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Yester when i was edging to my selfies (as i usually do), i spotted something from the corner of my eye. I instantly recognized its shape and movement, it was my mortal enemy mami. It was a roly poly, crawling over the floor of my room. I jolted up and grabbed that nga lightning speed like the flash or some shit, as a matter of fact i was so fast, i did actually flash him. Carried that roly poly motherfuck straight to the toilet and waterboarded that lil bitch ass insect.
But here the real story begins. So while i looked down on this n***a squirming in the water, i felt the urge to do something devious, almost Satanic (@ImVerySatanic). I decided to take a piss right on this vermins future corpse. Here's the catch though, my cock was rock hard from edging to myself but i didnt give it a second thought.
And when i started pissing i realized i had made a grave mistake, this nga must have been the roly poly god cause the second i started pissing i have one high pressure stream painting my wall, and i have a thick stream of piss somehow and someway ignoring gravity, just to slide all over my hand trying to restrain this painting rod from pissing right into the ceiling.
But trust, i wrestled that beast and eventually got it under controll but at the end of that i realized, that roly poly genuinely must have cursed me on some 666 shit.
But its no stress, cause i drowned that nga, and my wall, in my special lemon gatorade. Forget ImVerySatanic, atp i killed a high level demon. Death by Piss. Its ImVerySaintly from now on, comprende amigos? Basically, my piss is holy water.
(High level pissers) @Almighty Sigma Wolf @submissivechud @arya @Ghoultune
But here the real story begins. So while i looked down on this n***a squirming in the water, i felt the urge to do something devious, almost Satanic (@ImVerySatanic). I decided to take a piss right on this vermins future corpse. Here's the catch though, my cock was rock hard from edging to myself but i didnt give it a second thought.
And when i started pissing i realized i had made a grave mistake, this nga must have been the roly poly god cause the second i started pissing i have one high pressure stream painting my wall, and i have a thick stream of piss somehow and someway ignoring gravity, just to slide all over my hand trying to restrain this painting rod from pissing right into the ceiling.
But trust, i wrestled that beast and eventually got it under controll but at the end of that i realized, that roly poly genuinely must have cursed me on some 666 shit.
But its no stress, cause i drowned that nga, and my wall, in my special lemon gatorade. Forget ImVerySatanic, atp i killed a high level demon. Death by Piss. Its ImVerySaintly from now on, comprende amigos? Basically, my piss is holy water.
(High level pissers) @Almighty Sigma Wolf @submissivechud @arya @Ghoultune
