everyone is mad at me

[Deleted Member 52522]

I met a girl today at a friend’s gathering and we both went up to dance and I tried grabbing her hand and I said “ did u drop ur arm like Roblox character, where is it?” And her face dropped and showed me her little nub and I just stood there smiling cuz I couldn’t register it

In the car with all my friends and they’re all glaring at me

 

[Schizotypalcel]

natural selection

 

[Deleted Member 52663]

Umm could you get your teeth surgically removed? That would be HOTTT!!!!!!

 

[Whitepill]

We all make mistakes

 

[Whitepill]

Umm could you get your teeth surgically removed? That would be HOTTT!!!!!!

- a ni..

 

[Deleted Member 52663]

--harshBDSMmaster

 

[Deleted Member 60441]

A thing is generally true, when a female says she is innocent she is rarely innocent

 

[TonyDr]

Removing you from my ignore list was a mistake

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

- a ni..

GGER

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Removing you from my ignore list was a mistake

lalaloopsy

 

[Deleted Member 52663]

GGER

Flabber-jackin Flarg-knocker!!!! I keep thinking about you with no teeth and it is um..... shall I say.... HOTTTT???????

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

A thing is generally true, when a female says she is innocent she is rarely innocent

i didn’t know!! We were seated the entire time

 

[getratioedbozo]

I met a girl today at a friend’s gathering and we both went up to dance and I tried grabbing her hand and I said “ did u drop ur arm like Roblox character, where is it?” And her face dropped and showed me her little nub and I just stood there smiling cuz I couldn’t register it

In the car with all my friends and they’re all glaring at me

Let's play ROWBLOX

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Let's play ROWBLOX

If it’s dress to impress

 

[jkcwakcjw]

she thought she was future gohan

 

[lowkeydeadinside]

i’ve done smthn similar before i think u just have to avoid that person until the end of time cuz it will be perma awk unless they’re like a really nice/forgiving person

 

[getratioedbozo]

If it’s dress to impress

I ain't that good at it but sure we can play

 

[jkcwakcjw]

i didn’t know!! We were seated the entire time

how did she lose it tho?

 

[lowkeydeadinside]

I ain't that good at it but sure we can play

brother is starving

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

she thought she was future gohan

had to take back my jfl reaction cuz I need to sit down and think about what I’ve done

 

[jkcwakcjw]

had to take back my jfl reaction cuz I need to sit down and think about what I’ve done

wait lemme guess how she lost it

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

wait lemme guess how she lost it

Guess

 

[getratioedbozo]

brother is starving

SHUSH BRUH, DONT U GOT A GINGER GF FROM HERE???

 

[lowkeydeadinside]

wait lemme guess how she lost it

beirut explosion

 

[jkcwakcjw]

 

[lowkeydeadinside]

SHUSH BRUH, DONT U GOT A GINGER GF FROM HERE???

NO SHE DNRD ME CUZ I DONT LIVE IN USA

 

[getratioedbozo]

NO SHE DNRD ME CUZ I DONT LIVE IN USA

Find another one

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

The Arabic intro for one piece sounds so good

 

[Deleted Member 52663]

wait lemme guess how she lost it

Surgically removed!!!! PRETTY HOT!!!!! RIGHT?

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

Surgically removed!!!! PRETTY HOT!!!!! RIGHT?

Are you castrated!!!! PRETTY HOT!!!!! Right?

 

[jkcwakcjw]

Surgically removed!!!! PRETTY HOT!!!!! RIGHT?

i wonder if they let the amputee eat it afterwards
that would be very innovative
i know they do that with foreskin i think

 

[lowkeydeadinside]

i wonder if they let the amputee eat it afterwards
that would be very innovative

i wonder how many calories that would be

 

[jkcwakcjw]

i wonder how many calories that would be

enough hopefully
imagine you like it so much you want to take another off

 

[Deleted Member 52522]

i wonder if they let the amputee eat it afterwards
that would be very innovative
i know they do that with foreskin i think

So it grows back like a lizard’s tail!! Genuis

 

[jkcwakcjw]

So it grows back like a lizard’s tail!! Genuis

ikr right
do u think people like that they should just get the other side done similarly so its like symmetrical? bc it looks weird if they arent the same