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Knight said:
How do I find you the first reply on every girls threads every single time.
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Hi @hannah

It started as a joke. One night we were cuddling and she just buried her face in my stomach and took a huge sniff. I laughed she laughed we moved on. But then it happened again. And again. Now its a full blown problem.

I cant even sit on the couch without her crawling over like some kind of creature to get a whiff of my navel. She says it smells like safety and warm bread. I dont know what that means. To me it just smells like skin. I shower every day I am not a gross person.

Last week was my breaking point. We were at her parents house for dinner. Her dad is telling some boring story about his golf game. I feel a weird sensation. I look down and my girlfriend is leaned over under the table trying to subtly lift my shirt to smell my belly button. Right there at the dinner table. Her mom saw the whole thing and just stared at us with this horrified look.

I tried talking to her about it. I told her its weird and embarrassing. She started crying. She said if I loved her I would let her smell my button lint. She called it our special thing. She said my belly button was her emotional support animal. I dont know what to do. I have started wearing turtlenecks and even taping my navel shut with medical tape but she just peels it off when I am asleep. I think I need to break up with her but I am worried she will try to scoop my belly button out with a spoon and keep it in a jar. Help
 
hannah said:
I want unlimited lives so i can blow my brains out every time someone pmo and go through all the theatrics but then like i get to come back a day later because i dont want to die
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Very real I would abuse this and carry a gun to shoot myself everywhere
 
hannah said:
I want unlimited lives so i can blow my brains out every time someone pmo and go through all the theatrics but then like i get to come back a day later because i dont want to die
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ITS BEEN SO LONG
 
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