Experience !!!DO NOT BE A BOUNCER IF UR UNDER 6'4 240LB!!!

[loox]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

 

[benny]

security at every event i’ve been to has been armed in some way tho tbh

 

[loox]

@splanky what's funny?

 

[splanky]

@splanky what's funny?

nothing loox i js really got a good chuckle or two out of this
i agree completely with this really informative thread

 

[loox]

@endofkittypuppy @rcoqui07 @Lily2026 @aquamarine1488 @stazia @Thinasadime @Weanie @s0l4rflare @Haurucky @sereneleux @stfucoochie69 @strawberrymango @minxfrz @pawmog @cassssssss @Fattiepattiecookie @leea @tacha_rskl @karo124 @l.nnie21.0 @zaycism @.kaliessa @MOGFOID @babybecca

 

[loox]

i agree completely with this really informative thread

good

 

[loox]

@Duchesse what's funny polack?

 

[scotfield]

@Duchesse what's funny polack?

tales on celestial empire's level

 

[loox]

@seaweedyum @mallamzaaki @jest @Marthezz @torturei @Thinasadime @moonlight1 @kitti @idkrandomhere @n4evis @MIMI! @LaWi @sparkle @sparkleee @stazia @Taraxxx @.kaliessa @bugeyebaddie @skerdynes @necrotic @Shmitty @IckyVicky

 

[loox]

tales on celestial empire's level

us han vbmernensvh own your women, our dna has high prevelance in your people

 

[scotfield]

us han vbmernensvh own your women, our dna has high prevelance in your people

 

[kitti]

@seaweedyum @mallamzaaki @jest @Marthezz @torturei @Thinasadime @moonlight1 @kitti @idkrandomhere @n4evis @MIMI! @LaWi @sparkle @sparkleee @stazia @Taraxxx @.kaliessa @bugeyebaddie @skerdynes @necrotic @Shmitty @IckyVicky

pretty unfortunate

 

[loox]

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turkic-mongol-steppe warriors own your women, khan chromosones in your women

 

[apatheia]

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I don't know what either of you guys are talking about, but the average height in China is 5'9"

 

[Princess Cookietune]

@endofkittypuppy @rcoqui07 @Lily2026 @aquamarine1488 @stazia @Thinasadime @Weanie @s0l4rflare @Haurucky @sereneleux @stfucoochie69 @strawberrymango @minxfrz @pawmog @cassssssss @Fattiepattiecookie @leea @tacha_rskl @karo124 @l.nnie21.0 @zaycism @.kaliessa @MOGFOID @babybecca

WHY R U MENTIONING ME IN UR POSTS IM WASNT EVEN ONLINE

 

[loox]

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I don't know what either of you guys are talking about, but the average height in China is 5'9"

@Duchesse what's funny about this, cumskin?

 

[scotfield]

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I don't know what either of you guys are talking about, but the average height in China is 5'9"

idk the study i took was from 2020

 

[apatheia]

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@Duchesse what's funny about this, cumskin?

idk the study i took was from 2020

They must be counting older men or something? Or the study is inaccurate completely. Look at this map:

Average Height by Country 2026

{{LARGEST_COUNTRY}} ranks as the country with the tallest average human height. Compare male and female heights across 195 countries.

worldpopulationreview.com

U.S is blank on the map since it doesn't use imperial but the average is around 5'9" - 5'10"

 

[scotfield]

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They must be counting older men or something? Or the study is inaccurate completely. Look at this map:

Average Height by Country 2026

{{LARGEST_COUNTRY}} ranks as the country with the tallest average human height. Compare male and female heights across 195 countries.

worldpopulationreview.com

U.S is blank on the map since it doesn't use imperial but the average is around 5'9" - 5'10"

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it was from here lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_distribution

 

[apatheia]

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it was from here lol https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Heights_distribution

So, maybe 5'8.1"?

 

[Haurucky]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

Educational

 

[loox]

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[icnone]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

dnr, tldr?

 

[nathanV]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

You aint loox

 

[loox]

You aint loox

JoinedApr 30, 2026

 

[nathanV]

JoinedApr 30, 2026

Dean just let me come back after months

So don’t talk tiktokcel

 

[loox]

Dean just let me come back after months

So don’t talk tiktokcel

I’m legit holding back hard as fuck right now due to the rules on here You’re literally crying for me right now you’re basically my new recruited dumb dog now

 

[nathanV]

I’m legit holding back hard as fuck right now due to the rules on here You’re literally crying for me right now you’re basically my new recruited dumb dog now

?

 

[loox]

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[loox]

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[cenkystar]

some of you mightve heard about clavicular bouncermaxxing to slay and be inspired. ill give an anecdote from the weekend on why you SHOULDNT.

3 of my friends rocked up to the top bar on campus (all 6'5 260lb average rugby jock bullies) and the bouncer checking their ID took a bit too long so they got pissed and pressed him (theyre bullies and on coke) and since there were omly 4 bouncers at the door (6'0-6'3, 180-220lb), all 3 of the rugby jocks bull charged the bouncers and knocked them all out/down and it took like 12 more bouncers inside to finally restrain the 3 jocks.

they ended up getting kicked out and a 1 month ban from the bar, theyre not pressing charges cuz my friends are all super rich trust fund whites

holy shit imagine being a 6'0 190lb bouncer doing your job and you just suddenly get knocked out by 6'5 260lb guys on coke

being a bouncer is a shitty job anyway