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how to turn your balls into a belt buckle guys I don't know when the last time your balls had some adequate sunlight but sunbathing your balls is vital now listen the ball sack belt buckle is pretty easy it's when you put on a pair of pants and then you going to keep your dick in your pants but you're going to reach down and you going to grab your nuts you going to pull your balls out over the waistband of your pants and you're going to drop them hoes drop them hoes right there in front of your goddamn belt buckle if they big enough it should cover up the whole belt buckle if you got small balls it might look like a button regardless go on about your day go grocery shopping go sightseeing go do whatever the fuck you want to do and when them bitches start staring because them hoes will be staring treat them hoes just like they treat us say hey eyes up here now look we all know bitches love a good dick print but what if you ain't got enough dick to print well a good old ball at belt buckle could put you at the front of the line and if the cops come questioning you just say you got a big outie belly button and it slipped out game is game