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Hello guys.
Tonight I am going to show you how to make Brazilian Lemonade
For this. You will need
- 4x Limes
- Ice
- Water
- 1 Can of sweetened condensed milk
And a blender.
Now, if you're wondering why it's called 'Lemonade' when those are clearly Limes, the reasoning for that is;
Now, what you're gonna wanna do is
1. Get 4 Limes.
Make sure you've washed them
2. Begin zesting your limes into the blender
You can use a tool like I found, or you can even use a cheese grater. Doesn't matter as long as it makes it into the drink
Your limes should be zested down to the white part ONLY, or else you will get fucked by extreme bitterness if you include the white part.
I only zested about two of my limes, you don't need too much zest.
3. Cut the bottoms & ends of your limes off.
This will be important for later
4. Skin your limes.
If you don't do this you will be getting obliterated by bitterness because of the white part. You want to make sure you have as little of the white part as possible. Because that is where the bitterness comes from.
Your cutting board should look somewhat similar to this, as should your limes.
5. Put your limes in the blender
You can see the zest of the limes in there as well.
6. Get 2 cups of water
And put that shit into the blender
7. Grab a handful of ice.
Or maybe two.
Then put it into the blender.
8. Get your sweetened, condensed milk.
And pour about half into your blender. You only wanna use half at most or else you'll keel over from how sweet it is.
(If you don't have sweet condensed milk, you can add 1 cup of whole milk and 1/2 a cup of sugar, it'll probably make it less frothy but it'll work)
As you can see we also have the water and ice from earlier
9. Blend that shit up
For about 10-15 seconds
Now, normally you would run this through a strainer after blending it
..if you were a bitch.
We already got rid of whatever pulp/bitterness that would've been there when we skinned the limes.
10. Serve chilled
Add ice and blend more if you want, but now you'll realize..
Damn, this shits good
(Provided you only used about half of the condensed milk and skinned your limes well enough)
And that brings us to the end of our guide.
Enjoy the lemonade, Bhai.
Also if you said DNR to this you are automatically admitting you enjoy drinking Turpentine and shoving Pinecones up your Ass.
Tonight I am going to show you how to make Brazilian Lemonade
For this. You will need
- 4x Limes
- Ice
- Water
- 1 Can of sweetened condensed milk
And a blender.
Now, if you're wondering why it's called 'Lemonade' when those are clearly Limes, the reasoning for that is;
Now, what you're gonna wanna do is
1. Get 4 Limes.
Make sure you've washed them
2. Begin zesting your limes into the blender
You can use a tool like I found, or you can even use a cheese grater. Doesn't matter as long as it makes it into the drink
Your limes should be zested down to the white part ONLY, or else you will get fucked by extreme bitterness if you include the white part.
I only zested about two of my limes, you don't need too much zest.
3. Cut the bottoms & ends of your limes off.
This will be important for later
4. Skin your limes.
If you don't do this you will be getting obliterated by bitterness because of the white part. You want to make sure you have as little of the white part as possible. Because that is where the bitterness comes from.
Your cutting board should look somewhat similar to this, as should your limes.
5. Put your limes in the blender
You can see the zest of the limes in there as well.
6. Get 2 cups of water
And put that shit into the blender
7. Grab a handful of ice.
Or maybe two.
Then put it into the blender.
8. Get your sweetened, condensed milk.
And pour about half into your blender. You only wanna use half at most or else you'll keel over from how sweet it is.
(If you don't have sweet condensed milk, you can add 1 cup of whole milk and 1/2 a cup of sugar, it'll probably make it less frothy but it'll work)
As you can see we also have the water and ice from earlier
9. Blend that shit up
For about 10-15 seconds
Now, normally you would run this through a strainer after blending it
..if you were a bitch.
We already got rid of whatever pulp/bitterness that would've been there when we skinned the limes.
10. Serve chilled
Add ice and blend more if you want, but now you'll realize..
Damn, this shits good
(Provided you only used about half of the condensed milk and skinned your limes well enough)
And that brings us to the end of our guide.
Enjoy the lemonade, Bhai.
Also if you said DNR to this you are automatically admitting you enjoy drinking Turpentine and shoving Pinecones up your Ass.
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