n***a I am a clear skintone, good colouring and minoxidil treatment away from being htn but my fuckign coutnry decides to light itself on fire and my retarded premier is cutting the budget from the fire department. This means that if I go outside (best source of vitamin D and tanning) I will be buttfucked by CO2. I know that the Canadian government did this so I couldn't run for president in 20 years and win due to halo effect and turn Canada socialist.