bone smashing

[kinggpaxx]

okay so i’ve heard a lot of ppl say bone smashing is cope and i’ve heard a lot say it’s very good for bone mass, what’s the truth and it it does work is using your fists enough force or does it gotta be smth harder lmk pls from number 1 ranked chud

 

[sub5human]

its cope boyo not worth side effects. It can give temporary swelling but thats it

 

[Blackpillirony]

okay so i’ve heard a lot of ppl say bone smashing is cope and i’ve heard a lot say it’s very good for bone mass, what’s the truth and it it does work is using your fists enough force or does it gotta be smth harder lmk pls from number 1 ranked chud

Truth : It doesn't work. All it does is create swelling and can potentially lead to injuries if repeated over time. There's no scientific evidence that bone smashing creates bone mass, Wolff's law doesn't apply to hitting your face like a r****d. Give solution, it's the check on the right.

 

[sub5human]

Truth : It doesn't work. All it does is create swelling and can potentially lead to injuries if repeated over time. There's no scientific evidence that bone smashing creates bone mass, Wolff's law doesn't apply to hitting your face like a r****d. Give solution, it's the check on the right.

Nooo i wanted

 

[Blackpillirony]

Nooo i wanted

Get answermogged, my answer actually explained why it didn't work.

 

[True_Fakecell]

You can do it for temporary swelling to fraud for a couple hours, not worth the risk though and doesn't actually grow the bone

 

[imareasonableman]

okay so i’ve heard a lot of ppl say bone smashing is cope and i’ve heard a lot say it’s very good for bone mass, what’s the truth and it it does work is using your fists enough force or does it gotta be smth harder lmk pls from number 1 ranked chud

 

[Blackpillirony]

Why Bonesmashing Is Cope: An AI Essay

Bonesmashing is cope. Not “maybe cope.” Not “depends.” It is capital‑C, industrial‑grade, copium‑infused, pseudoscientific bullshit. And I will now explain this with the sterile confidence, recursive structure, and soulless oververbosity of an obviously overclocked AI that just drank three terabytes of PubMed abstracts.

First, let us define the term, because every AI essay must define the term. Bonesmashing is the belief that repeatedly traumatizing your facial bones—by hitting them, pressing them, or otherwise abusing your skull like it owes you money—will cause localized bone growth, thereby improving facial attractiveness. This theory is allegedly derived from Wolff’s Law, a real biological principle that states bone adapts to load over time. And here is where the cope metastasizes.

Wolff’s Law does not say “beat the fuck out of your face and become Chad.” It describes functional remodeling under controlled, physiological loads, not repeated blunt-force trauma applied by a teenager with a mirror, a ruler, and an internet addiction. Weight-bearing bones like femurs respond to load because they are designed to bear load. Your zygomatic arches are not squat racks. Your face is not a deadlift platform. This is not adaptation; it’s vandalism.

Second, bonesmashing ignores basic developmental biology in a way that is almost artistic in its stupidity. Craniofacial growth is primarily governed by genetics, hormones, and sutural growth during childhood and puberty. Once those sutures fuse, your skull is basically done cooking. At that point, trauma doesn’t trigger “aesthetic optimization.” It triggers inflammation, microfractures, fibrosis, nerve damage, asymmetry, and in some cases—congrats—you look worse forever. That’s not looksmaxxing. That’s speedrunning regret.

Third, the empirical evidence. Or rather, the complete fucking absence of it. There are no controlled studies showing that bonesmashing increases facial attractiveness, bone projection, or symmetry. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. What does exist are anecdotes, filtered photos, lighting tricks, fat loss confounds, puberty confounds, and post hoc rationalizations that would make a first-year philosophy student cringe. Correlation is not causation, you absolute poindexter. If someone bonesmashed from 15 to 18 and looks better at 18, that’s called aging, not magic skull punching.

Fourth, the psychological layer—my favorite part. Bonesmashing is cope because it offers the illusion of control in a domain that is deeply uncomfortable: immutable traits. It’s ritualized self-harm masquerading as self-improvement. A pantomime of agency. Instead of accepting probabilistic genetics and focusing on high-ROI variables—fitness, grooming, social skill, style, mental health—bonesmashing says, “No bro, just hit yourself harder.” That’s not grindset. That’s masochistic cargo cult behavior.

Also, let’s be brutally honest: if bonesmashing worked, orthodontists, maxillofacial surgeons, and plastic surgeons would not exist as they currently do. The idea that an entire medical field missed the secret technique of “punch face repeatedly” is laughable. If it worked, it would be standardized, optimized, monetized, and regulated. Instead, it lives in Discord servers and TikTok comments like a cursed anachronism.

In conclusion—because AI essays always conclude—bonesmashing is cope because it misapplies science, ignores biology, lacks evidence, and functions primarily as a psychological salve for insecurity. It promises transformation through suffering, which is narratively seductive and factually horseshit. You don’t become beautiful by injuring yourself; you become injured. Full stop.

Now stop hitting your fucking face.

Why feeding AI slop ?

 

[dent]

okay so i’ve heard a lot of ppl say bone smashing is cope and i’ve heard a lot say it’s very good for bone mass, what’s the truth and it it does work is using your fists enough force or does it gotta be smth harder lmk pls from number 1 ranked chud

holy cope, do massai jumps thats better

 

[imareasonableman]

Why feeding AI slop ?

idek bro, ts just ropefuel atp

 

[Blackpillirony]

idek bro, ts just ropefuel atp

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Still time to delete it

holy cope, do massai jumps thats better

Unironically yes, still massive cope.

 

[True_Fakecell]

Why Bonesmashing Is Cope: An AI Essay

Bonesmashing is cope. Not “maybe cope.” Not “depends.” It is capital‑C, industrial‑grade, copium‑infused, pseudoscientific bullshit. And I will now explain this with the sterile confidence, recursive structure, and soulless oververbosity of an obviously overclocked AI that just drank three terabytes of PubMed abstracts.

First, let us define the term, because every AI essay must define the term. Bonesmashing is the belief that repeatedly traumatizing your facial bones—by hitting them, pressing them, or otherwise abusing your skull like it owes you money—will cause localized bone growth, thereby improving facial attractiveness. This theory is allegedly derived from Wolff’s Law, a real biological principle that states bone adapts to load over time. And here is where the cope metastasizes.

Wolff’s Law does not say “beat the fuck out of your face and become Chad.” It describes functional remodeling under controlled, physiological loads, not repeated blunt-force trauma applied by a teenager with a mirror, a ruler, and an internet addiction. Weight-bearing bones like femurs respond to load because they are designed to bear load. Your zygomatic arches are not squat racks. Your face is not a deadlift platform. This is not adaptation; it’s vandalism.

Second, bonesmashing ignores basic developmental biology in a way that is almost artistic in its stupidity. Craniofacial growth is primarily governed by genetics, hormones, and sutural growth during childhood and puberty. Once those sutures fuse, your skull is basically done cooking. At that point, trauma doesn’t trigger “aesthetic optimization.” It triggers inflammation, microfractures, fibrosis, nerve damage, asymmetry, and in some cases—congrats—you look worse forever. That’s not looksmaxxing. That’s speedrunning regret.

Third, the empirical evidence. Or rather, the complete fucking absence of it. There are no controlled studies showing that bonesmashing increases facial attractiveness, bone projection, or symmetry. None. Zero. Zilch. Nada. What does exist are anecdotes, filtered photos, lighting tricks, fat loss confounds, puberty confounds, and post hoc rationalizations that would make a first-year philosophy student cringe. Correlation is not causation, you absolute poindexter. If someone bonesmashed from 15 to 18 and looks better at 18, that’s called aging, not magic skull punching.

Fourth, the psychological layer—my favorite part. Bonesmashing is cope because it offers the illusion of control in a domain that is deeply uncomfortable: immutable traits. It’s ritualized self-harm masquerading as self-improvement. A pantomime of agency. Instead of accepting probabilistic genetics and focusing on high-ROI variables—fitness, grooming, social skill, style, mental health—bonesmashing says, “No bro, just hit yourself harder.” That’s not grindset. That’s masochistic cargo cult behavior.

Also, let’s be brutally honest: if bonesmashing worked, orthodontists, maxillofacial surgeons, and plastic surgeons would not exist as they currently do. The idea that an entire medical field missed the secret technique of “punch face repeatedly” is laughable. If it worked, it would be standardized, optimized, monetized, and regulated. Instead, it lives in Discord servers and TikTok comments like a cursed anachronism.

In conclusion—because AI essays always conclude—bonesmashing is cope because it misapplies science, ignores biology, lacks evidence, and functions primarily as a psychological salve for insecurity. It promises transformation through suffering, which is narratively seductive and factually horseshit. You don’t become beautiful by injuring yourself; you become injured. Full stop.

Now stop hitting your fucking face.

Easier to type no then to generate this slop

 

[Recession]

the things is you will never know until u try it urself
just be smart with it resting ur head against something to mitigate any harm to the brain
then just try it for a while
it may work or mat not but its up to u to find out

 

[HeavyMetalGoth]

fists work just fine
id be careful using actual hammers cus if you hit too hard you can easily fracture a bone

 

[Blackpillirony]

fists work just fine
id be careful using actual hammers cus if you hit too hard you can easily fracture a bone

COPPPPPEEEEE

 

[dent]

Still time to delete it

Unironically yes, still massive cope.

It was sarcasm rony

 

[Blackpillirony]

It was sarcasm rony

I know, but it's unironically better advice because jumping has some health benefits but doesn't make you taller at all.

 

[dent]

I know, but it's unironically better advice because jumping has some health benefits but doesn't make you taller at all.

Dumb leading the blind

 

[Blackpillirony]

okay so i’ve heard a lot of ppl say bone smashing is cope and i’ve heard a lot say it’s very good for bone mass, what’s the truth and it it does work is using your fists enough force or does it gotta be smth harder lmk pls from number 1 ranked chud

Truth : It doesn't work. All it does is create swelling and can potentially lead to injuries if repeated over time. There's no scientific evidence that bone smashing creates bone mass, Wolff's law doesn't apply to hitting your face like a r****d. Give solution, it's the check on the right.

Give solution btw, it's the check on the right.

 

[AClonedTyrone]

it’s 2026 and n*****s still think bonesmashing and mewing help bruh tiktok ruined ts