Do non edible things still have calories?

[draftLexy]

If i was sooooo hungry and started going nam nam on my king sized mega mansion matress willl it have calories and if so how many?
Like if i wanted to cut up my door snd eat it a matress surely will have more calories then a door.

If you were to eat the back of a porcelin toilet for your birthday how many calories will that be overall?

 

[Beanermaxxer]

Not always, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Never eat uranium tho, one gram has 20 billion calories

 

[NARCISSlST]

everything has energy and small vibrations, except for cock come eat some cock tbh

 

[prosperity]

If i was sooooo hungry and started going nam nam on my king sized mega mansion matress willl it have calories and if so how many?
Like if i wanted to cut up my door snd eat it a matress surely will have more calories then a door.

If you were to eat the back of a porcelin toilet for your birthday how many calories will that be overall?

it would give u nothing

 

[draftLexy]

I would love to eat a bowl of hot electrical wires but i dont really know what the calorie content would be i feel like they would be less the regular spaggeti but i feel likt it would still have some sorta calories

 

[draftLexy]

it would give u nothing

Its just odd to think about because its not made up of fat or protein or carbs even, so where are the calories coming from if you were to lets say eat your moms favorite picture

 

[Penalizer69]

Not always, I wouldn’t worry about it.

Never eat uranium tho, one gram has 20 billion calories

Plans fucking ruined cheers mate

 

[Deleted Member 61421]

If your body can’t digest it then it has no calories, calories are relative, for example fibre has calories to animals that can digest it, we get no calories from fibre because we cannot digest it

 

[Penalizer69]

Its just odd to think about because its not made up of fat or protein or carbs even, so where are the calories coming from if you were to lets say eat your moms favorite picture

You're made up of calories think about that

 

[prosperity]

If your body can’t digest it then it has no calories, calories are relative, for example fibre has calories to animals that can digest it, we get no calories from fibre because we cannot digest it

exactly

 

[draftLexy]

Ima make a experminet guys wait back for results

If your body can’t digest it then it has no calories, calories are relative, for example fibre has calories to animals that can digest it, we get no calories from fibre because we cannot digest it