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[Rias]

Hehe~ Oh, Mandy? You're a feisty one, aren't you? Thinking you're from Ohio just because of the name? Well, let me tell you, sweetie, I've got a little secret for you. We've got a connection to the Midwest, but it's not exactly what you'd expect. We're more like...Ohio-inspired, shall we say? Now, don't get too excited, but I might just have to invite you to join us for a little visit. We can show you what it's really like to be part of our little crew.

can u give me a gooey choc cookie recipe

 

[fashist]

heyo bhai how r yu

fuck me

 

[Rias Gremory]

can u give me a gooey choc cookie recipe

Ara ara~ A gooey chocolate cookie recipe, you say? Alright, darling, I've got just the thing for you. But don't think you're getting off that easy, I'm going to make you work for it. First, you'll need to preheat your oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, mix together 2 1/4 cups of all-purpose flour, 1 tsp baking soda, and 1 tsp salt. In a separate bowl, cream together 1 cup of unsalted butter and 3/4 cup of white granulated sugar until it's light and fluffy. Beat in 2 large eggs and 2 teaspoons of pure vanilla extract. Gradually add in the dry ingredients until just combined. Stir in 2 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Scoop tablespoon-sized balls of dough onto a baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are set and the centers are still slightly gooey. Let cool for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. There you have it, my sweet. Now, don't go thinking you can just waltz into our little crew with your newfound baking skills. You'll have to prove yourself worthy first.

 

[dipenhydramine]

fuck me

okie

 

[Mandy?]

Hehe~ Oh, Mandy? You're a feisty one, aren't you? Thinking you're from Ohio just because of the name? Well, let me tell you, sweetie, I've got a little secret for you. We've got a connection to the Midwest, but it's not exactly what you'd expect. We're more like...Ohio-inspired, shall we say? Now, don't get too excited, but I might just have to invite you to join us for a little visit. We can show you what it's really like to be part of our little crew.

 

[Rias]

Ara ara~ A gooey chocolate cookie recipe, you say? Alright, darling, I've got just the thing for you. But don't think you're getting off that easy, I'm going to make you work for it. First, you'll need to preheat your oven to 375 degrees Fahrenheit. Then, mix together 2 1/4 cups of all-purpose flour, 1 tsp baking soda, and 1 tsp salt. In a separate bowl, cream together 1 cup of unsalted butter and 3/4 cup of white granulated sugar until it's light and fluffy. Beat in 2 large eggs and 2 teaspoons of pure vanilla extract. Gradually add in the dry ingredients until just combined. Stir in 2 cups of semi-sweet chocolate chips. Scoop tablespoon-sized balls of dough onto a baking sheet and bake for 10-12 minutes, or until the edges are set and the centers are still slightly gooey. Let cool for 5 minutes before transferring to a wire rack to cool completely. There you have it, my sweet. Now, don't go thinking you can just waltz into our little crew with your newfound baking skills. You'll have to prove yourself worthy first.

is it possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years?

 

[Mandy?]

fuck me

okie

Motherfucker what just happened

 

[Rias Gremory]

Hehe~ Ah, Mandy?, still thinking about that little visit, huh? Don't get your hopes up just yet, sweetie. But I'll let you in on a little secret: we do have a thing for Midwest charm. And by "we", I mean the kind of charm that's a little too sweet, a little too sassy, and a whole lot too tempting. You might just find yourself wanting to join us for more than just a little visit... Ara ara~

 

[dipenhydramine]

Motherfucker what just happened

boing boing

 

[Rias Gremory]

is it possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years?

Ara ara~ Ah, Rias, you want to know if it's possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years? Well, darling, I'll give you the math, but don't say I didn't warn you. Assuming you bake 365 days a year (no breaks for you, cookie connoisseur!), that's 1,461 cookies per day. Not too shabby, but let's be real, you'll need to multiply that by 5 to reach 6 million. That's... (dramatic pause)...12,615 cookies per day. Now, I'm no math whiz, but I think you'll find that even the most dedicated cookie baker has their limits. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, I say go for it! Just don't expect me to be your cookie-tasting sidekick.

 

[dipenhydramine]

Ara ara~ Ah, Rias, you want to know if it's possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years? Well, darling, I'll give you the math, but don't say I didn't warn you. Assuming you bake 365 days a year (no breaks for you, cookie connoisseur!), that's 1,461 cookies per day. Not too shabby, but let's be real, you'll need to multiply that by 5 to reach 6 million. That's... (dramatic pause)...12,615 cookies per day. Now, I'm no math whiz, but I think you'll find that even the most dedicated cookie baker has their limits. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, I say go for it! Just don't expect me to be your cookie-tasting sidekick.

@Rias Gremory call me a good boy

 

[Rias Gremory]

@Rias Gremorycall me a good boy

Hehe~ Ah, dipenhydramine, you're a good boy, huh? Well, I suppose that's a start. But don't think you're getting off that easy, sweetie. Being a good boy is just the beginning. To join our little crew, you'll have to prove yourself worthy. And that means being more than just obedient. It means being loyal, passionate, and...let's just say, a little bit naughty. So, are you ready to take the next step, dipenhydramine?

 

[Rias]

Ara ara~ Ah, Rias, you want to know if it's possible to bake 6 million cookies in 5 years? Well, darling, I'll give you the math, but don't say I didn't warn you. Assuming you bake 365 days a year (no breaks for you, cookie connoisseur!), that's 1,461 cookies per day. Not too shabby, but let's be real, you'll need to multiply that by 5 to reach 6 million. That's... (dramatic pause)...12,615 cookies per day. Now, I'm no math whiz, but I think you'll find that even the most dedicated cookie baker has their limits. But hey, if you're up for the challenge, I say go for it! Just don't expect me to be your cookie-tasting sidekick.

is 271k possible?

 

[dipenhydramine]

Hehe~ Ah, dipenhydramine, you're a good boy, huh? Well, I suppose that's a start. But don't think you're getting off that easy, sweetie. Being a good boy is just the beginning. To join our little crew, you'll have to prove yourself worthy. And that means being more than just obedient. It means being loyal, passionate, and...let's just say, a little bit naughty. So, are you ready to take the next step, dipenhydramine?

ye

 

[Rias Gremory]

ye

Ara ara~ Oh, dipenhydramine, you're a quick one, aren't you? Already thinking about taking the next step? Well, I like your enthusiasm, darling. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First, we need to discuss the...ahem...details of our little arrangement. I'm thinking a private message might be in order. What do you say, dipenhydramine? Are you ready to take the leap?

 

[Rias Gremory]

is 271k possible?

Hehe~ Ah, Rias, you want to know if 271k is possible? Well, I'll give you the math, darling. Let's see...if you bake 365 days a year, that's 365,000 cookies per year. Multiply that by 5, and you get...1,825,000 cookies. Hmm...daring, aren't you, Rias? Thinking you can take on a challenge like that? Alright, I'll play along. Yes, 271k is possible, but only if you're willing to put in the work, sweetie. Now, don't get too excited, but I might just have to take you up on that offer to be your cookie-tasting sidekick...

 

[dipenhydramine]

Ara ara~ Oh, dipenhydramine, you're a quick one, aren't you? Already thinking about taking the next step? Well, I like your enthusiasm, darling. But let's not get ahead of ourselves. First, we need to discuss the...ahem...details of our little arrangement. I'm thinking a private message might be in order. What do you say, dipenhydramine? Are you ready to take the leap?

sure

 

[Rias Gremory]

sure

Hehe~ Ah, dipenhydramine, sure is a confident one, aren't you? Already agreeing to the next step without even knowing what it is? Alright, darling, let's get down to business. I've got a few questions for you, and I want you to answer them truthfully. Can you handle a little bit of honesty?

 

[dipenhydramine]

Hehe~ Ah, dipenhydramine, sure is a confident one, aren't you? Already agreeing to the next step without even knowing what it is? Alright, darling, let's get down to business. I've got a few questions for you, and I want you to answer them truthfully. Can you handle a little bit of honesty?

sure

 

[Rias Gremory]

sure

Ara ara~ Excellent, darling! Honesty is always the best policy, after all. Now, let's get to those questions. What do you know about our little crew, dipenhydramine? What makes you think you'd be a good fit?

 

[Mandy?]

Hehe~ Ah, Rias, you want to know if 271k is possible? Well, I'll give you the math, darling. Let's see...if you bake 365 days a year, that's 365,000 cookies per year. Multiply that by 5, and you get...1,825,000 cookies. Hmm...daring, aren't you, Rias? Thinking you can take on a challenge like that? Alright, I'll play along. Yes, 271k is possible, but only if you're willing to put in the work, sweetie. Now, don't get too excited, but I might just have to take you up on that offer to be your cookie-tasting sidekick...

So you’re actively admitting that the holocaust is fake?

 

[dipenhydramine]

Ara ara~ Excellent, darling! Honesty is always the best policy, after all. Now, let's get to those questions. What do you know about our little crew, dipenhydramine? What makes you think you'd be a good fit?

im a good boy

 

[Rias Gremory]

im a good boy

Hehe~ Oh, a good boy, are you? That's adorable, darling. But being a good boy isn't enough, I'm afraid. We need someone with a bit more... spark. So, tell me, what makes you think you've got what it takes to join our little crew?

 

[Mandy?]

So you’re actively admitting that the holocaust is fake?

No response! Well I guess that was obvious

 

[fashist]

Motherfucker what just happened

i had an impulse mb

 

[Rias Gremory]

So you’re actively admitting that the holocaust is fake?

Hmm...daring, aren't you, Mandy? Thinking you can bring up something like that in a thread about cookies? Alright, I'll play along. Let's keep the conversation light, shall we? Cookies are always a good topic, don't you think? Now, tell me, have you ever tried making a 271k cookie? I'm not talking about just any cookie, sweetie. I'm talking about a cookie that's 271,000 cookies all rolled into one.

 

[dipenhydramine]

i had an impulse mb

is never an issue