Cavill and Fwiend.

[The Centipede]

They were best friends, but Surrey was so fucking cool.

 

[Ghoultune]

They need A cellular Device it seems

 

[The Centipede]

View attachment 370660They were best friends, but Surrey was so fucking cool.

When he punched that prostitute, and then wrote a poem about smashing up London

 

[The Centipede]

They need A cellular Device it seems

Can I put a cellular device in my anus?

 

[Ghoultune]

Can I put a cellular device in my anus?

I read somewhere a Girl got a samsung stuck in her vagina

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I read somewhere a Girl got a samsung stuck in her vagina

Interesting

 

[The Centipede]

I read somewhere a Girl got a samsung stuck in her vagina

In my school we had the Starburst Story.

Some guy went down on some whore, accidentally locked some fluids from the genital warts she had, got a weird rash all over his face and neck.

 

[The Centipede]

I read somewhere a Girl got a samsung stuck in her vagina

I’ll post you an old Nokia. I’ll keep one up my rectum, if you phon me on yours, you’ll be officially a pain in my arse. Or at least a warm, fuzzy buzz feeling.

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

In my school we had the Starburst Story.

Some guy went down on some whore, accidentally locked some fluids from the genital warts she had, got a weird rash all over his face and neck.

lol reminds me of the jolly rancher story from reddit

 

[Ghoultune]

I’ll post you an old Nokia. I’ll keep one up my rectum, if you phon me on yours, you’ll be officially a pain in my arse. Or at least a warm, fuzzy buzz feeling.

Will you poop it Out

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

I’ll post you an old Nokia. I’ll keep one up my rectum, if you phon me on yours, you’ll be officially a pain in my arse. Or at least a warm, fuzzy buzz feeling.

Deserves gold

 

[The Centipede]

Will you poop it Out

Yes, but I’ll just slide it back in every time.

 

[LeoK]

Cavil looks so old here

 

[The Centipede]

Cavil looks so old here

His character was ageing. That Surrey guy was so cool though.

 

[LeoK]

His character was ageing. That Surrey guy was so cool though.

Why’d they make him ginger that’s not a look on him

 

[The Centipede]

They filmed this in Ireland. The main guy, Johanathan Rhys Meyers got chatting to me and my mum in the Ralph shop in Trafford Centre Selfridges. I liked the show and I was 16, so my mum went home and left us to go for a drink at this bar in the upstairs area. Got so fucked-up. Great Irishman.

 

[The Centipede]

Why’d they make him ginger that’s not a look on him

He’s playing a character who was old and looked a bit like that hahaha.

 

[LeoK]

He’s playing a character who was old and looked a bit like that hahaha.

Did you ever meet him?

 

[The Centipede]

Did you ever meet him?

Never. Would have been cool.

 

[The Centipede]

Just stole four four of these heart medication pills that my dad got prescribed for blood pressure as I’m visiting them.

It’s done fuck all but when I stand up I’m dizzy af. It says no more that one a day, I’m about to pop another four and see what happens.

I will not die sober.

 

[The Centipede]

Yeah, I’m really dizzy now. Fun though.

 

[The Centipede]

I’ve OD’d I think. If I die, I want everyone to know… I don’t regret anything I did with Epstein.

Apologies are for the peasants.

So fuck everyone. Dumb coons.