Did anyone elses parents not teach them to shower

[The cat from The Matrix]

Istg those mfs just put me in and said make sure u wash ur butt mf I was probably just running the soap bar on my cheeks like a hot wheel

 

[Drownedwithhim]

Istg those mfs just put me in and said make sure u wash ur butt mf I was probably just running the soap bar on my cheeks like a hot wheel

Now I'm confused are u not supposed to use ur body as a hot wheel track ??

 

[BigDihDiddy]

 

[ey88]

Idk I don’t shower

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Now I'm confused are u not supposed to use ur body as a hot wheel track ??

I dont think it's the optimal way to get rid of germs unfortunately

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Idk I don’t shower

I have to because I have catholic guilt

 

[neverlookback]

Is this shower thing some kind of inside joke I'm not aware of?

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Just ur hands for ur body is actually fucking crazy

 

[Sovvton]

they only taught me golden showers.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Is this shower thing some kind of inside joke I'm not aware of?

Yeah don't worry the cia is just monitoring my device rn

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

they only taught me golden showers.

I let out a reaction in real life but I'm not sure if it was a laugh or a sob

 

[Drownedwithhim]

Just ur hands for ur body is actually fucking crazy

I've been doing that since my sister used MY LOOFA

 

[Drownedwithhim]

they only taught me golden showers.

I giggled

 

[NARCISSlST]

Just ur hands for ur body is actually fucking crazy

n***a wdym by this

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

n***a wdym by this

Bro who tf just uses their hands use a wash cloth or a loofah

 

[ey88]

Bro who tf just uses their hands use a wash cloth or a loofah

Bro why do n*****s and spics always use this shit

I’ve never met a white person who doesn’t just use their hands

 

[NARCISSlST]

Bro who tf just uses their hands use a wash cloth or a loofah

ethnics u use the same cloth for ur asshole then put it on the rest of ur body

 

[Sovvton]

I let out a reaction in real life but I'm not sure if it was a laugh or a sob

so did i when it first happened.

 

[NARCISSlST]

Bro why do n*****s and spics always use this shit

I’ve never met a white person who doesn’t just use their hands

legit it’s some type of cope to be “cleaner” makes no fukcing sense

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Bro why do n*****s and spics always use this shit

I’ve never met a white person who doesn’t just use their hands

ethnics u use the same cloth for ur asshole then put it on the rest of ur body

IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW I NEED A PERSON OF COLOR @Sovvton

 

[ey88]

legit it’s some type of cope to be “cleaner” makes no fukcing sense

Dude I barely even use soap I just let the water wash me off

 

[Schizotypalcel]

I seriously haven't showered in 2 months

 

[NARCISSlST]

IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW I NEED A PERSON OF COLOR @Sovvton

dirty coloured person

 

[Drownedwithhim]

Bro why do n*****s and spics always use this shit

I’ve never met a white person who doesn’t just use their hands

I used to only use a loofah until my SISTER FUCKING USED IT

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Dude I barely even use soap I just let the water wash me off

IM GONNA CRY

 

[NARCISSlST]

I seriously haven't showered in 2 months

u got smegma?

 

[Sovvton]

IM SO FUCKING SCARED RIGHT NOW I NEED A PERSON OF COLOR @Sovvton

holy shit im caging

how are you supposed to scrape off dead skin cells, bacteria and dirt without a loofah

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

holy shit im caging

how are you supposed to scrape off dead skin cells, bacteria and dirt without a loofah

African net sponge mogs

 

[NARCISSlST]

holy shit im caging

how are you supposed to scrape off dead skin cells, bacteria and dirt without a loofah

n***a who gaf as long as u don’t smell like shit ur chilling plus i’m pretty sure that shit degrades ur natural skin barrier

 

[Schizotypalcel]

u got smegma?

 

[Kingdom of Lotharingia]

Istg those mfs just put me in and said make sure u wash ur butt mf I was probably just running the soap bar on my cheeks like a hot wheel

Bait.

 

[NARCISSlST]

African net sponge mogs

put on ignore

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Do you???

 

[ey88]

holy shit im caging

how are you supposed to scrape off dead skin cells, bacteria and dirt without a loofah

That’s what soap is for n****r

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

put on ignore

If you knew my entire hygiene routine I think you'd faint

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Do you???

u got smegma?

Guy's why can't it be.

'Omg ik you are lying!'

No n****r i don't have fucking smegma i wash my john

 

[NARCISSlST]

If you knew my entire hygiene routine I think you'd faint

mine is just wake up and when i can be bothered brush my teeth then shower after gym

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Guy's why can't it be.

'Omg ik you are lying!'

No n****r i don't have fucking smegma i wash my john

Who's john

 

[Schizotypalcel]

Who's john

I would fuck my avi

 

[NARCISSlST]

I would fuck my avi

water

 

[Sovvton]

African net sponge mogs

psyop

n***a who gaf as long as u don’t smell like shit ur chilling plus i’m pretty sure that shit degrades ur natural skin barrier

water no one cares how you wash as long as you dont stink

That’s what soap is for n****r

luka getting cooked by ant edwards btw

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I would fuck my avi

Aweeee

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

psyop

I need to scrub my back or else the pimples will come back

 

[Deleted Member 68145]

How in the world would they have taught me if they never learnt it themselves? Think. Use your brain. I seriously doubt that even if they knew how they would teach me. I am proudly shower-free for 26 years. I feel better than ever.

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

@holalola

 

[NARCISSlST]

@holalola

omg u guys don’t use a pressure washer in ur balls

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

omg u guys don’t use a pressure washer in ur balls

I loves you bro

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

omg u guys don’t use a pressure washer in ur balls

I’m gonna put u on timeout for a bit u nasty bulldog

 

[Deleted Member 38468]

n***a who gaf as long as u don’t smell like shit ur chilling plus i’m pretty sure that shit degrades ur natural skin barrier

n***a walking around with dead skin flakes

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

I’m gonna put u on timeout for a bit u nasty bulldog

30 percent warning tbh