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drunk night (crazy storytime i leaked myself)

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basically uh yes i was calling with sb out of boredom i kinda acc turned on my cam (drunk i look like a sub% besides not wearing any makeup) which HE told me cuz i forgot our whole convo he said i looked good which is hard to believe but since hes a looksmaxxer himself i may believe him its just i have some kinda appeal well yea i woke up next to a hair straightener (?????) and a mirror for context these things are usually in my bathroom so i mustve gotten up to get that shit and my hair isnt even straight.

and my mom texted me we shall make more moments like i had yd with my foster dad

well i was blasting old rock songs and then blasted cant stoßp by red hot chilli peppers so yh the whole neighbourhood mustve heard that shit back to the story my dad came in on my drunkly singing and just started singing with me and i was vibing so i was drunkly showing him songs and sang for him and he fucking asked me why i dont sing as a hobby anyways yea we were vibing asf singing


still scared cuz sb saw my face and i was talking nonsene falling asleep waking up again and talking then falling asleep


gulp

@Kaligula567 @subhumanwasian @dontcallthemfoidsbro
 
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basically uh yes i was calling with sb out of boredom i kinda acc turned on my cam (drunk i look like a sub% besides not wearing any makeup) which HE told me cuz i forgot our whole convo he said i looked good which is hard to believe but since hes a looksmaxxer himself i may believe him its just i have some kinda appeal well yea i woke up next to a hair straightener (?????) and a mirror for context these things are usually in my bathroom so i mustve gotten up to get that shit and my hair isnt even straight.

and my mom texted me we shall make more moments like i had yd with my foster dad

well i was blasting old rock songs and then blasted cant stoßp by red hot chilli peppers so yh the whole neighbourhood mustve heard that shit back to the story my dad came in on my drunkly singing and just started singing with me and i was vibing so i was drunkly showing him songs and sang for him and he fucking asked me why i dont sing as a hobby anyways yea we were vibing asf singing


still scared cuz sb saw my face and i was talking nonsene falling asleep waking up again and talking then falling asleep


gulp

@Kaligula567 @subhumanwasian @dontcallthemfoidsbro
interesting, im sure showing your face will be fine
 
basically uh yes i was calling with sb out of boredom i kinda acc turned on my cam (drunk i look like a sub% besides not wearing any makeup) which HE told me cuz i forgot our whole convo he said i looked good which is hard to believe but since hes a looksmaxxer himself i may believe him its just i have some kinda appeal well yea i woke up next to a hair straightener (?????) and a mirror for context these things are usually in my bathroom so i mustve gotten up to get that shit and my hair isnt even straight.

and my mom texted me we shall make more moments like i had yd with my foster dad

well i was blasting old rock songs and then blasted cant stoßp by red hot chilli peppers so yh the whole neighbourhood mustve heard that shit back to the story my dad came in on my drunkly singing and just started singing with me and i was vibing so i was drunkly showing him songs and sang for him and he fucking asked me why i dont sing as a hobby anyways yea we were vibing asf singing


still scared cuz sb saw my face and i was talking nonsene falling asleep waking up again and talking then falling asleep


gulp

@Kaligula567 @subhumanwasian @dontcallthemfoidsbro
@catboy09
 
im retarded and i am the chainsmokercat ofc i am r****d
Brvtal🥲
WHY ARE U REPPING EVERY MSG MY BOX EXPOLDING
Happy Dance GIF
 
Hsir straightener and mirror???
 
Its ok i got drunk last weekend and kissed a guy who then told me the next day he didn't remember when I asked him to talk about last night, eventhough he didn't have a single drop of alcohol and i got so Hammered I passed out and still remembered
That shit hurt 💔
 
Its ok i got drunk last weekend and kissed a guy who then told me the next day he didn't remember when I asked him to talk about last night, eventhough he didn't have a single drop of alcohol and i got so Hammered I passed out and still remembered
That shit hurt 💔
dont kiss moids kiss foids
 
Its ok i got drunk last weekend and kissed a guy who then told me the next day he didn't remember when I asked him to talk about last night, eventhough he didn't have a single drop of alcohol and i got so Hammered I passed out and still remembered
That shit hurt 💔
ew, its so ironic me sitting here hating on ndhltb is more productive than both of your lives
 
basically uh yes i was calling with sb out of boredom i kinda acc turned on my cam (drunk i look like a sub% besides not wearing any makeup) which HE told me cuz i forgot our whole convo he said i looked good which is hard to believe but since hes a looksmaxxer himself i may believe him its just i have some kinda appeal well yea i woke up next to a hair straightener (?????) and a mirror for context these things are usually in my bathroom so i mustve gotten up to get that shit and my hair isnt even straight.

and my mom texted me we shall make more moments like i had yd with my foster dad

well i was blasting old rock songs and then blasted cant stoßp by red hot chilli peppers so yh the whole neighbourhood mustve heard that shit back to the story my dad came in on my drunkly singing and just started singing with me and i was vibing so i was drunkly showing him songs and sang for him and he fucking asked me why i dont sing as a hobby anyways yea we were vibing asf singing


still scared cuz sb saw my face and i was talking nonsene falling asleep waking up again and talking then falling asleep


gulp

@Kaligula567 @subhumanwasian @dontcallthemfoidsbro
I'm not reading all that
 
ew, its so ironic me sitting here hating on ndhltb is more productive than both of your lives
Ey my life is very productive, i have a low level degree in computer science and they're letting me into law school early eventhough im only 15, im doing well kryn.
 

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