Can we make 0 calorie chocolate please?

[necrotic]

This for sure would be filled with goy chemicals that will give me cancer at 25 but please make that pleaaase

 

[Unkown tea maker]

It already exists and is as healthy as water

 

[necrotic]

It already exists and is as healthy as water

What is it?

 

[paulyune]

This for sure would be filled with goy chemicals that will give me cancer at 25 but please make that pleaaase

no foods can be 0 calories

 

[Unkown tea maker]

What is it?

Meditate for 24 hours a day with shoulin monks under a waterfall with a boulder on each shoulder to get in a state of peace and tranquility to control and ease the mind go into sensory deprivation for 3 years and be put into government hypnosis camps where they force your mind to think water tastes like chocolate and boom your done

 

[necrotic]

no foods can be 0 calories

Yes it can. You just make it out of stuff that isn’t absorbable by the humans digestive system.

 

[loyal]

What is it?

BBC

 

[paulyune]

Yes it can. You just make it out of stuff that isn’t absorbable by the humans digestive system.

so ur dumb

 

[Unkown tea maker]

so ur dumb

She’s a medical student

 

[necrotic]

so ur dumb

Why tf do you think vegetables are so low in calories genius?

 

[paulyune]

She’s a medical student

so she shouldnt be posting this

 

[paulyune]

Why tf do you think vegetables are so low in calories genius?

bc theyre mostly water and fiber

 

[necrotic]

bc theyre mostly water and fiber

And why does fiber make herbivores fat and not humans?

 

[eceap]

bc theyre mostly water and fiber

And why does fiber make herbivores fat and not humans?

why do u guys have beef jfl

 

[Trevor1]

Anything below 5 cals is considered 0 by the FDA so you could just make each serving extremely small but make the whole box like a bunch of servings so it's labeled 0 cals

 

[necrotic]

why do u guys have beef jfl

She’s lacking attention and want to have new opps probably. I am just explaining biology to her.

 

[paulyune]

And why does fiber make herbivores fat and not humans?

notice how ur changing the subject

 

[Penalizer69]

bc theyre mostly water and fiber

Paulyune trying to argue science with a med student despite being an iqlet

 

[paulyune]

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veggies arent 0 calories, thats the point im making

 

[loyal]

Anything below 5 cals is considered 0 by the FDA so you could just make each serving extremely small but make the whole box like a bunch of servings so it's labeled 0 cals

u are the only human who get fat after eating fibers

 

[paulyune]

Anything below 5 cals is considered 0 by the FDA so you could just make each serving extremely small but make the whole box like a bunch of servings so it's labeled 0 cals

lol

 

[foidslayer]

This for sure would be filled with goy chemicals that will give me cancer at 25 but please make that pleaaase

just eat the cocoa fruit

 

[Penalizer69]

veggies arent 0 calories, thats the point im making

There are things that are 0 calories or virtually 0 calories. You know what op meant in the title. You're just trying to seem smart which always backfires with you

 

[eceap]

There are things that are 0 calories or virtually 0 calories. You know what op meant in the title. You're just trying to seem smart which always backfires with you

celery for example

 

[paulyune]

There are things that are 0 calories or virtually 0 calories. You know what op meant in the title. You're just trying to seem smart which always backfires with you

all i said was chocolate cant be 0 calories... chocolate is not a vegetable nor virtually 0 calories

 

[necrotic]

notice how ur changing the subject

The answer to that is that fiber is absorbable by herbivores digestive systems and not humans. Which makes it provide almost no energy to humans. And what is the energy metric nutritions wise ?: calories. No energy no calories. You can make any food have 0 calories. It would just be filled with chemicals to mimic the taste of normal food.
Thanks for making me discover that retarded Asians did exist.
I wouldn’t recommend discussing about subjects you’re not familiar with with people who study it. Thanks.

 

[necrotic]

just eat the cocoa fruit

It’s pretty calorie dense too

 

[Byro]

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Technically, no solid food is truly zero-calorie, as every item contains some energy value. The term "zero-calorie" generally refers to foods with fewer than 5 calories per serving (the legal labeling threshold in the U.S.) or items like water, black coffee, and unsweetened tea that provide negligible energy.

idk how they would make 0 calorie chocolate without having some absolutely detrimental slop as the substitute.

 

[paulyune]

The answer to that is that fiber is absorbable by herbivores digestive systems and not humans. Which makes it provide almost no energy to humans. And what is the energy metric nutritions wise ?: calories. No energy no calories. You can make any food have 0 calories. It would just be filled with chemicals to mimic the taste of normal food.
Thanks for making me discover that retarded Asians did exist.
I wouldn’t recommend discussing about subjects you’re not familiar with with people who study it. Thanks.

but then it wouldnt be considered real chocolate

 

[foidslayer]

It’s pretty calorie dense too

Its what god made for you to eat

 

[grey]

just eat it with the calories

 

[paulyune]

u need cocoa in it to be chocolate it wouldnt be considered real chocolate.

 

[necrotic]

Its what god made for you to eat

It is a healthier option but truly tastes like ass

 

[foidslayer]

It is a healthier option but truly tastes like ass

didn't tribes eat it because of how sweet it is?

 

[Unkown tea maker]

Stupid ahh beef

 

[Byro]

Its what god made for you to eat

overprocessed slop. sigh gotta be eating natural for the best body possible

 

[paulyune]

Stupid ahh beef

im not even beefing im js saying chocolate cant be 0 calories

 

[Byro]

didn't tribes eat it because of how sweet it is?

no cocoa is only good roasted.

 

[Penalizer69]

Technically, no solid food is truly zero-calorie, as every item contains some energy value. The term "zero-calorie" generally refers to foods with fewer than 5 calories per serving (the legal labeling threshold in the U.S.) or items like water, black coffee, and unsweetened tea that provide negligible energy.

idk how they would make 0 calorie chocolate without having some absolutely detrimental slop as the substitute.

There are things that are 0 calories or virtually 0 calories. You know what op meant in the title. You're just trying to seem smart which always backfires with you

Are u guys e dating cause why u always white knighting

But yes they could never make a 0 cal chocolate.

 

[necrotic]

didn't tribes eat it because of how sweet it is?

It was pretty bitter to me. Maybe they had better palates then us goys.

 

[paulyune]

Are u guys e dating cause why u always white knighting

But yes they could never make a 0 cal chocolate.

its just basic knowledge and no we arent

 

[Byro]

Are u guys e dating cause why u always white knighting

But yes they could never make a 0 cal chocolate.

no im not i just saw the thread and decided to put an actual full stop to the argument

 

[Penalizer69]

its just basic knowledge and no we arent

When my sons a geek

 

[paulyune]

When my sons a geek

boi

 

[Unkown tea maker]

It was pretty bitter to me. Maybe they had better palates then us goys.

They did they didn’t have easy access to the slop we eat nowadays

 

[Byro]

It was pretty bitter to me. Maybe they had better palates then us goys.

nah its known to be bitter and described as dirt with acidity ur good bhai.

 

[necrotic]

Are u guys e dating cause why u always white knighting

But yes they could never make a 0 cal chocolate.

Technically you could make something that tastes like chocolate 0 calories with food printing and other technologies. Saying “muh it’s not chocolate if it doesn’t have cacao “ is dumb as that was clearly not my point.

 

[foidslayer]

Are u guys e dating cause why u always white knighting

But yes they could never make a 0 cal chocolate.

yes they're edating

 

[paulyune]

anyways point blank, chocolate cant be 0 calories, if its fully chemicals it wont give u proper nutrients nor energy therefore its not food anymore.

also no cocoa = its not chocolate

 

[Byro]

yes they're edating

n***a no we arent