Hypothesis Chopped Revelation

[Jackson McBurger]

I just had a revelation.
Let’s say you’re chopped.
You don’t want people looking at your face right?
Get a BBL.
Youre a man? so what? method still works.

I’ve come to the realization that the easiest way to stop looking chopped is to just… not have your face looked at!

Think about it! You're just walking down the street thinking to yourself: “fuck my stupid chud life” this, “i’ll always be ugly” that, when instead you could rest easy knowing no one is looking at your face anyways! If they’re all too busy focusing on your sweet succulent jiggling man booty, no one will know you’re chopped!

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

I already got a fat butt

 

[Jackson McBurger]

BBLmaxx anyways just in case. it’s an inverse relationship, so theoretically you could ascend to htn alone by growing an ass as fat as a mexican mother of three when nobody is looking at your face. it’s the ASSUMED face that they have in their mind that matters, so prevent any and all viewing of the real face.

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

BBLmaxx anyways just in case. it’s an inverse relationship, so theoretically you could ascend to htn alone by growing an ass as fat as a mexican mother of three when nobody is looking at your face. it’s the ASSUMED face that they have in their mind that matters, so prevent any and all viewing of the real face.

Smart feller

 

[Jackson McBurger]

i prefer to be the latter

 

[Deleted Member 70339]

 

[rand anon]

The issue comes when u actually have to interact with other people as an ugly guy though