Does anyone else develop paternal attachment to shit?

[Deleted member 58641]

Sometimes when the load is so hard and painful to push out

U can’t help but see it as a beautiful baby once it’s done

Sometimes I have to fight parental instincts to push the flush button

I doubt I’m the only one

 

[Deleted member 58641]

@Schizotypalcel @shia.jihadist @snufkin

 

[snufkin]

Use one of these for a more seamless experience

 

[AllureBloom]

Sometimes when the load is so hard and painful to push out

U can’t help but see it as a beautiful baby once it’s done

Sometimes I have to fight parental instincts to push the flush button

I doubt I’m the only one

I sometimes pretend that I'm in labor and than I get anxiety because it’s going to be 10x bigger and worse

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

bro what is this fetish shit you're all talking about pushing make believe babies out or some shit

 

[Deleted member 58641]

bro what is this fetish shit you're all talking about pushing make believe babies out or some shit

no clue what ur talking about n***a

 

[AllureBloom]

I mean i have a reason so…

bro what is this fetish shit you're all talking about pushing make believe babies out or some shit

 

[Deleted Member 49073]

no clue what ur talking about n***a

Idk @snufkin and @AllureBloom's comment coupled togehter made it seem like this thread was about pushing pretend babies out

 

[snufkin]

Idk @snufkin and @AllureBloom's comment coupled togehter made it seem like this thread was about pushing pretend babies out

n***a I posted a dilator that trannies use

 

[Deleted member 58641]

@The cat from The Matrix i feel like you let out massive logs

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

@The cat from The Matrix i feel like you let out massive logs

One time my log was so long it clogged the toilet

 

[Deleted member 58641]

One time my log was so long it clogged the toilet

Im. Ngl idk why i tagged u i dont remember something came over me. I wouldve ignored you for this comment but i did it to myself

 

[The cat from The Matrix]

Im. Ngl idk why i tagged u i dont remember something came over me. I wouldve ignored you for this comment but i did it to myself

We all act out of character at times

 

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