Lifefuel / Motivation DANDELIONS SLAY STORY GTFIH

[True Spaniard]

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

Having a girl by your side at a party is such a cheatcode man, genuinely ascends you 2 psl in every foids eyes, mirin very hard gng

 

[Dandelions]

lucky man

Yeah I’m only a 6’1 MTN, ts is outlier

Baller as fuck

- Literal slayer

 

[Dandelions]

Having a girl by your side at a party is such a cheatcode man, genuinely ascends you 2 psl in every foids eyes, mirin very hard gng

100% bro, this is the first time I experienced pre-selection. Ts is genuinely INSANE. It needs to be nerfed asap

 

[isntnotrepellent]

That’s my bro I’m so proud of you made me smile the whole way and w friend for pushing u mirin

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

 

[Dandelions]

That’s my bro I’m so proud of you made me smile the whole way and w friend for pushing u mirin

Thank you bhai Def a goated wingman, if he ain’t do that I would’ve went home empty that night

 

[isntnotrepellent]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

Was it ur first time making out?

 

[Dandelions]

Was it ur first time making out?

Nah I’ve done it several times with different girls

 

[isntnotrepellent]

Nah I’ve done it several times with different girls

Wait how old are u and how many bodies bro mirin

 

[Dandelions]

Wait how old are u and how many bodies bro mirin

I’m 17 and 2 bhai, thank you

 

[Lucario]

Do you guys actually walk past people and rate them mentally.

 

[Dandelions]

Do you guys actually walk past people and rate them mentally.

I’VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I JOINED THIS BULLSHIT COMMUNITY BACK IN 2022. EVERY CONVO I HAVE I FOCUS MORE ON THE PERSONS RATIOS RATHER THAN WHAT THEYRE SAYING

 

[isntnotrepellent]

I’VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I JOINED THIS BULLSHIT COMMUNITY BACK IN 2022. EVERY CONVO I HAVE I FOCUS MORE ON THE PERSONS RATIOS RATHER THAN WHAT THEYRE SAYING

I’ve never done this or I think so and I’ve been in the looksmaxxing space since 2023

 

[Lucario]

I’VE BEEN DOING IT SINCE I JOINED THIS BULLSHIT COMMUNITY BACK IN 2022. EVERY CONVO I HAVE I FOCUS MORE ON THE PERSONS RATIOS RATHER THAN WHAT THEYRE SAYING

Stop yelling at me.

 

[Lucario]

I’ve never done this or I think so and I’ve been in the looksmaxxing space since 2023

I’ve never done this either and I’ve been here since 2023 also.

I think I do this to myself rather than others.t

 

[isntnotrepellent]

I’ve never done this either and I’ve been here since 2023 also.

I think I do this to myself rather than others.t

Yeah same
@Dandelions did u get rated mtn here or on org

 

[Dandelions]

Stop yelling at me.

LET IT BE A LESSON FOR YOUR NEXT LIFE

I’ve never done this either and I’ve been here since 2023 also.

I think I do this to myself rather than others.t

BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE

Yeah same
@Dandelions did u get rated mtn here or on org

ON HERE AND IRL

 

[isntnotrepellent]

LET IT BE A LESSON FOR YOUR NEXT LIFE

BRVTAL TRVTH NVKE

ON HERE AND IRL

Damn I wanna slay I can’t speak to girls

 

[Dandelions]

Damn I wanna slay I can’t speak to girls

JUST GO TO FUNCTIONS MAN

 

[isntnotrepellent]

JUST GO TO FUNCTIONS MAN

Bro I get girls but i don’t know how to speak so obv when u know u literally hear them foids speaking bro I just have no clue bro

Unless im in my Damon Salvatore mood ig

 

[Dandelions]

Bro I get girls but i don’t know how to speak so obv when u know u literally hear them foids speaking bro I just have no clue bro

Unless im in my Damon Salvatore mood ig

YOU JUST GOTTA BE CONFIDENT BRO

 

[sams872]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

"kill all fakecells" ig bro

 

[Dandelions]

"kill all fakecells" ig bro

KILL ALL FAKECELS

 

[sams872]

KILL ALL FAKECELS

Ima slime you out with me

 

[lowkeydeadoutside]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

whatever n***a

 

[nervous]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

too bad im subhuman and will never relate

 

[Luxe]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

You guys didn’t fuck?

 

[Dandelions]

You guys didn’t fuck?

Yes we did

too bad im subhuman and will never relate

- Pushing True Adam btw

 

[Luxe]

Yes we did

 

[Dandelions]

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Thank you my bro

 

[knightmaxxer]

Sorry right now I’m just feeling vulnerable and desperate

aint we all

 

[knightmaxxer]

So I’m chilling at my house watching the Spurs Thunder game 7 (Spurs won, nice), and my female friend texts me asking to go a function. I lowkey didn’t wanna go, but she kept begging me so I just went.

We pull up to the func and I’m just chilling with the homies for an hour. I walk around and a girl calls me over and tells me her friend thinks I’m cute. I peep the girl and it’s a white MTB with a nice body, I’m mirin very hard. I ask for her age and she says she’s 19, I’m 17. I walk away but the homie (W man’s) pushes me back to her and tells me to stop being a pussy. I get her instagram and chat it up a bit before going back to the homies.

I chill with the homies for a good minute and then I see her again. I decided fuck it and I just wrap my arm around her. It was a pool party, so I asked to swim with her and she says yes. We get in the pool and we’re hitting it off.

We get out, and it’s really cold so she asks if I wanna go back to her car and get a sweater. I obviously say yes.

We get to her car and she tells me I can chill in her back seat. I get in her backseat and she gets in too. And yeah, a good time was had.

She brought me back home and we had a nice 20 min make out session before she had to leave.

Also, holy fuck at the amount of IOIs I was getting JFL. Every girl I walked by would be looking me dead in the eyes

genuinely how the fuck do you even get invited to functions man im 17 too i aint get invited to ANYTHING

 

[chudlite67]

genuinely how the fuck do you even get invited to functions man im 17 too i aint get invited to ANYTHING

I’m a social outcast but I still got invited to things by association bc my friends were more extroverted and cool

 

[knightmaxxer]

I’m a social outcast but I still got invited to things by association bc my friends were more extroverted and cool

yeah thats also how i get invited to things (whenever that once in a blue moon thing happens) my friends are more extroverted but they aren’t like, party people. they invite me to stuff like hiking or gel balling which IS fun but honestly id atleast like to try partying

 

[Dandelions]

genuinely how the fuck do you even get invited to functions man im 17 too i aint get invited to ANYTHING

Partiful bro, theres also a chance you just have a shitty environment where funcs aren’t posted

I’m a social outcast but I still got invited to things by association bc my friends were more extroverted and cool

Yeah, that’s how I got to my first function. Had an extroverted friend put me on

 

[chudlite67]

yeah thats also how i get invited to things (whenever that once in a blue moon thing happens) my friends are more extroverted but they aren’t like, party people. they invite me to stuff like hiking or gel balling which IS fun but honestly id atleast like to try partying

Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna get invited to parties anymore bc I don’t have many friends anymore :3 but if I did I would take u

 

[arrowsinmyback]

dnr ur a fakecel

kill all fakecels with massive chainsaws

 

[Faster&Harder]

Mirin u dandelions bhai

 

[arrowsinmyback]

Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna get invited to parties anymore bc I don’t have many friends anymore :3 but if I did I would take u

make friends blud

 

[chudlite67]

make friends blud

I’m retarded

 

[arrowsinmyback]

I’m retarded

so am i socially
theres always a chance flarg

 

[chudlite67]

so am i socially
theres always a chance flarg

You’re right I make it work most of the time

 

[arrowsinmyback]

You’re right I make it work most of the time

still so much time as well

 

[knightmaxxer]

Yeah I don’t think I’m gonna get invited to parties anymore bc I don’t have many friends anymore :3

damn, that sucks. hope you can find more people, inshallah 2027 will be our year of fraternisation n shit

but if I did I would take u

aw thanks

 

[knightmaxxer]

Partiful bro, theres also a chance you just have a shitty environment where funcs aren’t posted

Yeah, that’s how I got to my first function. Had an extroverted friend put me on

partiful? what

 

[knightmaxxer]

partiful? what

oooohhhhhhhhhh its an app, yeah i doubt itd be used in my area, us aussies usually have our own apps for parties and functions n shit

 

[chudlite67]

damn, that sucks. hope you can find more people, inshallah 2027 will be our year of fraternisation n shit


aw thanks

Ya I think I’m getting there kinda :3 today I was speaking to these 2 guys and a girl :3 idk how it went but I think it was ok

 

[Dandelions]

oooohhhhhhhhhh its an app, yeah i doubt itd be used in my area, us aussies usually have our own apps for parties and functions n shit

Yeah, I figured. I’m ngl man, you’re just gonna have to become friends with extroverted NTs

 

[knightmaxxer]

Yeah, I figured. I’m ngl man, you’re just gonna have to become friends with extroverted NTs

fuuuuuuuuuuuuhk…. ok maybe after i ascend lmao

 

[arrowsinmyback]

fuuuuuuuuuuuuhk…. ok maybe after i ascend lmao

possible for mtn
u wanna develop your social skills before ascension anyway, dont keep the same mindset

 

[knightmaxxer]

Ya I think I’m getting there kinda :3 today I was speaking to these 2 guys and a girl :3 idk how it went but I think it was ok

same, ive been slowly getting better at actually asking people to hang out lol