Dear Elliot, if I was your father

[Deleted Member 87111]

If I was Elliot’s father I wouldn’t hold him back from all the content he wants to watch. I would let him watch Shane Dawson and James Charles on his iPad starting at age 1 hopefully turning him gay so he can chill out and not murder and kill for fun. I would be responsible for my little baby son and vaccinate him twice. I would have him circumcised extra so he knows how hard it is to grow up with a woman’s clitoris. If I was your father Elliot you would be a trans swimmer, the best and you would smash all the girl’s championships and records. You would be just like your father a total athletic nasty physical beast

 

[SILVER]

This is amazing.

 

[mus]

where do i sign up

 

[Thebird]

níggER

 

[marblesoup]

ER happy ending