Confession: I don't drink water & I don't eat fruits or vegetables.

[Chifuyu]

.

 

[Bezoul]

Same haha, my teeth are literally dark brown and acidic, full of plaques, when I drink water it tastes so shit

 

[Grand Master Oogway]

erm are you kidding me?

 

[Fart Reaper]

Same haha, my teeth are literally dark brown and acidic, full of plaques, when I drink water it tastes so shit

So you had to taste shit first, to find out water tastes like shit... Damn

 

[Chifuyu]

Same haha, my teeth are literally dark brown and acidic, full of plaques, when I drink water it tastes so shit

Mine are yellow because I want it to match my skin color. Glad to know I am not the only one though.

 

[Fart Reaper]

Mine are yellow because I want it to match my skin color. Glad to know I am not the only one though.

Simpsons?

 

[nun]

water so damn good idk how u do it man

 

[Chifuyu]

Simpsons?

No, I'm just a shitskin.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

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Me neither

 

[Bezoul]

So you had to taste shit first, to find out water tastes like shit... Damn

no but I usually drink sweet drinks to mask the taste of it I lost around 5 teeths due to cavity

Mine are yellow because I want it to match my skin color. Glad to know I am not the only one though.

My skin is much more yellow than yours since I am north african

 

[Chifuyu]

water so damn good idk how u do it man

I survive on chai and coke zero (replaced it with iced tea now).

 

[Chifuyu]

Thoughts, bhai? @dxm

 

[Chifuyu]

Me neither

But you seem so healthy! What is your secret?

 

[Fart Reaper]

no but I usually drink sweet drinks to mask the taste of it I lost around 5 teeths due to cavity



My skin is much more yellow than yours since I am north african

Water mogs every liquid when your thirsty or just came from intense cardio

 

[nun]

I survive on chai and coke zero (replaced it with iced tea now).

i drink soda every so often nowadays and the feeling it leaves on my teeth makes me feral. i also feel like i get mega dehydrated after every sip. water, my beloved… i crave her even now…

 

[Fart Reaper]

But you seem so healthy! What is your secret?

G-E-N-E-T-I-C-S

 

[Chifuyu]

no but I usually drink sweet drinks to mask the taste of it I lost around 5 teeths due to cavity



My skin is much more yellow than yours since I am north african

I would say your skin is white. Almost all of the Moroccans here are white-skinned. But only outside. Indoors they become yellow af.

 

[Deleted Member 70940]

Thoughts, bhai? @dxm

yea.. really good.. thread.. bhai... wow...

 

[Bezoul]

I would say your skin is white. Almost all of the Moroccans here are white-skinned. But only outside. Indoors they become yellow af.

u saw me?!?!

 

[Chifuyu]

i drink soda every so often nowadays and the feeling it leaves on my teeth makes me feral. i also feel like i get mega dehydrated after every sip. water, my beloved… i crave her even now…

Funny how that works. Water is your beloved meanwhile it is my enemy. What kinda soda do you drink? I like root beer the most.

 

[Chifuyu]

G-E-N-E-T-I-C-S

My genetics are quite good but I am a truecel anyway.

 

[Chifuyu]

yea.. really good.. thread.. bhai... wow...

 

[Chifuyu]

u saw me?!?!

No I haven't but if you are nafri then it most likely apply to you too.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

But you seem so healthy! What is your secret?

Eggs and a coke zero mini

 

[nun]

Funny how that works. Water is your beloved meanwhile it is my enemy. What kinda soda do you drink? I like root beer the most.

100% prefer root beer the most. i occasionally drink coke becuz my husband gets it. i hardly drink it though. i will take a sip of my husband’s when we eat at a sit down restaurant before immediately hiccuping and fighting demons tryna stop. i feel like i get the appeal and had i had access to it more when i was younger, i would be a soda fiend. i also think my medicine making me dehydrated 24/7 makes water all that much more better

 

[Chifuyu]

Eggs and a coke zero mini

Ffs I don't have any eggs because I am a moid.

 

[Hibiscus]

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Why?

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

Mogs me

 

[Hibiscus]

Same haha, my teeth are literally dark brown and acidic, full of plaques, when I drink water it tastes so shit

Ew

 

[Bezoul]

Ew

incel shaming in big 25

 

[Chifuyu]

100% prefer root beer the most. i occasionally drink coke becuz my husband gets it. i hardly drink it though. i will take a sip of my husband’s when we eat at a sit down restaurant before immediately hiccuping and fighting demons tryna stop. i feel like i get the appeal and had i had access to it more when i was younger, i would be a soda fiend. i also think my medicine making me dehydrated 24/7 makes water all that much more better

Interesting, everyone I know despises root beer. They say it tastes like toothpaste. Maybe it's because root beer isn't widely sold here, let alone consumed. You may have a point, I had a lot of access to soda when I was younger. Are you going to let your future kids have access to soda?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Ffs I don't have any eggs because I am a moid.

Tsk tsk tsk

 

[Hibiscus]

incel shaming in big 25

Always

 

[Chifuyu]

Why?

Because I don't like the taste of vegetables. I don't mind eating fruit as I like many but I never do it on my own accord. Only when I am forced to.

 

[Chifuyu]

Mogs me

Tales from Rome!

 

[Hibiscus]

Because I don't like the taste of vegetables. I don't mind eating fruit as I like many but I never do it on my own accord. Only when I am forced to.

Okay then i force you to do it plus drink water

 

[Chifuyu]

Tsk tsk tsk

Is that the zoomer version of "ba dum tss"?

 

[Chifuyu]

Okay then i force you to do it plus drink water

I guess you hate me after all.

 

[Chifuyu]

erm are you kidding me?

Just seeing this. No, I am not, sir.

 

[Hibiscus]

I guess you hate me after all.

Noo pookie i love you the most

 

[ey88]

I just eat meat Diet Coke and coffee and cereal

 

[Incognito]

Same haha, my teeth are literally dark brown and acidic, full of plaques, when I drink water it tastes so shit

Drinking water tastes bad because your mouth turned it into poison on contact.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Is that the zoomer version of "ba dum tss"?

No but I enjoy saying ba dum tsss

 

[Chifuyu]

Noo pookie i love you the most

 

[Incognito]

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Healthmax with me Bhai.

 

[zygos]

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So what do u eat den

 

[Bezoul]

Always

Based

Drinking water tastes bad because your mouth turned it into poison on contact.

yup

 

[Hibiscus]

Mwah x 1000000

 

[Chifuyu]

I just eat meat Diet Coke and coffee and cereal

raw meat?

 

[Chifuyu]

Drinking water tastes bad because your mouth turned it into poison on contact.

Hey chaddam. Assalamualeykum warahmatullahi wabarakatu.