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Here's the perfect human diet.
1. Minimal fish consumption
2. Don't eat fruit or meat. Meat gives you heart attacks and fruit gives you diabetes.
3. The best protein sources are tofu and seitan.
4. There's no such thing as too much beans or lentils.
5. Beans, lentils, grains, and rices should be 90% of your calories. Try to get at least 120 grams of fiber a day. Bloating is a sign of health.
6. Don't drink water. Almond milk and quinoa milk are hydrating enough.
7. The best kind of fat is Linoleic acid. With every meal, cook with grapeseed oil. Monounsaturated and saturated fatty acid consumption will give you a premature death.
8. The only animal based food you should eat should be limited fish, and krill.
This diet is entirely consistent with what humans evolved eating.
1. Minimal fish consumption
2. Don't eat fruit or meat. Meat gives you heart attacks and fruit gives you diabetes.
3. The best protein sources are tofu and seitan.
4. There's no such thing as too much beans or lentils.
5. Beans, lentils, grains, and rices should be 90% of your calories. Try to get at least 120 grams of fiber a day. Bloating is a sign of health.
6. Don't drink water. Almond milk and quinoa milk are hydrating enough.
7. The best kind of fat is Linoleic acid. With every meal, cook with grapeseed oil. Monounsaturated and saturated fatty acid consumption will give you a premature death.
8. The only animal based food you should eat should be limited fish, and krill.
This diet is entirely consistent with what humans evolved eating.
