EstrocelMaxxing
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Women love intelligent high iq men
They want to know they are with a genius, someone smart and capable of providing
Here’s how to pretend that’s you long enough to crack
This also works for women, but the bar is so low just write a hello world script and you’re done
Requirements: not blonde hair, low bodyfat
Step 1: Vocab dropping
This is the one time where mainsplaining is hot. Use buzzwords that she knows are related to coding but doesn’t know what they mean. Good examples of this are things like different languages, compilers, and other random technical shit. Like learn abt c mallocs and she’ll eat it up trust me
Step 2: Projects
It doesn’t matter if they never get finished. Just think up something cool in your head like a underwater sonar or whatever and say you’re developing a next gen version
. Tie this into step 1 and add some random vocab about it
Bonus points if the vocab is actually related
Step 3: oofy genius
Combine the aspects of Oofy doofy that make it successful and traits found in geniuses. Pretend you are this distracted nerd that is so absorbed in your work you are forgetful and don’t know what’s going on
This lets you get away with so much shit
Step 4: social media
Post thirst traps with retarded captions like “coding>” or abt your passion
The secret method is to tie a rope around your arm, this pumps blood into your forearms and makes your veins pop. As this larping nerd your emphasis on smv is all through veiny hands, so you better be taking typing thirst traps
Bonus points if you have one where you’re soldering
Women love a creator
Step 5: rewards
Nobody expects much from you now. They expect you to be home all day, and it won’t be weird when you’re nd awkward. After all, you’re just this absent minded genius
Go forward and slay, you don’t even have to be that good in bed, but if you are it’s a amazing surprise tonthem
Best of luck larping as nerds!!!
They want to know they are with a genius, someone smart and capable of providing
Here’s how to pretend that’s you long enough to crack
This also works for women, but the bar is so low just write a hello world script and you’re done
Requirements: not blonde hair, low bodyfat
Step 1: Vocab dropping
This is the one time where mainsplaining is hot. Use buzzwords that she knows are related to coding but doesn’t know what they mean. Good examples of this are things like different languages, compilers, and other random technical shit. Like learn abt c mallocs and she’ll eat it up trust me
Step 2: Projects
It doesn’t matter if they never get finished. Just think up something cool in your head like a underwater sonar or whatever and say you’re developing a next gen version
. Tie this into step 1 and add some random vocab about it
Bonus points if the vocab is actually related
Step 3: oofy genius
Combine the aspects of Oofy doofy that make it successful and traits found in geniuses. Pretend you are this distracted nerd that is so absorbed in your work you are forgetful and don’t know what’s going on
This lets you get away with so much shit
Step 4: social media
Post thirst traps with retarded captions like “coding>” or abt your passion
The secret method is to tie a rope around your arm, this pumps blood into your forearms and makes your veins pop. As this larping nerd your emphasis on smv is all through veiny hands, so you better be taking typing thirst traps
Bonus points if you have one where you’re soldering
Women love a creator
Step 5: rewards
Nobody expects much from you now. They expect you to be home all day, and it won’t be weird when you’re nd awkward. After all, you’re just this absent minded genius
Go forward and slay, you don’t even have to be that good in bed, but if you are it’s a amazing surprise tonthem
Best of luck larping as nerds!!!
