes you question if he even likes you. He shows affection in his own way, and if you need constant reassurance, you might find yourself working for his love.

Which one would you choose? @The cat from The Matrix @AllureBloom @huntergirl
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A blend of both but with a stronger golden retriever boy vibe
 
parakiss said:
Golden Retreiver boy:
He’s the type who compeletely lights up when he sees you. He adores you in a way that’s almost overwhelming—texting you good morning before you even wake up, holding your hand like it’s the last lifeline he has, and bringing you little gifts just because he thought of you. He’s clingy, in a kind of suffocating way—he just needs to be close to you. Cuddling is his favorite activity, forehead kisses are a daily ritual, and he melts if you so much as ruffle his hair. He’s got a soft, feeble streak, a little submissive in the sense that he’ll do anything to make you happy.

Black Cat boy:
The enigmatic, slightly intimidating presence who watches you with sharp, knowing eyes. He’s independent, controlled, and a little hard to read, but when he chooses to give you his attention, it feels earned. He’s intelligent, observant, and subtly flirty in a way that keeps you intrigued. But… he can also be frustrating. He disappears when he needs space, takes long to text back, and sometimes makes you question if he even likes you. He shows affection in his own way, and if you need constant reassurance, you might find yourself working for his love.

Which one would you choose? @The cat from The Matrix @AllureBloom @huntergirl
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Black cat 100 percent, my type 100 percent 😍😍😍😍
 
AverageMoroccan said:
Most guys r both, I'm more golden retriever tho
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As usual, binary simplifications are superficial, and looks (relating to the couple) also play a dominant role here.

Schizotypalcel said:
i don't even know what i would be tbh
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If I were to judge by looking at the forum you would look like a golden simp, a rare form of simp, not often related to the retriever
Good thing we are on a forum, huh?
 
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