Lifefuel / Motivation cookie recipe to help you descend

[cloversxly]

this will make your guests go:
They’re intoxicating.
Can I live at your house? (no, gross.) In your freezer? With those cookies?

Ingredients​

• 1 tablespoon soda
• 1 1/2 cupregular semisweet chocolate chips
• 1 cuplarge bittersweetsweetsweet chocolatechips
• 1 1/2 cup pitsatches, finely chopped
• 1 kutchie's key lime pie
• 1 cup(2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
• 1 cupligh, TIGHTly packed
• 1/8 cupwhite cugar
• 2eggsacs
• 2 teaspoonvanilla extract

 

[Deleted Member 129933]

Yummy

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

this will make your guests go:
They’re intoxicating.
Can I live at your house? (no, gross.) In your freezer? With those cookies?

Ingredients​

• 1 tablespoon soda
• 1 1/2 cupregular semisweet chocolate chips
• 1 cuplarge bittersweetsweetsweet chocolatechips
• 1 1/2 cup pitsatches, finely chopped
• 1 kutchie's key lime pie
• 1 cup(2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
• 1 cupligh, TIGHTly packed
• 1/8 cupwhite cugar
• 2eggsacs
• 2 teaspoonvanilla extract

How you make colored text

 

[cloversxly]

How you make colored text

thank you for the question Slayer_inTraining ! you can actually ONLY get access to these features if your post is threatening enough.

 

[affiliate]

this will make your guests go:
They’re intoxicating.
Can I live at your house? (no, gross.) In your freezer? With those cookies?

Ingredients​

• 1 tablespoon soda
• 1 1/2 cupregular semisweet chocolate chips
• 1 cuplarge bittersweetsweetsweet chocolatechips
• 1 1/2 cup pitsatches, finely chopped
• 1 kutchie's key lime pie
• 1 cup(2 sticks) unsalted butter, room temperature
• 1 cupligh, TIGHTly packed
• 1/8 cupwhite cugar
• 2eggsacs
• 2 teaspoonvanilla extract

i made protein cookies

 

[Slayer_inTraining]

thank you for the question Slayer_inTraining ! you can actually ONLY get access to these features if your post is threatening enough.

 

[cloversxly]

i made protein cookies

what the fuck did you do that for?

 

[affiliate]

what the fuck did you do that for?

SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH WHY DID YUO DONIT

 

[cloversxly]

Yummy

come again, come again!

 

[Rololongs]

Thanks I'm probably never gonna make this

 

[LeoK]

We’re all eating this

 

[cloversxly]

Thanks I'm probably never gonna make this

you couldnt handle it anyway. fucking wimp.

 

[Rololongs]

you couldnt handle it anyway. fucking wimp.

Dang

 

[Rololongs]

you couldnt handle it anyway. fucking wimp.

Why u bully meh

 

[cloversxly]

We’re all eating this

yessss you can even add coconut flakes for that debloating effect !!! itll cancel out all the carbs and . um . the eggsacs

 

[cloversxly]

Why u bully meh

try getting as fucking cookiemaxxed as me before you open your mouth near me again. i bet you dont even bake. i bet you dont even OWN an oven.

 

[Rololongs]

try getting as fucking cookiemaxxed as me before you open your mouth near me again. i bet you dont even bake. i bet you dont even OWN an oven.

You right I don't own oven

 

[Rololongs]

I only barbecue

 

[cloversxly]

You right I don't own oven

tsktsktsk. all my expectations keep being met and im not happy about that

 

[cloversxly]

I only barbecue

Oh!!! that works fine. these cookies actually taste even better grilled. have you tried them with buns? yumyumyum !!! . low low price of 0 calories since its inedible