.com users in a zombie apocalypse

[Deleted Member 67860]

He’s too busy gooning to notice there’s a zombie apocalypse going on

@MyDreamisToBe183CM babe look at ts they're talking shit behind ur back

 

[Deleted Member 45967]

i feel like rea would be the goat at killing zombies

@Equanime like that one n***a from squid game

 

[Deleted Member 72885]

literally lollipop chainsaw
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thats becky not me

 

[pompompurino]

@Equanime like that one n***a from squid game
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BRO U FUCKING GET IT

 

[based god gigi]

thats becky not me

HOLY FUCK I FORGOT BECKY OMG I WAS GONNA PUT HER IN TOO

 

[pig]

Leader(s):
- @mxri the buff guy that is really mean and would scare everyone into listening to him
- @Dean Dean
- @perpetualjoker reasonable and kind, very smart as well, i think everyone would listen to her

Second in Command(s):
- @Randomized Shame too nice for his own good so he couldnt lead all of us but he would also be a good leader
- @Spuffy reasonable and also smart and everyone listens to her also
- @Axii very smart guy also has good reasoning skills

Dies First:
- @delonisliterallyme this dork would probably be too absorbed in his phone texting egirls or something when the apocalypse first starts and get killed first

Dies Early:
- @Chifuyu too nice would probably try to SAVE delon and then would get killed right along with him
- @MyDreamisToBe183CM hes 15 hes not lasting a day
- @galaxygirl me probably i have the survival instinct of a peanut but we'll see...
- @Scenehikikomori @N9wiff . n9 would probably have gotten jumped by Delons zombie form and scene was too scared to do anything so she stood there and then 183's zombie form comes up from behind and kills her too
- @holalola survival instincts of a raisin
- @shia.jihadist wouldve gotten jumped from behind while laughing at lola dying
- @over0 survival instincts of a pineapple

Survives for a good amount of time(GROUP 1):
- @NewFuckingDay this guys blasting tren and preaches raw diet but he would probably die because he got into an argument with @delilahjones and so they hated each other so bad they started fighting but accidentally broke the door lock that was keeping the zombies out so the zombies got in and killed everyone in their group.
- @delilahjones ^
- @Mota was the helpful smart guy who was in their group but died ^
- @tuberculosisinmybal actually he was the helpful smart guy in the group too but he was too nice for his own good and he sacrificed HIMSELF to get his group that safe room. died
- @Decay and @huntergirl decay is the edgelord in the corner with his gf

Survives for a good amount of time(GROUP 2):
- @Tool : sophisticated smart guy who knows what hes doing because he took a wilderness course or something when he was young and he goes to save his friends ONLY and he doesnt let anybody else into the group
- @ey88
- @Darkeningstar same as schizo but it wouldnt make sense bc i wasnt sure if dark is friends with ey88 and co
- @The cat from The Matrix (i might put you two in another group)
- @te extraño (i might put you two in another group)

they all die in the end because when schizo FINALLY gets them a helicopter to escape, ey88 wanted to play a prank and shook the helicopter by jumping on it and because it was an old helicopter it broke down and they all came crashing down into the zombies

Survived the whole time(GROUP 3):
- @te extraño
- @fool
- @kahuro
- @recai iskender
- @subhuman123

they all plot armored their way through by being jesters.

Survived the whole time(GROUP 4):
- @galaxygirl turns out i DIDNT DIE EARLY because my mom is filthy rich and we had a secret zombie apocalypse bunker so i took everyone else that i saw and we all went into the bunker holy fanfic
- @Mess high iq guy would probably just stick to whichever group looks like they had a lot of resources
- @pompompurino very skinny so she would probably be able to run away from all the zombies fast enough and ran into the bunker
- @slopslinger plays very nice music in his band so he got picked up
- @The cat from The Matrix funny and cracked jokes so she got to stay in the bunker
- @Equanime you were selling crack on the sidewalk so we did a vote and picked you up
- @doll i picked u up because you were a maiden on the side of the road needing help

LET ME KNOW IF I MISSED ANYONE

Dnr

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

I'll be like Kyle Crane and save everyone from dying with my agility and brains.

 

[Chifuyu]

Rea would confuse them by speaking in fluent Japanese. And then take that time to escape.

can't do it alone.. might need your help sis

「貴方はもう死んでいる！」

 

[Chifuyu]

@MyDreamisToBe183CM babe look at ts they're talking shit behind ur back

 

[slopslinger]

i feel like rea would be the goat at killing zombies

hundreds of hours of kino have prepared me for this moment

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

At my old job I once got told that I would accidently become friends with the enemy party and then getting to live all fancy while my og crew struggles

 

[Decay]

I’d kill most of you faggots before the zombies do

 

[Chifuyu]

At my old j*b I once got told that I would accidently become friends with the enemy party and then getting to live all fancy while my og crew struggles

Mid trust goblina confirmed!

 

[Deleted Member 46433]

At my old j*b I once got told that I would accidently become friends with the enemy party and then getting to live all fancy while my og crew struggles

ALWAYS abandon your day ones

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I’d kill most of you faggots before the zombies do

The edgelord in the corner holy fuckk

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

ALWAYS abandon your day ones

LET the money change you
DONT look back

 

[based god gigi]

At my old j*b I once got told that I would accidently become friends with the enemy party and then getting to live all fancy while my og crew struggles

yeah while you're falling from the helicopter i swoop in with my jet and you survive

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

ALWAYS abandon your day ones

i would hunt everyone down unironically, on some hunger games shit

 

[pig]

I would be the sick nonchalant hot villain who is half zombie half human and manipulat everybody slowly while everybody makes edits and thirsts over me

 

[Newday]

so me and fucking james dies because u view us like some tren twins numb skulls shane and rick grimes but fucking @pompompurino fucking lives r u fucking serious, pompom would die to fucking ted bundy she is lucky to survive 2 days

Galaxygirl don’t make me hungry now I am still 1500 calories off my 4000cal maintain and your petite flesh and bones will certainly be enough to sustain me for this very day, I am still quite hungry heh

 

[Deleted Member 45967]

At my old j*b I once got told that I would accidently become friends with the enemy party and then getting to live all fancy while my og crew struggles

no one said this

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I would be the sick nonchalant hot villain who is half zombie half human and manipulat everybody slowly while everybody makes edits and thirsts over me

Bro thats @te extraño

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

no one said this

I dont love you anymore

 

[pig]

Bro thats @te extraño

cope

 

[Chifuyu]

I dont love you anymore

Pls no forgive him.

 

[based god gigi]

so me and fucking james dies because u view us like some tren twins numb skulls shane and rick grimes but fucking @pompompurino fucking lives r u fucking serious, pompom would die to fucking ted bundy she is lucky to survive 2 days

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Galaxygirl don’t make me hungry now I am still 1500 calories off my 4000cal maintain and your petite flesh and bones will certainly be enough to sustain me for this very day, I am still quite hungry heh

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you guys are numb skull twins

 

[pig]

Actually I lied im the type to get bitten by a zombie and lie about my bite mark and get the whole group in infected in a locked room

 

[Deleted Member 45967]

I dont love you anymore

sorry

 

[Deleted Member 67860]

I would be the sick nonchalant hot villain who is half zombie half human and manipulat everybody slowly while everybody makes edits and thirsts over me

Yes definitely baby

 

[based god gigi]

Actually I lied im the type to get bitten by a zombie and lie about my bite mark and get the whole group in infected in a locked room

wait yeah you would definitely do this

 

[slopslinger]

I dont love you anymore

top ten walking dead betrayals

 

[Deleted Member 45967]

Actually I lied im the type to get bitten by a zombie and lie about my bite mark and get the whole group in infected in a locked room

"yeah guys its a hickey from @Decay"

 

[pompompurino]

you guys are numb skull twins

the MOMENT a femboy zombie comes around it’s over for them

 

[pig]

wait yeah you would definitely do this

Edit out your post bud

 

[Chifuyu]

the MOMENT a femboy zombie comes around it’s over for them

fembie

 

[Newday]

you guys are numb skull twins

You underestimate my power

 

[Deleted Member 46433]

i would hunt everyone down unironically, on some hunger games shit

You would actually try to survive?

 

[Chifuyu]

You underestimate my power

- from roids btw

 

[Deleted Member 46433]

I would be the sick nonchalant hot villain who is half zombie half human and manipulat everybody slowly while everybody makes edits and thirsts over me

I laughed at this

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

You would actually try to survive?

@galaxygirl kinda pinpointed how i would act funny enough

 

[slopslinger]

the MOMENT a femboy zombie comes around it’s over for them

nooio don't bite me unless?

 

[Deleted Member 45967]

You would actually try to survive?

he will at the start but then he randomly says "staple me to a boulder and roll me down the cliff" and walks outside the bunker to get mauled

 

[Newday]

- from roids btw

I was 21 inch bidelt at 16 and benched 100kg in my first 2 months of going to the gym the roids is a mere amplification of my already bvllish body

 

[Deleted Member 71651]

Missed me

 

[Deleted Member 47925]

he will at the start but then he randomly says "staple me to a boulder and roll me down the cliff" and walks outside the bunker to get mauled

surviving would get boring

 

[Chifuyu]

I was 21 inch bidelt at 16 and benched 100kg in my first 2 months of going to the gym the roids is a mere amplification of my already bvllish body

Those fembies should pepper their angus then.

 

[Deleted Member 67860]

I was 21 inch bidelt at 16 and benched 100kg in my first 2 months of going to the gym the roids is a mere amplification of my already bvllish body

Mogs me how much do you bench rn

 

[based god gigi]

I was 21 inch bidelt at 16 and benched 100kg in my first 2 months of going to the gym the roids is a mere amplification of my already bvllish body

nice bro i dont know what that means but sounds sick

 

[based god gigi]

Missed me

I DONT KNOW U THAT WELL WE TALKED LIKE ONCE

 

[Duchesse]

Actually I lied im the type to get bitten by a zombie and lie about my bite mark and get the whole group in infected in a locked room

Npc