Lifefuel / Motivation DANDELIONS SLAY STORY GTFIH

[Dandelions]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

 

[Dandelions]

@_x11 @isntnotrepellent @chudlite67 @nervous @foidslayer @UMTN

 

[zero]

dnr ur a fakecel

 

[Dandelions]

dnr ur a fakecel

Fakecel in Pyongyang maybe. I’m a truecel unfortunately

 

[zero]

Fakecel in Pyongyang maybe. I’m a truecel unfortunately

can we take over and publicly execute all fakecels

 

[foidslayer]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

chad ramblings

did read im proud son

 

[Dandelions]

can we take over and publicly execute all fakecels

Yeah, starting off with YOU

chad ramblings

did read im proud son

Thank you my Chad friend I love you bro let’s get some alo waist trainers soon

 

[chudlite67]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

holy chad ramblings
im like happy for you i guess..

 

[zero]

Yeah, starting off with YOU

in what universe am i a fakecel

 

[Dandelions]

in what universe am i a fakecel

In this one. I know for a fact you’re HTN+

holy chad ramblings
im like happy for you i guess..

Haha thank you my friend. TRUE STACY

 

[Deleted Member 118059]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

w victim story

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

First this n*****s 14, then hes 24, now hes 17


mirin tho

 

[zero]

In this one. I know for a fact you’re HTN+

im a khhv neet

 

[chudlite67]

Haha thank you my friend. TRUE STACY

I am not Stacy :/ but no worries bro

 

[Dandelions]

w victim story

First this n*****s 14, then hes 24, now hes 17


mirin tho

I just joke about my age a lot jfl, I’m actually 17. Thank you bhai

I am not Stacy :/ but no worries bro

Yes you are chudlite67. Never lose hope bud

im a khhv neet

But you’re HTN which means you’re a fakecel

 

[The Centipede]

I am not Stacy :/ but no worries bro

You’re a cute one. My dad would probably kidnap you x

 

[Ladiesman217]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

When dandelions pull out we all getting gold

 

[chudlite67]

Yes you are chudlite67. Never lose hope bud

Yeah ok I guess I still have infinite smv or whatever

 

[zaycism]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

How good do u look wtf
Mirin hard wallahi

 

[chudlite67]

You’re a cute one. My dad would probably kidnap you x

Thanks bro, is your dad hot?
+ Need to hit the pubs with you

 

[The Centipede]

Thanks bro, is your dad hot?
+ Need to hit the pubs with you

He looks a lot like Johnny Depp. To the point that I once mistook Depp for my dad in Leicester Square

 

[chudlite67]

He looks a lot like Johnny Depp. To the point that I once mistook Depp for my dad in Leicester Square

Alright well I’m available to be kidnapped

 

[Dandelions]

You’re a cute one. My dad would probably kidnap you x

Balrighttt

When dandelions pull out we all getting gold

???

Yeah ok I guess I still have infinite smv or whatever

Exactly! That’s the best part

How good do u look wtf
Mirin hard wallahi

I’m MTN and 6’1, nothing special

Alright well I’m available to be kidnapped

Bazalrightttt worse than Epstein

 

[tami_26]

I’m actually proud go get em tiger

 

[Pinksunglasses]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

Aye better then me

 

[Dandelions]

Aye better then me

You mog me to oblivion and it’s not even close

I’m actually proud go get em tiger

Thank you kittysaar I went from making vent threads on here about wanting to rope and that I’d die a virgin to doing ts, in less than 2 years. I’ll never say it’s over again

 

[chudlite67]

Bazalrightttt worse than Epstein

Sorry right now I’m just feeling vulnerable and desperate

 

[tami_26]

You mog me to oblivion and it’s not even close

Thank you kittysaar I went from making vent threads on here about wanting to rope and that I’d die a virgin to doing ts, in less than 2 years. I’ll never say it’s over again

Twinski we ALL thought it was over at some point

 

[icnone]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

dawg finally ascended

 

[Pinksunglasses]

You mog me to oblivion and it’s not even close

Thank you kittysaar I went from making vent threads on here about wanting to rope and that I’d die a virgin to doing ts, in less than 2 years. I’ll never say it’s over again

YOOO BRO U CHANGING LIVES DAMN RESPECT BRO

 

[Dandelions]

dawg finally ascended

I lost my virginity months ago mane

Twinski we ALL thought it was over at some point

Trvth nvke

Sorry right now I’m just feeling vulnerable and desperate

Let me holla at ya

 

[Dandelions]

YOOO BRO U CHANGING LIVES DAMN RESPECT BRO

Thank you my bro nah you seriously mog me though to oblivion, like you look way better than me. You’re gonna be doing ts on the daily soon

 

[tospaks]

total fakecel death

 

[Pinksunglasses]

Thank you my bro nah you seriously mog me though to oblivion, like you look way better than me. You’re gonna be doing ts on the daily soon

Nah idc abt slaying man I js care abt making friends bro

 

[Dandelions]

Nah idc abt slaying man I js care abt making friends bro

That’s what it’s all about in the end!

total fakecel death

I’m not a fakecel mane I’m literally MTN. Anyone can do this

 

[chudlite67]

Let me holla at ya

Ok perfect

 

[icnone]

I lost my virginity months ago mane

wtf kittysaar I thought you were an incel all along

 

[Dandelions]

Ok perfect

You’d let a brother holla at ya?

wtf kittysaar I thought you were an incel all along

Kittysaar no way I’m roping

 

[LAKHA]

This is peak

 

[LAKHA]

Need more storytelling

 

[Dandelions]

This is peak View attachment 362167

Thank you kittysaar

 

[Dandelions]

View attachment 362168
Need more storytelling

How did bro spawn this image in

 

[chudlite67]

You’d let a brother holla at ya?

Yeah besides my actual brother of course

 

[Dandelions]

Yeah besides my actual brother of course

Shiet Imma slide in those DMs then

 

[The Centipede]

You mog me to oblivion and it’s not even close

Thank you kittysaar I went from making vent threads on here about wanting to rope and that I’d die a virgin to doing ts, in less than 2 years. I’ll never say it’s over again

(Sammy’s dad here) Your arse-hole is getting stretched, Faggit.

 

[Dandelions]

(Sammy’s dad here) Your arse-hole is getting stretched, Faggit.

Balllllllllrrrrrrrrrriiiiiiiggggggghhhhhhhtttttttttt

 

[Dandelions]

(Sammy’s dad here) Your arse-hole is getting stretched, Faggit.

 

[Fattiepattiecookie]

Highkenuinely chad ramblings.
either way im so happy for u bhai, I'm glad u had a good time

 

[Dandelions]

Highkenuinely chad ramblings.
either way im so happy for u bhai, I'm glad u had a good time

Thank you Kittysaar We’re all gonna make it brah

 

[_x11]

Baller as fuck

 

[nacerskates]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

lucky man